Im not gonna have names of the people
With great power comes great booty bitches
Broom broom bitch/toot toot motherfuckers/honk honk hoes
I want the gay one
Two bitches and a flying cooch
I will kick you so hard that your vertebrae will come out of you like a peez dispenser
Im too single for life/ no life is too single for you.
The straightest people are always the ones who act the most gayest/Being a gay architect is hard, none of the lines are straight/Being gay isnt as straightforward as people think/Life is lesbian/The ruler is the straightest thing in the room/The gays are the days/Lesbians are coming/Die Hate and cry/Home is where the bricks are/Dam they must've really hated gays before the 1980s, they even took the colours out of their tv's
You never know that god hasn’t had sex he could be the too shagger
Pleased is the tism
You’re as mentally stable as an earthquake
The sock makes it even more of a no.
Why does my hair have to be crustier than the bacon of an obese kid
I think I deserve a break.../Yeah you do but not from life
Just stop dying/simple./say no to death
They have the ability to sense boobs from miles away…/it’s true
WRITERS YOU CANT KEEP DOING THIS SHIT MAN 😭 WE GOT DESTIELED WITH MAZE RUNNER, AND THEN ALMOST WITH RIM OR THE WORLD, GODDAMNIT
I just finished watching Maze runner:the scorch trials, anD THEY TOOK HAIR GEL(Minho) 😭 I HATE LIFE, GINGER BOY(Newt) AND HAIR GEL ARE DEFF BEST FRIENDS, THEY KNEW EACH OTHER FOR THREE YEARS, I AM SO PISSED 😭😭😭😭
Ok, but is it just me who wonders, with this whole pandemic going on, are their some smart teens trapped in a maze trying to escape so they can find a cure?
I Wished someone would love me the way Newt loves Thomas and the way Thomas loves Newt :(
(Canon)
CAUSE TELL ME ABOUT Newt having a limp, having a mental illness, and getting his body slowly ripped apart and eaten away by the FLARE and Thomas will still carry his body and look into his eyes like he's the most beautiful person to ever exist in his life HELLO????
TELL ME ABOUT how he thought of Newt and held his hand many times???
TELL ME ABOUT how no other soul except Newt calls Thomas "Tommy" ???????????
TELL ME ABOUT how Newt got mad (jealous obv 🙂↕️) that Thomas "cares" more about Teresa????
TELL ME ABOUT "But from the moment you ran into the maze, I knew that I would follow you anywhere. And I have. We all have. If I could do it all over again I would, and I wouldn't change a thing." Cause bro are there any other fancier words to say " I love you" ???????
TELL ME ABOUT the letter Newt gave to Thomas as he was slowly turning into a crank and dying?
TELL ME ABOUT Newt dying in Thomas's arms?????
(Fanon)
TELL ME ABOUT HOW IN THAT *ONE* FANFIC noticing Newt's limp, Thomas slowly walks Newt through the scorch, hand in hand with him and never letting Newt out of his touch, and when Newt gets too tired he'll say, "It's okay, I can carry you there" (Thomas taking care of Newt especially when he's limping is just SKSSKAKAJKAKS)
Tell me about despite his physical and mental flaws, Thomas will look back to Newt and say, "I love you."
Tell me about despite all the terrors and fast paced events that they have gone through Newt will look back to Thomas and say, "You can't save everyone. I'm really proud of you and I love you, Tommy." (Ykyk Newt lives alternative)
I love Newtmas too much :(((
Fanfictions taught me to never think that I am "not good" or "not pretty" enough for someone ever again.
I MEAN I legit have seen the most questionable creatures, cranks, animagus, werewolves, etc and their human partner will still be like "you're the most beautiful person I have ever seen in my life" AKAJAJAJJAJAJAJ
I have seen every human feature and imperfections possible; Freckles, moles, acne, scars, cuts, bruises, callouses, pockmarks, limps, blood, wounds, flesh, bones, black veins,and bites with their skin slightly tingling as their love interest plants kisses all over their bodies
"But I (have/am) a disease/mental illness/disability/traumatic past/suicidal thoughts/self harm scars/ the chosen one/on the run/..."
"I love you."
Yes, even if black stuff was coming out of his mouth. Like, seriously.