Mark Hoffman - Blog Posts
I learned about this thing… a cakeverse and…… well LISTEN—
Are you telling me that no one has ever drawn Hoffman like this???
No need, I have eyes and a functioning brain. This all makes sense to me, an intelligent person
I will not elaborate
what have i let myself become.
did i cook with this one chat
Peter Strahm: I know who you are!!
Mark Hoffman’s honest reaction:
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Hello and thank you for reading this. This is a fresh as spring community with empty seats ready to be filled.
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Do u even have merch like me 🙏🏻😮💨
I love my destructive gay man
YOU’RE HEEEEEREEEEEEE THERES NOTHING I FEAAAAAR
AND I KNOW THAT MY HEART WILL GO ONNNNN
WE’LL STAY FOREVER THIS WAY
YOU ARE SAFE IN MY HEART AND
MY HEART WILL GO ON AND ONNNNNNNNNNN
Needed a letterboxd pfp and i guess this was what my brain decided was necessary
Just had top surgery today (YIPEE YIPEE) and i was reading a coffinshipping fic before going in and ngl even tho i didnt dream i think i still sort of kind of did in a way, like i felt their essence in my brain it was weird and epic
All of the Saw kandi ive made recently cus making these is way too much fun
I finally watched Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)
YOU MIGHT GET SPOILED ON OTHER MOVIES OF THE FRANCHISE SO BEWARE BEFORE READING
OK SO BOI OH BOI, WHERE DO I EVEN START.
Corrupted policemen were always involved in the saw franchise, but I really think that everything that took place regarding police brutality back in 2020 did have an impact on the film, even though it was supposed to be released in 2020. I might be wrong tho.
Once again, we have a goddamn Jigsaw copycat, manslaughtering their victims in true Mark Hoffman fashion, unescapable traps for shits and giggles, but unlike my boi Hoffman this bitch decides to make a legit ripoff of Jigsaw's work, you know the I bought a 'Gucci' shirt for 10 bucks but the print has 'Coochie' written on it kind of ripoff. And let's be real, if John Kramer was mad at Hoffman for being a copycat killer that chose a cheap blade to kill his victim, I'd love to see his reaction at a copycat that didn't even have the decency to make their recordings sound creepier because maybe that's all of what free sound distort programs on the internet can offer.
My boi Zeke deserved a lot better, he was the grumpy type of protagonist. Do I blame him though? Hell nah, all of his damn coworkers sucked. His wife cheated on him and wouldn't let him see their kid. His father is a corrupted cop as well but is keeping it hella lowkie. And unsurpisingly everyone around him is dying and he can't do shit about it because even though he is trying, his coworkers are unwilling to even listen to him talking.
I loved the movie, I absolutely adore the Saw franchise. The everending plotwists never cease to surprise me and way the story flows keeps me focused, trying to solve the goddamn riddles. So regarding the killer's inspiration from John Kramer's theory of the Spiral. It really is JUST an inspiration BUT it's waaay to far away from John Kramer's ideology and motives, since according to him, everyone deserves a second chance in life, in order to change (or just to become his apprentice). Thus, all of his traps were escapeable, unlike Amanda Young and Mark Hoffman's traps.
So If John Kramer was alive I doubt that they would get away without being tested in a trap, let alone to be a successful apprentice.
Saw X Behind the scenes!
Saw X 2023! John Kramer and Mark Hoffman!
Behind the scenes! Saw X 2023!
Behind the scenes! Saw X 2023!
Welcome back Detective!💕 Saw X Mark Hoffman!
Saw X! I so can't wait!
Saw X eye trap! Actor,Isan Lee!
Saw VI Behind the scenes!❤
Saw 6 one of my fav episode! Mark's work masterpiece but poor Mark...
Of all the men to cheat,you picked John Kramer?
Poor Detectiv Mark Hoffman!😞 May fav character💕
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Idc what anyone else says I created something revolutionary
I dont know if its just me, but i really hope that Saw 11 shows us why Hoffman and Amanda hate each other so much. And yeah it could just be because they want to take John's place when he dies, but wheres the ✨️spice✨️ to that? It would be interesting if they were old lovers when they started working for John and then something tragic happened to them that caused them to hate each other.
I apologize that you’re witnessing this.
