Matthew Fairchild - Blog Posts

Will: Tess I have a present for you.

Tessa: You didn't have to get me anything Will.

*opens present*

Tessa: It's Jem's portrait.

Will: I know! Now we can admire him all day without him complaining about us staring at him.

Tessa: I- Thank you?

Will*smugly*: I am a genius.

Jem: Tessa I have a present for you.

Tessa: oh Jem you didn't have to get me anything.

*opens present*

Tessa*tearing up*: A ring. Are you proposing to me??

Jem: No it's for you and I gave one to Will. Now you both can marry each other.

𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘄👑👱 🤝 𝗸𝗶𝘁👑💙

- Bisexual blonde disasters

- Thinking Jem is The Coolest™

- In love with someone who they think could never love them back🥺

- beING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

- Beautiful & charismatic

- impeccable fashion taste

- a BIG FUCKIN MOOD

James: Matthew and I don't have pet names for each other

Lucie: *smiles smugly* yah okay... What do bees make?

James: A hive?? I don't know, I don't have a lot of knowledge on bees, Lucie!

Matthew: *screaming* BEE?? THERE'S A BEE?? WHERE???

Jesse: where did u learn to fight like that?

Lucie: I have an older brother and his three friends that are like family

Jesse: really?

Lucie: yeah, Christopher blows up everything he touches, James used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Thomas prefers wildcats, and Matthew can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn't going to let anyone give them shit for that. So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on

Matthew better get a happy ending or so help me I will riot please my boy has already suffered so much

Thomas: Alastair may seem tough, but really, he wouldn't hurt a fly

Alastair: bitch I kill demons for a living and I almost killed matthew last week what do you mean

When I saw this on Pinterest I immediately thought of all the dumbass characters this applied to

Will, Matthew, Alec when he's mean to Clary, Kieran when he gets Emma whipped, Julian when he's all Slytherin, Kit when he tells Ty he wished they never met, Alastair trying to survive life at the academy, I can't think of any others but I'm SURE that's not it

So u know that one time when Jem punched Will for being an idiot and then went on to make out with Tessa? I can totally picture something like this happening in tlh. Matthew just being completely fed up with James and his feelings for Grace, punching him, and then going to Cordelia and doing something that he will almost definitely regret later