Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 34… I think
James: I want wax candy so bad but I want to be able to eat the wax
Marlene: just eat the wax, I would
Peter: yeah, don’t be a wuss
James: na I like living
Marlene: chicken
James: you do I then if your so tough
Marlene: kk!
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 33
Peter: guys I need water but I’m scared of cockroaches
Sirius: is there a roach out there?
Peter: idk yet, I haven’t been out there
Remus: there very likely are no cockroaches, go get water
Peter: there’s a dead one what if it’s comes back to life
Remus: I- that’s not… as far as I’m aware, cockroach necromancers don’t exist
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32
Barty: *holding coca-cola*
James: is that open? Can I have it?
Barty: it’s open and I’ve started drinking it
James: die
Barty: 😊
James: don’t be so happy. Die. Die bigly.
Barty: I’m happy I got Coke
James: I’m happy your gonna die at 2:47am
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32
Evan: there’s a snake in my house, idk what to do
Barty: is anyone home?
Evan: yeah, me and Pandora are in a corner
Barty: call the snake grabbers
Barty: the snake snatchers
Barty: the people to grab the snakes
Evan: I don’t need snake grabbers a
Barty: why? Did snake leave? They tend to not do that. DID YOU EAT IT!?
Evan: nah we’re just leaving it, it’s stuck on fly tape
Barty: ok homie pet snek
Marauder era characters as things my friends have said part 31
Regulus: I’m listening to the wicked soundtrack full blast in my headphones
Pandora: movie soundtrack? Or the original
Regulus: movie… I like Ariana grande
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 30
James: can I have some context for the new rule, must love Thomas Jefferson miku binder
Mary: you have to love him, if you don’t you’ll get hexed
Sirius: ong he’s mid
Marlene: (proceeds to launch Sirius across the common room) yeah I take Thomas Jefferson miku binder very seriously
Lily: how dare he disrespect Thomas Jefferson Miku binder
Marauders era character as thing my friends have said part 29
Marlene: Future therapist are probably crying about the fact that Ao3 is going to be shutdown for six hours tomorrow
Peter: THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT AO3 IS DOWN FOR SIX HOURS?
Peter: HOW WILL I READ MY BEDTIME STORIES NOW?
Peter: WAIT MAYBE IVE DOWNLAODED A FIC
Peter: I DID! HALLELUJAH
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 28
Lily: I DONT KNOW HOW IM GONNA DO MY HAIR FOR PHOTO DAY!
Remus: I’ve just come to terms with my hair being shit
Sirius (lovingly): I wish I had you hair
Marlene: Remus, detach it like a Lego character and give it to Sirius
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 27 maybe
Remus: I think the Virgin Mary is in the trees
Sirius: should’ve gone to spec savers
Remus: I hate you
James: I have spare glasses, and a strong prescription
Remus: fuck you I have 20/20 vision
Remus: BUT THE VIRGIN MARY IS GENUINELY IN THE TREES!
James “no one in this room knows I’m listening to the Hamilton soundtrack” potter
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 26
James: so who is going to the picnic?
Peter: I am!
Sirius: so am I!
Remus: sorry I’m sick that day
Sirius: stop planning your sickness
Remus: it’s already on my calendar. You can’t take things off a calendar
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 25
Remus: I thought rebel rebel would be one of my top songs 😔
Marlene: tf is a rebel rebel
Remus: a masterpiece!
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 24
James: dude are you ever so tired you start awake dreaming?
Lily: yes it’s a disorder
James: ah
James: lovely!
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 23
Marlene: what the fuck is a postal code?
James: It is what you put on letters
Marlene: I don’t sent letters, I text like a normal person. I’m too cool for letters
Peter: I hire carrier pigeons
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 22
Barty: why do these chips look like ASS!
Evan: what the fuck
Evan: they look like regulus’s skin colour
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 20
Sirius: one day we’ll go skydiving
Remus: nope!
Sirius: ok one day I’ll trick you into going on a plane with me and push you out
Remus: oh!
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 20
Regulus: naming my notes is getting more difficult, this one is just called let’s fuck around and find out
Barty: what’s the note?
Regulus: I don’t know bro, wanna fuck around and find out?
Barty: yep, without around and find out
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 19
Marlene: IM GASLIGHTING YOU?
Lily: HUH?
Marlene: IM NOT!
Mary: NO WE’RE GASLIGHTING YOU!
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 18
Pandora: are you guys also sacred of the bacon on cheese and bacon rolls
Dorcas: no?… are you?
Pandora: no…
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 17
Pandora (in a letter to regulus over the holidays): yo bitch, you should come to my place on Wednesday. And if your parents say no, backflip to assert dominance
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 16
James: I’d go up to her and tell her she’s pretty!
Sirius: that’s not creepy!
James: yeah!
Peter: unless you do it in a creepy way
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 15
Sirius: tell me why my brother just asked if I was French or bisexual
Peter: both
Sirius: I’m not French though
Peter: not yet
Sirius: huh
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 14 technically
Euphemia (in a letter sent to James): are you ok by yourself?
James (in his reply letter) yes, I’m watching the eras tour on Disney+ with nine additional acoustic songs
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 12? I think.
*regulus removed a silencing charm he had on Barty and evan*
Barty: whew, that was scary
Evan: yup
*places silencing charm back on them*
(This was in my gc when I removed there ability to talk 😃)
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 12 😨
Lily: judge him on what he does not what he says
Sirius: what are you a fucking fortune cookie?
Lily: yes
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 11
Remus: what’s an awesome sound?
Sirius: um… gargling
Remus: I meant like music
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 10!
Peter: this bitch is going DOWN!
James: whatcha playing
Peter: chess
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 9
James: that’s gay!
Sirius: I’m not gay
James: are too.
Sirius: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE POLE YOUR MOTHER DANCES ON!
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 8!
Marlene: I think my tits are bigger than yours
Mary: what cup size are you?
Marlene: let’s take off our shirts to compare
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 6? 7?
James: ITS PINK!
Sirius: I thought you were colourblind!?
James: it’s da shade bruh