Mahiro Oyama - Blog Posts
Lgbtq+
Mahiro: We need a group name
Nayuta: What for ?
Asahi: Because its cool!!!
Momiji: YEAHHH we need a cool name
Miyo: Maybe we could be called the 5 lillies?
Mahiro: ... any reason why?
Miyo: i like.....flowers
Mahiro: Right....
Mihari: You guys are the skittle's squad
Kaede: pfff, yeah i can see that honestly
Mahiro: Skittle's?
Nayuta: I think its because we are Lgbtq+
Mahiro: .... whats that ?
The whole group looks at Mahiro with confusion
Mahiro : w-what?
Kaede: She doesnt know ??!?!
Mihari: sigh... yeah that one is on me, i dont know why im suprised
B-sides
Badhiro: Just give it up...
Mahiro: NEVER
Badhiro: You've been dying for hours.....
Mahiro: I NEED TO DO EVERYTHING.
Badhiro: This is not a game.
Mahiro: .... but i want to get all the hearts....
Badhiro: .... Ugh... fine.
Mahiro: Hehe you guessed my plan ?
Badhiro: We share feelings, of course i did
Chitose at a distance: .. how do i tell her she will need to use those later......
THE AU KEEPS GROWING!!!!! AWESOME ART HOLYYYYY
Mahiro's strawberry pie gets worse and worse the more strawberries she picks because she lacks the skill to use them all
the end screen with full strawberries its just the previous strawberries goal mark pie but with Momiji and Badhiro trying fit the rest of the strawberries into the picture while Mahiro sheepishly smiles at them
Celeste 4 accepting oneself and the benefits
Mahiro accepts Badhiro as a part of herself, obtaining her double jump and also....
Badhiro: Huh.. i finally look like us... i like this
Mahiro: You look like me but goth.
Badhiro: well i like purple, it reminds me of the bite of 87
Mahiro: Oh cmon dont start....
Momiji appears screaming and running to Mahiro, worried after seeing her fall
Momiji: MAHIROOO-CHAN !!!!!! ARE YOU OKAY !?!?!
Badhiro: !! She is back :o
Mahiro: She really is suprising....
Badhiro: Yeah....
Momiji: !!!!!! TWO MAHIRO-CHANS?!?!?!?
Chitose appearing out of nowhere in particular: calm down Momiji i can expla-
Momiji: THIS IS HEAVEN!!!!!
Mahiro and Badhiro: ..... O///O
i really like that, despite her self persception, Mahiro is well liked by most people. Even those who know her past self think well of her and only do overall harmless remarks because of the absurdity of her situation (mostly getting deaged and fitting right in with her new peers).
Like her smile its a literal flash bang and she was capable of making practically her whole class incredibly fond of her
truly the best girl ever
Onimai Celeste AU
Just a piece based of the Celeste game cover art :3
Had fun doing it and I feel proud of it hehe
Celeste 3 on the mirror temple
Mahiro: So. why do you look like that?
Badhiro: Like what huh ?
Mahiro: You know how.
Badhiro: Oh~? you mean like your TRUE self ? is that it ?
Mahiro: Thats not-
Badhiro: Oh but it is ? i mean you have said it yourself multiple times, haven't you ?
Mahiro: I-
Badhiro: What ? dont tell me you dont want your comarade anymore ? you wound us..
Mahiro:...... and what if i dont?
Badhiro: Tch, as if. Can you even handle exposing the truth ? you think you can ignore us forever ?
Mahiro:.......
Mahiro silently starts looking for Momiji
Badhiro: Pathetic.
Yapping
Momiji: Hey Mahiro-chan!!! have you ever played a game called hollow knig-
Mahiro grabs Momiji by the shoulders
Momiji: M-mahiro-chan ?
Mahiro menacingly: Yes. why do you ask ?
Momiji: Well i saw an interesting video and i wanted to ask you about who the hollow knight is-
Mahiro drags Momiji into her room, turn on her pc and a power point presentation called "Hollow knight lore" appears
Mahiro: SO IT ALL STARTED WITH-
and so Mahiro yapped to Momiji for 5 straight hours, luckily Momiji is a gayass so she enjoyed it
Blind
Momiji appears after some time without seeing Mahiro, her hair longer than normal.
Momiji: Mahirooo-chan!!!!
Mahiro: .... um who D:?
Momiji: !!!! Its Momijiiiiii
Mahiro: !!!! Momiji!!! you look different ?!?!
Momiji: Well my hair did grew a bit, thought its that all that it takes for you to not recognize me ?
Mahiro: ... well i honestly have trouble remembering faces.. so i tend to rely on everything else-
Mihari: Thats the tism.
Mahiro: HEY!
Mihari: Its true though
Mahiro: well maybe im just blind!!
Mihari: You are too
Mahiro: !!!!! HUH?
Mihari: I noticed a long time ago, thats why a slip eye medicine too in your drug
Mahiro:.... can you stop putting random stuff in my food ?
Mihari: Hehe whoopsie
The idea of blind Mahiro came out in a convo with @/bernadettafireemblem3houses and it is a good idea so might aswell use it for the incorrect quotes
Its kinda funny and also a bit sad that the first impression of onimai tends to be really bad because of how insane the plot is on paper and how normal it is for those kinds of plots to turn into a bit into the disgusting side, and yet the story its really freaking solid and despite some less than ideal jokes (that are at their worst on the anime mostly so if you are a manga reader it isnt bad enough to feel disgusted) the manga its really genuine and heart warming and the transgender coding being all over the story makes it just such a gem
realisation
Minato: Im transgender :D
Mahiro: Wats dat ?
Minato explains to Mahiro the trans of the gender
Mahiro:.... huh so like me then?
Minato: yes?... wait what?
Mahiro:..... oh......OHHHHHHHHH
Minato: Um.....Oyama ?
Mahiro: I WAS A GIRL THE WHOLE TIME ??!?!?!?!
Minato: ... um yes ? were you not before ?
Mahiro: !!! oh um...... its... complicated, ANYWAYS i gotta go scream at my big sister now. thanks for the eye opening information!!!! oh and also cute haircut! well anyhow byeeeeeeeeee
Mahiro runs off into the distance and after some minutes a faint "MIHARI!!" can be heard all over town
Minato: ...... well i guess Yuta isnt the only slow one ?
My fav part about writting Mahiro its that she is so dumb and naive sometimes despite wanting to prove she is cool and awesome
she is like a pathetic dog
Dense and stubborn
10 years later
Mahiro: You know Mihari? i just realised its been a while since i last had an accident with the drug
Mihari: Maybe its because you stopped taking the drug 5 years ago ?
Mahiro:... huh?
Mihari: Mahiro.... i gave you a permanent version 5 years ago and you never quite cared enough to notice
Mahiro: WHAT?!?!?!??
Mihari: here.
Mihari sends a link to Mahiro
Mahiro: transgender?
Mihari: just... just look it up...please
DAYUM, ONCE AGAIN COOKING SOME GREAT ART!!!!
Celeste 2
Mahiro: Well might as well try my best
Momiji: Thats true!!
Badhiro: We are probably going to slip and fall
Mahiro: HEY, dont understimate us
Badhiro: Oh im talking about you and me, Momiji will be fine
Mahiro:....
Badhiro:.....
Momiji: Well she isnt wrong-
Mahiro: HEY!!!! Whatever watch and learn!!!!
Mahiro proceeds to dash into a block of ice and hit her head
Badhiro: We would be dead without you.
Momiji: ... hehe im aware
Mihari its goated dont get me wrong
But realistically what she did had so much potential to end up being very cruel to Mahiro, like particulalry if something wrong happened during school.
Mahiro felt like such a pervert already and if she also lost her first friends in so long because of a situation she was forced to she wouldnt just go back to being a neet, the potential damage was so much worse that im glad onimai its a silly chill manga
Mihari the force fem goat but she is lucky she isnt on a tragedy manga
Mahiro's strawberry pie gets worse and worse the more strawberries she picks because she lacks the skill to use them all
the end screen with full strawberries its just the previous strawberries goal mark pie but with Momiji and Badhiro trying fit the rest of the strawberries into the picture while Mahiro sheepishly smiles at them
Mahiro worrying of going to jail and feeling like a pervert when she isnt doing anything at all is real af but also realistically Mihari would be the one going to jail
Celeste 2
Mahiro: Well might as well try my best
Momiji: Thats true!!
Badhiro: We are probably going to slip and fall
Mahiro: HEY, dont understimate us
Badhiro: Oh im talking about you and me, Momiji will be fine
Mahiro:....
Badhiro:.....
Momiji: Well she isnt wrong-
Mahiro: HEY!!!! Whatever watch and learn!!!!
Mahiro proceeds to dash into a block of ice and hit her head
Badhiro: We would be dead without you.
Momiji: ... hehe im aware
Wait why does Mahiro's and Madeline's hair kinda look similar in shape
Celeste
Mahiro: Cant believe Mihari's next idea was to send me to a mountain...
Badhiro: Hey
Mahiro: Oh hey!
Mahiro:....
Badhiro:....
Mahiro: Wait what.
Mahiro is bridget flavor
Minato is Madeline flavor
Momiji would like shadow the hegdehog and Asahi would like Sonic
Mahiro likes them both
Nayuta likes Metal Sonic
Miyo likes Surge and Amy
Momiji: Are you the silliest because you are Mahiro Oyama or are you Mahiro Oyama because you are the silliest?
Mahiro:.......
Mahiro: You watched Jujutsu Kaisen didnt you.
Momiji: Hehehe
Forming a team part 2
Yuta: Hey!
Minato: Oh hey-
Yuta: I need you.
Minato: Wha-HUH?!?!?!?
Yuta picks a flustered Minato up
Yuta:LETS GOOOOO!!!
......
Mahiro: They got you too huh....
Minato: I got bamboozled....
I kinda stole the addition of Minato from @/miyomurosaki so ye
Mahiro in a different universe
Mahiro: Good morning :D!!!
Momiji: Buenos dias Mahi !
Mahiro: Huh ?
Nayuta: Que pasa Mahiro ?
Mahiro: Sorry um, could you repeat that ?
Asahi: Oigan por que Mahiro esta hablando ingles ?
Nayuta: Quiza se cree gringa
Mahiro: Um???
Momiji: Dejenme probar algo
Momiji: Oye Mahi, te ves bonita hoy ;]
Mahiro: Uhhh.. yes ?
Miyo: Oooh, una pareja con una barrera de lenguajes...... esto tiene potencial
Mahiro: So uh.... whats going on >_>??
Nayuta: I think you forgot how to speak spanish
Mahiro: SPANISH?!?!?
Momiji: Hablas ingles ?
Nayuta: Hehe ;>
Miyo gets isekai'd
Miyo suddenly remembers her past life in the middle of a hallway
Mahiro the villainess(?: Excuse me commoner, can you ... um can you move please-
Momiji: sorry what was that ?
Mahiro panicking: awawawawah.... I SAID MOVE COMMONER
Momiji: HEY thats so rude
Asahi: We should fight her Momiji!!
Mahiro: D:!!!
Momiji: Wait Asahi! she is a noble
Asahi: oh.. so what do we do?
Miyo finally processing her past life: YOU SHOULD KISS HER! i mean what-
Momiji looks at Mahiro
Mahiro: ?
Momiji: Huh, yeah that works
Mahiro: wait wha-
And so Miyo became the ultimate matchmaker for an alternative universe, no one seemed to think about being gay before so she made the ultimate social revolution, what will she do in her next adventures ?!?!?!
Asahi: Can i kiss Miyo-chin then ?
Miyo: HUH?!?! W-WAIT ASAHI I WAS MONOLOGUING
Asahi: So no kisses :(?
Miyo: I didnt say-
Asahi: Yay :D
And so Miyo too became Yuri and she JfnsngnsmgbebgkwgbengnnqkfnASAHIWAITIHAVETOFINISHVFKmfndkgnwkgnejgkenglwngkw
the end.
Forming a team
Asahi: Mahiron!
Momiji: Mahiro!
Mahiro: Wha- yes ?
Momiji: We are asembling a crew
Asahi: Join our crew Mahiron!!
Mahiro: :D? what for ?
Momiji: Baske-
Asahi: You need to go ballin Mahiron!
Mahiro: Haha what ?
Momiji: You are the only one of us who can double jump Mahiro
Asahi: Come on!!!!
Mahiro: WAIT?!?!?
Playing dnd
Nayuta: You see a lamia and-
Miyo: Can i?-
Nayuta: Roll for charisma.
Miyo rolls the dice: .....natural 20
Nayuta:........ you manage to charm and seduce the lamia and she allows you all to continue your journey
Miyo: Can she-
Nayuta: The lamia is too busy to go with you.
Miyo: Awwww
Mahiro: Miyo.... our party already has 15 extra members thanks to you.... its.. its not that big of a dea-
Momiji: I dont think that will work Mahiro..
Asahi: I CAST FIREBALL AT THE LAMIA
Miyo: WHAT!!?!?!
Nayuta: roll for an attack
Asahi: .... i got a 20!
Nayuta: she dies.
Miyo: NOOOOOOOO