Kyle Broflovski - Blog Posts
ayo why he in a cage 😂😂😂
Kyle being asexual is a nice headcanon. Of course he’s also a kid and sexual experiences are still (and should be) unknown to him. I don’t see his kissing moment Rebecca being really comparable to a sign of his asexuality, however I now have a new Kyle headcanon. :p
I understand the “Kyle is asexual” headcannon, but I’ve seen so much stuff trying to defend his asexuality even in the earlier seasons. Did everyone forget about him and Rebecca? (I’m aware that asexuality and aromanticism are two different things, but I’m talking about when he thought her how to kiss.)
the idea that the very last episode reveals with kyman being canon all along is not only the funniest thing in the world, but its such a big fucking troll to the entire fandom. i think i’ll name my first child after the show.
I feel like it would be funny as like an ending to the show or somewhere near the end, Cartman and Kyle are just holding hands or were like "I don't like this, but it's happening." if/when the others find out.
although my favorite thing is to complain about the newer seasons of sp, i will put all my opinions on hold until season 27. also WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL JULY!??? KILL ME FUCK
looks like a fun season of what was obviously going to be the next special but still fun nontheless.
and then suddenly.. another kyman fanfic was born
i like the idea of kyle actually having a lot of self-esteem issues because of cartman, especially more in his early teens. even tho kyle seems to play it off and just seems to get pissed at cartman, i feel like he takes some of that to heart, even tho he knows cartmans just being an asshole
firm believer that cartman had caseoh’s hs build when he was in hs - college
also fat stan canon
how do you headcanon the boys and girls body types in their 20s-30s ?
Ooh, interesting question. Let's dig in!
Stan Marsh
💙 That boy is thiiiiick. 💙 A lot more fit in his 20s from high school football and as soon as he's done, he starts getting a tummy. It only gets bigger as he gets older. 💙 I'm gonna be so real, I absolutely love fat Stan. I wanna sit on his lap. I wanna rest my head on his tummy. I want him to squish me in a bear hug and never let go.
Kyle Broflovski
💚 This guy was an ATHLETE. Takes pretty good care of himself. 💚 Still does basketball well into his twenties. Does pick up games with teachers at the school he works at well into his thirties. 💚 Tall, lithe; Kyle is all all corded muscle and sinew.
Kenny McCormick
🧡 Coming in tohis 20s, Kenny is in great shape! Mostly because he kept up with the Mysterion persona and was parkouring around every night. 🧡 Finally drops it and gains some weight. He's softer but just as sweet. Starts growing out his beard, too. 🧡 Honestly, really comes into himself in his 30s, and his body is a big part of that.
Eric Cartman
💔 Cartman stays fat. He loses a lil weight in high school, and maintains coming into college. 💔 He gains it back (the freshman 15 hit him hard, fell back into bad habits) in college pretty quickly. 💔 Has mostly accepted that it's how his body has been an how it's gonna be, but it's still a sore spot for him.
i wish his va wasnt into Scientology
i have so many rants i wish to post write
so many long rambles about completely random things
i swear if i wasn’t in a state of burnout for the past 2 years i would write until my hands went numb
burnout gets the best of us, and unfortunately it’s got all of me
for now get this picture of a character from a game ad that i thought was making a kyle reference because she had a green shirt on and had green hair that looked like kyle’s hat
“I should’ve never gone ziplining” is one of my favorites 😭😭😭
it always thought it was funny as hell, do people really not like it??
"oh, 'I should've never gone ziplining' is a bad episode" "I didn't like 'I should've never gone ziplining' it's one of the unfunny south park episodes"
shut up!!! shut up!!! we get live action versions of the main 4 as young adults during a mockumentary scene!!!!
a little too relatable 💔💔💔
Kyle's daily hair care every morning at 6 am in the cold. (real life experience...)
debating drawing this
This genuinely looks like a scene where Kyle’s about to confess to his mother he’s dating a boy and not just any boy,— ERIC CARTMAN— who looks to be well groomed (getting all fancy in order to sway Ms. Brovfloski to give her son over to him perhaps?)
I wouldn’t be surpised if there was a whoooole ep somewhat related to a plot or scheme cartman has Kyle in on.
THE BLORBOS
a few month ago i posted wip of them, here the full art!
got me feeling emotional oml
had a bad day and opened up tumblr to this
💚❤️
i’m super tired so i’ll probably come back to this but, i’ve always wanted to see kyman fics that didn’t neglect stan and kyle’s friendships. they’re best friends, and their friendship isn’t clashing with kyle and erics relationship, i think if the fic does it right, it could enrich it. okay goodnight
i would kill myself for this fic
“Wasn’t rigged. Told you I could do it. Took me only two tries.”
- Scene from “fake it ‘till you make it”