Meme - Blog Posts
Tsukauchi: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Sansa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Tsukauchi: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Nezu: Actually I did the math, Sansa would have $225, not $0.15.
Sansa: Fam I’m right here....
Shouta: If I had a dollar I would buy a coffee
Tsukauchi: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Shouta: Sorry I only have a dollar
Tsukauchi: :(
Nezu: oh I miscalculated, Sansa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Shouta: If I had $22,500 I would buy a coffee and an apply juice
Nezu: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Hizashi: Yeah and they want coffee and apply juice
Nezu: Apply juice to what
Vigilante Izuku: Directly to the forehead
Sansa: Great chat everyone
Vigilante Izuku: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Sansa: >:O language Nezu: Yeah watch your fucking language Tsukauchi: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NEZU THE FUCK WORD? Shouta: 'The fuck word'. Hizashi: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Nezu: Oh my god they censored it Shouta: Say fuck, Hizashi. Nezu: Do it, Hizashi. Say fuck.
Tsukauchi: I CAN'T DO IT!
Sansa, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Tsukauchi: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Nezu: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Tsukauchi:
Tsukauchi: I appreciate it,
Tsukauchi: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Shouta: Tsukauchi-
Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Hizashi: Tsukauchi we gotta-
Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Tsukauchi, motioning to Vigilante Izuku: NOT FUCKING THIS
Tsukauchi: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Nezu: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Sansa: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Shouta: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Hizashi: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Vigilante Izuku:
Vigilante Izuku: I have emotional scars.
Shouta: How did none of you hear what I just said? Shoto: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Izuku: I got distracted about halfway through. Katsuki: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Tsukauchi: Dammit, Shouta! Shouta: What?! It wasn’t me! Tsukauchi: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Zashi! Zashi: Not me either. Tsukauchi: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Vigilante Izuku: *whistles*
*the boys doing something stupid* Shoto: I think we're missing something. Katsuki: Teamwork? Cohesion? Izuku: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Jason, kissing Roy: Hey sweetheart.
Roy, kissing back: What’s up, babe.
Oliver: Did we miss something?
Dick: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.
Bruce: What game?
Tim: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible.
Damian: and whoever chickens out first loses.
Clark: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?
Dick: Three weeks.
Bruce:
Oliver:
Roy (Arsenal), leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.
*** Later***
Jason: no but seriously, did you see their faces?
Roy: I knOw. Ollie looked like he wanted to cry *laughs*
Jason, looking at Roy: now we just have to tell them that we are dating, not playing gay chicken.
Roy: *sigh* Ollie's going to have a stroke.
Shouta: Can you keep a secret? Vigilnate Izuku: Do you know anything about my life? Shouta: No I do not. Good point.
Katsuki: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Izuku: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
Tsukauchi: Croissants: dropped Vigilante Izuku: Road: works ahead Nezu: BBQ sauce: on my titties Shouta: Shavacado: fre Hizashi: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Sansa: Sansa, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Damian: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon
Damian: good night tree
Damian: good night ghosts only i can see
Dick, who was tucking him in: *shaking*
*Later*
Dick, still shaking and mumbling under his breath: ghosts? martha? Thomas?
Jason, walks around a corner:
Dick:*Screams*
Dick: oh its just you. thought Dami was right about the gohsts for a minute.
Jason: he is
Dick: what?
Jason: what?
Kidnapper: We have your son
Bruce: Which one I have... (to someone else on his end) are we at 7? 8?
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying one who never shuts up
Bruce:
Bruce: do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Damian: Time for plan G. Bruce: Don’t you mean plan B? Damian: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Dick: What about plan D? Damian: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Steph: What about plan E? Damian: I’m hoping not to use it. Timothy dies in plan E. Jason: I like plan E.
Damian: Croissants: dropped Jason: Road: works ahead Dick: BBQ sauce: on my titties Tim: Shavacado: fre Steph: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Jason: Bruce, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Steph: you know that can kill you right?
Jason, smoking a cigarette: that's the point
Tim drinking his "life juice": we're trying to speed this up
Dick eating raw cookie dough: Yeah!
Who needs a torso with legs like these?!
With addition of the meme my little brother made.
Completely unprovoked.
Someone Had To Do It LOLZ XD
Mom said it's my turn to draw Jax in a maid outfit
FUCK being the main character, I wanna be the background npc that doesn’t have to deal with any of the drama
“OH NO, wE mUst stOP Bowseggphirdorf from DESTROYING the WORLD”
Lmao I ain’t gon do shit, leave me to my small cottage and my chicken farm, if I die I die
SEX REAL???!!!
IS THERE A GLOINK KING?????? IS THERE A KINGDOMS OF GLOINKS? Or is there just the gloink Queen!? DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD TASTE LIKE NERDS CANDY ROPES AND LEATHER? I THINK SO….
The Gloink King looks like a normal gloink and dies immediately after mating.
HES EVIL
I'M NOT TAKING ANOTHER PAYCUT!!!
Basically the WHOLE splatoon fandom:
