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3 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 34… I think

James: I want wax candy so bad but I want to be able to eat the wax

Marlene: just eat the wax, I would

Peter: yeah, don’t be a wuss

James: na I like living

Marlene: chicken

James: you do I then if your so tough

Marlene: kk!


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3 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 33

Peter: guys I need water but I’m scared of cockroaches

Sirius: is there a roach out there?

Peter: idk yet, I haven’t been out there

Remus: there very likely are no cockroaches, go get water

Peter: there’s a dead one what if it’s comes back to life

Remus: I- that’s not… as far as I’m aware, cockroach necromancers don’t exist


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3 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32

Barty: *holding coca-cola*

James: is that open? Can I have it?

Barty: it’s open and I’ve started drinking it

James: die

Barty: 😊

James: don’t be so happy. Die. Die bigly.

Barty: I’m happy I got Coke

James: I’m happy your gonna die at 2:47am


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3 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32

Evan: there’s a snake in my house, idk what to do

Barty: is anyone home?

Evan: yeah, me and Pandora are in a corner

Barty: call the snake grabbers

Barty: the snake snatchers

Barty: the people to grab the snakes

Evan: I don’t need snake grabbers a

Barty: why? Did snake leave? They tend to not do that. DID YOU EAT IT!?

Evan: nah we’re just leaving it, it’s stuck on fly tape

Barty: ok homie pet snek


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3 months ago

Marauder era characters as things my friends have said part 31

Regulus: I’m listening to the wicked soundtrack full blast in my headphones

Pandora: movie soundtrack? Or the original

Regulus: movie… I like Ariana grande


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 30

James: can I have some context for the new rule, must love Thomas Jefferson miku binder

Mary: you have to love him, if you don’t you’ll get hexed

Sirius: ong he’s mid

Marlene: (proceeds to launch Sirius across the common room) yeah I take Thomas Jefferson miku binder very seriously

Lily: how dare he disrespect Thomas Jefferson Miku binder


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4 months ago

Marauders era character as thing my friends have said part 29

Marlene: Future therapist are probably crying about the fact that Ao3 is going to be shutdown for six hours tomorrow

Peter: THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT AO3 IS DOWN FOR SIX HOURS?

Peter: HOW WILL I READ MY BEDTIME STORIES NOW?

Peter: WAIT MAYBE IVE DOWNLAODED A FIC

Peter: I DID! HALLELUJAH


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 28

Lily: I DONT KNOW HOW IM GONNA DO MY HAIR FOR PHOTO DAY!

Remus: I’ve just come to terms with my hair being shit

Sirius (lovingly): I wish I had you hair

Marlene: Remus, detach it like a Lego character and give it to Sirius


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 27 maybe

Remus: I think the Virgin Mary is in the trees

Sirius: should’ve gone to spec savers

Remus: I hate you

James: I have spare glasses, and a strong prescription

Remus: fuck you I have 20/20 vision

Remus: BUT THE VIRGIN MARY IS GENUINELY IN THE TREES!


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4 months ago

James “no one in this room knows I’m listening to the Hamilton soundtrack” potter


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 26

James: so who is going to the picnic?

Peter: I am!

Sirius: so am I!

Remus: sorry I’m sick that day

Sirius: stop planning your sickness

Remus: it’s already on my calendar. You can’t take things off a calendar


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 25

Remus: I thought rebel rebel would be one of my top songs 😔

Marlene: tf is a rebel rebel

Remus: a masterpiece!


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 24

James: dude are you ever so tired you start awake dreaming?

Lily: yes it’s a disorder

James: ah

James: lovely!


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 23

Marlene: what the fuck is a postal code?

James: It is what you put on letters

Marlene: I don’t sent letters, I text like a normal person. I’m too cool for letters

Peter: I hire carrier pigeons


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 22

Barty: why do these chips look like ASS!

Evan: what the fuck

Evan: they look like regulus’s skin colour


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 20

Sirius: one day we’ll go skydiving

Remus: nope!

Sirius: ok one day I’ll trick you into going on a plane with me and push you out

Remus: oh!


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 20

Regulus: naming my notes is getting more difficult, this one is just called let’s fuck around and find out

Barty: what’s the note?

Regulus: I don’t know bro, wanna fuck around and find out?

Barty: yep, without around and find out


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 19

Marlene: IM GASLIGHTING YOU?

Lily: HUH?

Marlene: IM NOT!

Mary: NO WE’RE GASLIGHTING YOU!


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 18

Pandora: are you guys also sacred of the bacon on cheese and bacon rolls

Dorcas: no?… are you?

Pandora: no…


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 17

Pandora (in a letter to regulus over the holidays): yo bitch, you should come to my place on Wednesday. And if your parents say no, backflip to assert dominance


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 16

James: I’d go up to her and tell her she’s pretty!

Sirius: that’s not creepy!

James: yeah!

Peter: unless you do it in a creepy way


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 15

Sirius: tell me why my brother just asked if I was French or bisexual

Peter: both

Sirius: I’m not French though

Peter: not yet

Sirius: huh


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 14 technically

Euphemia (in a letter sent to James): are you ok by yourself?

James (in his reply letter) yes, I’m watching the eras tour on Disney+ with nine additional acoustic songs


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 12? I think.

*regulus removed a silencing charm he had on Barty and evan*

Barty: whew, that was scary

Evan: yup

*places silencing charm back on them*

(This was in my gc when I removed there ability to talk 😃)


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 12 😨

Lily: judge him on what he does not what he says

Sirius: what are you a fucking fortune cookie?

Lily: yes


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 11

Remus: what’s an awesome sound?

Sirius: um… gargling

Remus: I meant like music


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 10!

Peter: this bitch is going DOWN!

James: whatcha playing

Peter: chess


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 9

James: that’s gay!

Sirius: I’m not gay

James: are too.

Sirius: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE POLE YOUR MOTHER DANCES ON!


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 8!

Marlene: I think my tits are bigger than yours

Mary: what cup size are you?

Marlene: let’s take off our shirts to compare


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4 months ago

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 6? 7?

James: ITS PINK!

Sirius: I thought you were colourblind!?

James: it’s da shade bruh


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