Kirishima: don’t you fucking die!!
Bakugou : don’t tell me what to do
Kirishima: please, cure my sadness
Bakugou: *look at him with a frown*
Kirishima: *sighs* thanks
kirishima: this is my ex-boyfriend, Bakugou
Bakugou: stop introducing me like that...
Bakugou: i’m her husband
Kirishima: how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Bakugou: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english
Kirishima:
Kirishima: water you doing?
Kirishima: wow your legs look great in those pants!
Bakugou: thanks you should see me without them
Kirishima:
Kirishima: why would you take off your legs
Girl: *sits*
Kirishima: *scoots away*
Girl: Hey, I don't bite. *smiles*
Bakugou: *slams hand down on the desk* I funckin do
Bakugou: when i asked you to bring me back something from the beach, i meant a seashell or something
Kirishima: *struggling to hold a seagull as it flaps wildly* WELL NEXT TIME SAY THAT
kirishima: so i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe a summer wedding. i don't want it to be too cold
Bakugou: what are you talking about??!?we're not even engaged
kirishima:
kirishima: so THAT'S what i forgot to do last night
[ bakugou's room ]
Kirishima: hey what is y’alls favorite holiday? mine’s christmas !!
Bakugou: the purge
Kirishima: name a way to be nice to others.
Bakugou: don’t kill them.
Kirishima: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
Kirishima:*lying down* I really love lazy saturdays
Bakugou: it's wednesday
Kirishima: i love you, Bakugou
Bakugou: i love you more
Kirishima: no, i love you mo—
Bakugou: don't start a game you can't win, Ei
Kirishima: hey what does y/n mean?
Bakugou: your name
Kirishima: *reading* kirishima looked into bakugou’s eyes..
Bakugou: Remember in elementary school when people would say every time you blinked, a bird would die ?
Kirishima: No ? Is that true ?
Bakugou: I mean technically- what are you doing ?
Kirishima: *eyes wide open* I refuse to let another bir- *blinks* FUCK
Bakugou: ...
Kirishima: Blasty, you’re like an angel with no wings.
Bakugou: so like a person.
Kirishima: bakugou... hey baku.
Bakugou: what do you want ?
Kirishima: I can’t sleep..
Bakugou: well, i can goodnight.
Krishima: *the phone* Bakubro!! remember that one time you tried to convince me Santa isn’t real?
Kirishima: well I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here!
Kirishima: merry christmas I'm your present ;)
Bakugou: can I have the receipt
kirishima: ...
Sero: They're married.
Denki: Prove it.
Sero: *calling out* Bakugou-kun?
Katsuki and Eijiro : hah?
Kirishima: *after giving Bakugou a small kiss* no homo though!
Bakugou:...
Bakugoui: Shitty hair, we’re married.
Kirishima: are we boutta kiss rn?
Bakugou: we are at our wedding.
Bakugou: hey, shitty hair, did ya know i can fit the whole world in my hands?
Kirishima: how could you poss–
Bakugou: *cups Eijiro's face*
Kirishima: *tearing up* o-oh
Bakugou: your name is not "Kirishima Eijiro"
Kirishima: wha-
Bakugou: your name is "Bakugou Eijiro"
*pulled out a ring*
Kirishima: *blushing so hard*
Bakugou: This is the asshole who dared to tell me that being gay isn't a choice.
Bakugou: You're right, being gay isn't a choice!
Bakugou: It's a competition, and I'm winning!
Bakugou: *gesturing to a flustered Kirishima* Have you SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?! HAH?!
Priest: Do you, Bakugou Katsuki, take Kirishima Eijiro, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Bakugou: I do
Kirishima: *Whispering* That's gay .... IT'S SO MANY
*kirishima falls asleep on his chest after kissing with him*
Bakugou: fuck we're so gay
bakugou: You annoy me.
(..)
Bakugou two days later: Hey, shitty hair...can you forget what I said the other day about you annoying me ? I think I said that because I'm starting to develop a crush on you so sorry about that....A and fuck off
bakugou: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger.
kirishima: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis and many ily.
bakugou: o-out of anger.
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
Bakugou: have you ever tried honey?
kirishima: tried what?
Bakugou: honey.
kirishima: yes?
Bakugou: