Lotf - Blog Posts
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Jack: Can i have a moment alone with him?
Ralph: Sure.
Jack:
Jack, looking into the coffin: Now listen asshole, i know you're not dead.
Roger: Yeah, no shit!
If anyone ever asks me what lotf is about (which is HIGHLY unlikely), I'll just show them this post and let them figure out the rest..
Ralph: You know you can't do that, right?
Jack: You don't have the conch, you can't boss me around.
Ralph, holding the conch: You can't do that.
Jack: I'm not listening to that.
If this ain't Jack...
Jack: Good morning,god has let me live another day and i’m about to make it everyone’s problem
I'm sorta a mix of Jack and Maurice.. idk
Lotf boys as fun activities:
Roger: "accidentally" dropping plastic knives on people
Percival: Crying
Jack: Hula Hooping in the rain for an hour just to spite the world
Simon: Drawing your inner demons on index cards and talking to them
Piggy: Wheezing when climbing the stairs
Ralph: Printing off Donald Trump tweets and putting them in a bonfire
Maurice: Making pancakes at 2 AM
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yeah I think I need some help because... I... may or may not have done all of this
Lmfaoo, I forget what I dreamt about within 10 minutes after waking up 💀
I had such a stupid dream last night.
So for context my English class recently read a book called lord of the flies (pretty good piece of classic literature btw). In the book some kids are stuck on a tropical island to fend for themselves. In my dream Ford, Old Man Mcgucket and Stanley were there too?? The same age as they are in the show? Not as a part of the boys' group but just kinda doing their own thing??? Instead of trying to get back to civilization or anything logical (which they absolutely could have done since it's mentioned that Ford has a SUBMARINE at one point) they build some kind of house. I'm not even sure if they try to help or interact with the kids whatsoever. At one point I vividly remember that they make bacon and a little boy sneaks into their house and steals some. Half of the dream was just me reading Ford’s weirdass journal entries about his experience in this place. Ford's submarine got attacked by a pterodactyl at one point and there was a whole page dedicated to it. I sincerely apologize to William Golding and Alex Hirsch for the existence of this post.
Wait a sec... 👁️👁️
I found this picture on Pinterest, I think it was a photo of Eton College students. And these guys are literally- Ralph, Jack and Maurice. Don’t even try to tell me otherwise. They rock this classy, sharp-dressed look~
I got an ipad and naturally jack merridew happened. modern jack for the month ig-
also i'm doing shitposts soon, prepare
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sometimes i pronounce ASMR the same way that kid from lord of the flies pronounces asthma
The aesthetic here is IMMACULATE
“The world, that understandable and lawful world, was slipping away.”
literature posters; lord of the flies by william golding
Simon: Hey, Ralph, what's up?
Ralph, after explaining to a littlun for the eighth time today that they're not going to be eaten alive: My blood pressure.
Ok but like, NO ONE could pull off this look the way Tom Chapin did.
I said what I said.
Yup, pretty much
What is the modern day equivalent of Lord of the Flies you might ask? Why a Hardcore Minecraft server of course
Hdhbhfhfhf I love thiss 😂😂
jack merridew: a brief summary
I would wish for an official 13th chapter or at the very least an epilogue, cuz I need to know WHAT HAPPENED after the kids were rescued..
 A genie: Ok you get one wish. What will it be? A cure for the worlds most deadly disease? World peace?
Me: *Sweating and laughing* Well those are good but...no...what I actually wish for is an updated version of the lord of the flies movie but with writers who actually like and understand the characters and there individual personality’s and motivations and better casting and child actors.
I-..
Jack talking about piggy and Ralph: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly
This is the best thing EVER
I did it. I made the Piggy comic in less than an hour. It’s a quaint story about Piggy traveling to the nearest convenience store during the tender hours of the night in search of a snack, only to find a wild Ralph searching for cheap food because he’s broke af (feat. Percival because I’m biased)
I was bored so I decided to colorize this photo. You're welcome.
Awwwww, that's so cute tho 🥺
Kidnapper: We have your son!
Ralph: I don't have a son?
Kidnapper: He made us re-evaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad, can you come pick him up?
Ralph: Oh, you have Simon!
Kidnapper: I'm gonna become a painter!
I swear to God Jack, NO ONE CARES IF YOU CAN SING
meme for the soul feat. maurices funky purple socks
Now this, this is ART
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. They're just ✨kids✨
Trying to figure out why people ship the Lord of the Flies kids when they’re a bunch of 6-12 year olds.
You’re stepping into some pedophile territory.
I can't even with this video😂😂 Just watch it, trust me.
This morning I watched the Time Flies 1996 reunion and I may or may not have cried.
Have this behind the scenes photo..
LOTF Characters and Email Sign-Offs:
Jack - ‘Regards,’
Maurice - ‘Ciao,’
Sam - ‘Thanks,’
Simon - ‘Best wishes,’
Roger - no sign-off
Ralph - ‘Kisses,’
Eric - ‘Peace ✌️,’
Piggy - ‘Sincerely,’
(Yes, these include emails to companies like Amazon.)
Someone tell me WHY I read this in Gru's voice.
😭💀 lmao
simon’s plan.png
Literally me tho
This is so ACCURATE OMG
Your bois decided to have a little photo shoot just for fun