Mark Hoffman - Blog Posts
being realistic, i want Hoffman and Lawrence (and we’re almost definitely getting Hoffman cuz of that post credit scene)
but being unrealistic?? ADAMMMMMM
SOME OLD FACES
love how they made sure to keep his fat ass
please saw post <3
okay <3
i see that knee placement Hoffman 👀
mom said its my turn to draw hoffstrahm in the box
same fr fr
this is where i post from
YEEEEES LET MANS BE CHUNKY!!!!! HE'S THICK!!!!! IT'S HOT!!!!!
i'm gonna start shaming people for drawing hoffman skinny
LOOK AT HIM!!! LOOOOOOOOK
"how do i look?"
SIR PLEASE JUST TAKE ME HOSTAGE ALREADY I'M NOT EVEN RUNNING-
i love how we've all collectively decided that, no matter what saw ship we're talking about that includes mark, he. can. cook.
mans is thick and built + raised a baby sister. he knows his spices, veggies & meats. all that stuff. he'll cook you a meal from the GODS
setting up my new portable cd player & testing it with my linkin park cds while i watch saw v, obsess over hoffdaddy and eat sour gummy worms
it's the small things
ugh have mercyyy he looks so goddamn hot all tied up! fuck
#me: i watch saw for the plot #the plot:
SAW IV dir. darren lynn bousman
just read hoffstrahm smut in class hbu<3
(going mad over them)
i see so many ppl on here meeting costas and seriously bless y'all everyone's looking so cute & i hope you had the best time♡ but also i am so jealous right now lol XD
fun fact i absolutely love the saw franchise
so since it's october i can finally go back to questioning my mental sanity cause-
i am so wildly attracted to this mf it actually HURTS
SO FCKING HOT DAMNIT-
[all pics found on pinterest]
I have an incredibly important proposition to make...
does anyone know what time we have to reap what we sow
what if hoffstrahm hugged?
“You really couldn’t get a bigger box?”
pixels are consuming my brain
What if Hoffman started wearing a cross necklace to keep Strahm’s ghost away.
flirting texting with the enemy
a gift for @afoxnamedmulder :D
very important plans
“Could’ve sworn this ended differently…” 🌀
What if it was Strahm instead…
Without Saw lighting:
Couldn’t decide which I liked better so here you go 🪚
comfort they deserve ;-;
Hoffman: 😔✨
Strahm: 🧍♂️
Before they ruined each other’s lives.
“Have you learned enough to trust me?”