the people who follow me are so cute by default. I don't know how but everyone who has followed so far has been downright gorgeous. and then I get really nervous because cute people are looking at my posts
but dylan....... dylan....... do this for dylan............................................... or toutalltappertai...................................................................... i really love those guys
i do not know if to count the memoapontadas 1/deadbeat rhythm "au" guys as my ocs. theyre practuacally rhtyhm heaven characters but. human and in a weird artstyle and in a killing game and they die. like. akmost all of them. except donpan 4, paddler, stepswitcher. and presumably tall tapper and yuka. out of like 15characters
big shoutout to the handful of blogs who follow me for one specific organism and every time it appears they go hog wild
Opinions on Rhythm Tengoku?
this hurts me so much. i used to reblog these guys all the time, but, making MONEY AND STEALING OUT OF SOMETHING THAT TOOK A LOT OF PEOPLE'S LIVES AND is actually REALLY SRIOUS???? i just. can't believe there's people out there.
*Censoring their url because these bots don’t deserve to be given any platform
“But what if they’re legit?” They aren’t. They’re lying to you and their aim is to make you feel guilt if you don’t share their posts or donate to them. They’re literally manipulating and guilt tripping you. They’re scam bots and they use the same copy and paste script and send the same thing to hundreds of users every day. They also have many accounts so they can keep coming back like a bunch of cockroaches.
“But they said they were vetted” The damn organization that vetted them literally vetted porn bots before, and yes, the organization itself is also shady as fuck and was actually exposed for being a big part of the scam ring.
robotgirl that is perfectly capable of speaking normally but reverts back to dial up noises when it's flustered with no other changes in its behavior
yeah absolutrly
The day I started posting about #rhythm thief was the best day of my life.
SUPERVILLAIN LAYTON FROM MY SUPERHERO AU
@lesiasmadness the proportions don't work but I don't care too much
He doesn't really have a villain name. Someone very smart told me he probably wouldn't call himself by any name anyway, and I agree wholeheartedly. Still think the other people would have come up with something to call him, though.
I came up with maybe 'the ringmaster' because. Lion Clark. but if any of you has a better idea I'll take it
Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?
I gotta figure out LEGS how do they go?? How do they knees?? When does they stops?? I kinda got arms down maybe but legg?? Nah
if you get one million notifications from me liking and reblogging your stuff it's because I forgot I was scrolling your account okay. stay out my business (our business) (your posts)
i miss my boyfriend 💔💔😞 anyway quinn wall
art by @psi-yuri and @flyingtrashbin
- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.
No one will know which applies.
reasons for why i absolutely love the boys:
they carry an absolute banger
despite there clearly being a girl in the team, they didn't change their names to "toss kids", as both Ao-kun and Kii-yan consider Aka-chan as part of The Boys. it is a true act of friendship from their part, and it shows just how much they respect eachother
(yeah, that last one is just comedy, don't take it too seriously)
ehh why can't i type out any more reasons-
they have some of the best in-game mechanics in the whole game
Taking a literally 5 min break from my Paul McCartney/Beatles craze to talk about this pic of Roberto. I went insane when I saw it for the first time.
The serious expression on his face, his hands, the fact that he is posing next to a photo of himself perfoming... idk, i love it. It's a masterpiece
“kill them with kindness” WRONG. pk starstorm 💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟✨✨✨✨🌟🌟🌟🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐💫💫💫💫💫🌟⭐️⭐️💫💫💫💫⭐️⭐️🌙🌙🪐🪐☄️☄️☄️🌙🌙🌙⭐️⭐️🌟
Once a little boy went to school. One morning The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. He liked to make all kinds; Lions and tigers, Chickens and cows, Trains and boats; And he took out his box of crayons And began to draw.
But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make flowers.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make beautiful ones With his pink and orange and blue crayons. But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And it was red, with a green stem. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower Then he looked at his own flower. He liked his flower better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just turned his paper over, And made a flower like the teacher’s. It was red, with a green stem.
On another day The teacher said: “Today we are going to make something with clay.” “Good!” thought the little boy; He liked clay. He could make all kinds of things with clay: Snakes and snowmen, Elephants and mice, Cars and trucks And he began to pull and pinch His ball of clay.
But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make a dish.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make dishes. And he began to make some That were all shapes and sizes.
But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And she showed everyone how to make One deep dish. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish; Then he looked at his own. He liked his better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just rolled his clay into a big ball again And made a dish like the teacher’s. It was a deep dish.
And pretty soon The little boy learned to wait, And to watch And to make things just like the teacher. And pretty soon He didn’t make things of his own anymore.
Then it happened That the little boy and his family Moved to another house, In another city, And the little boy Had to go to another school.
The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. And he waited for the teacher To tell what to do. But the teacher didn’t say anything. She just walked around the room.
When she came to the little boy She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?” “Yes,” said the little boy. “What are we going to make?” “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher. “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy. “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher. “And any color?” asked the little boy. “Any color,” said the teacher. And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.
~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy
Luke doll complete. Self carved and varnished wood, handmade clothes.. My first time making clothes too! I took him to some daisies today 🌼 it's a sunny day
au where basically everything is reversed and layton is our titular gentleman-cambrioleur.
to note:
The black ravens are still a bunch of streetkids, and crow is the leader running a long con, while working on the side as the youngest police intern. The black ravens will sometimes lend information to layton as long as he pays them in return.
The triton family are one of the more powerful organized crime families in france. They, alongside the Ascot family and the Tuilerons family (angela maiden name in this AU), essentially run france. The Tritons are the main force in the Aquitaine région.
Clark and Brenda didn't want luke to get too involved with the family business while he was young, and were genuinely surprised when he showed an interest in crime and the strange thief who arrived in their town.
Layton's first heist was the abkadain ruins in england. In fact, Layton is a native born englishman, but moved to france in his youth with his adopted parents. This is where he met the stansbury gang. He'd agreed to follow Randall's detective nose all the way back to england when they were teens, where he found the treasure but lost randall. After this, he gave up on crime and went clean.
Layton, Clark, Brenda, Paul, Dimitri, and Claire went to university together, but parted ways after Claire's death. Layton was enamoured by Claire and she was where his desire to become a gentleman came from. Her death was also what pushed him to become a thief again, in order to get back at the rich and powerful for the death of his beloved.
Clive, a french journalist, lost his and Clark's parents in the same accident that took Claire's life. He then swore revenge on the noble who had commissioned the experiment. Who then got elected as the prime minister of france, named Billiam Hawks. His assassination plans aren't going so hot at the moment, but after finding out that the phantom thief who saved his life as a child was back and causing mayham he vows to try and make good on his treason.
Bloom is the lead detective on the case of the international criminal Jean Descole. He's the youngest prodigy of the Sûreté Nationale, and he is utterly bored in his job. The most excitement he gets is when Jean Descole pulls another dangerous stunt, but even then the guy is such an asshole that it ruins all the fun of the chase. He's this close to quitting and becoming a criminal himself. Can successfully stop Descole's schemes a solid 6 times out of 10. He's also very sick of putting up with this newbie private detective who popped up and is trying to catch Descole. This guy needs a vacation, or enough alcohol to drown a horse.
Randall, with all his amnesia for the accident all those years ago, ended up moving back to france when he caught wind that a certain criminal popped up there. As the lost heir to the Ascot house, he holds a lot of power he doesn't even know about. Rather, he spends his days as a private detective with an incredibly high solve rate. After moving to Monte d'Or to catch Descole on his next heist, he decides to finally pick up an assistant and grabs the next dude on the street who seems willing.
That dude happens to be Nils, who is a totally law abiding citizen and definitely has never committed grand larceny in his life. Swear on his mum's soul. He hangs out with Randall because he thinks its fun watching him solve cases, and it gives him opportunities to do perfectly legal things thank you very much. Has a girlfriend named Colette that he steals things for. The two are in a very loving relationship, and also love causing problems to everyone in a 50 mile radius together.
Flora Reinhold is the daughter of an incredibly rich baron in the Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes région. Sequestered away in the alps, she's lived her whole life sheltered. After she meets Layton and Luke, however, she become determined to become a gentlewoman cambrioleur in her own right. Runs away from home to force layton to adopt her, and basically hostages herself on him. Now she's training under him as his second unofficial apprentice.
Emmeline (Emmy) is a freelancer writer and reporter who's been following the recent crime spikes. She works frequently with the Sûreté Nationale to cover and investigate cases. Works frequently alongside Detective Bloom and Clive. All three are basically a friend group. She's probably the one person Bloom actually likes in his job.
Bronev is part of some cult or something. secret society protecting a treasure who noped out on his kids to go do that under duress or something. idk about him ngl i didn't think about it much.
Renowned globally, Desmond Sycamore is one of the leading British Investigators on the Jean Descole Case. His record is immaculate, and people wonder if there's any case he can't solve. He's crashed several of Descole's heists. He's also the secret true identity of Jean Descole. He moved to Paris in order to pursue the criminal. Bloom thinks he's a prick. Randall admires him greatly.
Anton Herzen is one of the oldest Dukes in the country. He lives in the Hauts-de-France region, in a massive castle with his butler. He is eventually returned a jewel he once had stolen from him after Layton steals it back from a greedy noble who had pillaged the castle in the dead of the night.
anyways yeah thats fhe lore ive got rn. im so nromal about phantom thieves guys i promise....
"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈
one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.
In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"
We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines
to avoid putting more copaganda in the world, i think we should replace all stories about cops with:
superheroes
detectives
nosy authors who double as detectives
travelling mystery hunting polycules
secret agents who disguise themselves as domestic platypi
whatever the fuck professor laytons job is