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Tax breaks are the new sexy.
Marriage was never about love. Like historically, it was basically a strategic business merger.
Marie Antoinette didn't marry Louis XVI because she was swept off her feet by his powdered wig and crippling social anxiety.
No, sis was literally shipped across the border at 14 to seal a political alliance between Austria and France. No romantic picnics involved.
y’all still think we should marry for love? In this day and age and late-stage-capitalism? Real love is a luxury most of us can't afford rn. Not when there's rent due.
Its time to choose benefits over butterflies.
Oh you like like me? Ok then, how many goats u got?
I’m not saying we should go full medieval and start arranging marriages for land again (unless you have land, in which case: hi).
But mayyybe it’s fine if I want someone whose credit score makes my heart race. Someone who understands that the real love language is “my job has great insurance.”
I'm telling you,
Desperate times call for desperate marriages.
