Lucius Malfoy - Blog Posts
Remus: Ducks are better than rabbits.
James: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Lucius: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
James: We’re not talking about flavour, Lucius!
Lucius: Flavour counts!
James: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Regulus: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
James: Okay, but-
Regulus: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Lucius: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
James: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, LUCIUS!
Lucius: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, JAMES!
Remus: I- Jesus-
Severus: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Lucius: ... Your what?
Severus: My friends.
Regulus: Are he's saying “friends”?
Narcissa: I think he's being sarcastic.
Bellatrix: No, no, no, this is delirium, he cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Severus! All of your friends are in this room.
Regulus, turning to Lucius: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
Dearest @ silvereyesofelivostis tagged me to post six characters I relate to, and ig I could have been cute, but today... I just didn't feel like it! •ᴗ•
I won't elaborate though! •ᴗ• (*elaborates*) 👇🏻
Jk haha