Laugh Rule - Blog Posts
I love it when folks claim that Nintendo has finally gone off the deep end whenever they unveil their latest deranged side venture.
Like, buddy, y’all have no idea.
If you’re up on your gaming industry trivia, you probably know that Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a purveyor of hand-painted playing cards. What those trivia pages probably don’t tell you is that in the intervening span, Nintendo has been involved in such diverse side businesses as peddling instant rice, offering taxi services, and even operating a chain of love hotels. (Yes, really.)
Nintendo has never known what to do with themselves - and seeing as they’re still around 130 years later, it seems to be working for them!
The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”
Person in white: “Last one there is a rotten egg!”
Person in black: “First one there is gonna lose their soul.” [whispers in foreign language]
Person in white: “Wait, no. What the hell?”
gookgod:
me: dane i wanna fight bill o’reilly’s old arss so bad
me: i prefer civil debate with reason and logic