Memes - Blog Posts
This just happened
Me letting my friend read the prologue to my story: "So, what do you think?"
My friend: "Uh...I like... the words..."
Me:
My friend: *Blushing because she knows how dumb she sounds*
This is Literally A Mood
Jason Grace: If you could ask the gods for one gift, what would it be?
Frank Zhang : Peace of mind
Carter Kane : Knowledge
Magnus Chase: Love and family
Percy : Blue food
Frank Zhang : Percy, you're asking for a gift from the gods-
Percy : Blue food
Slight ISWM2 spoilers but omg I can't stop laughing while thinking about this
Actor Mark: *crying* I'm just here and back and here and back, I always come back! Why?
Dark: *grabs him by the throat* Because you're a little piss boy, Mark.
Actor Mark: Huh-
Dark: Just watch, motherfucker. I'm gonna be fortnite dancing on your downfall. I'll sop you in milk and throw you up against the wall in a derogatory fashion, you degenerate bitch.
Actor Mark: *cries more* What are you talking about??
Warfstache: *somewhere in reality with tears of joy* I've taught you well.
Wait for it...
B o o m.
Why is it that the more I look the harder I laugh;; like;; he looks like he about to beat the shit out of somebody like jfc.
So I’ve just seen Goncharov
And it was amazing, a true masterpiece. I’ve been looking at all the lovely meta people have posted on tumblr, and while some people have noted the fish metaphors, I’ve yet to find any detailed explanations for these.
Here I come, folks.
Across the movie we can select 3 important moments where fishes have a specific meaning, and all of them are associated with Katya :
the anchovies scene
that moment when Katya feed the goldfishes in Goncharov’s study
the scene when Goncharov is looking for his watch in the study, and where the fishbowl is pushed around
But what do they mean ?? Well, let me reframe the question : what kind of fishes are we really looking at ?
In the anchovies’ case, it’s all about food, how you consume it, and with whom. Anchovies were at first, like many overhyped delicacies, poor people’s food. Too small to be of use for noble families, and filled up with tiny bones (truly a pain in the ass to remove) : only the common people used to catch and eat them (mostly fermented, to add some proteins to simple meals).
Now, what does it tell us about our main characters ? Well, in that scene, Gonchariv and Katya (as mentioned by him) are pro anchovies. They are, like these small fishes, low born people full of sharp edges, and now seen as symbols of a new luxurious life-style.
In the fishbowl’s case, you’ll surely tell me “you dumbass it’s the goldfish scene, she’s feeding goldfishes ! Who cares ?” well my friend, it is you who’s a dumb of ass. If you had looked at them closely, you would have realized 2 things :
1. there are indeed two goldfishes in the first scene ;
2. the fishes in the second one have actually been replaced by Siamese fighting fish ;
For those who don’t know much about fishes, let me tell you a couple of things : goldfishes are not supposed to be kept in a small bowl, it’s very detrimental for their health to be kept in such a dire environment ! Wild goldfishes are actually quite big and have a lifespan averaging about 10-15 years !! Some can reach 30 years !!
What does it tell us about Katya ? Simple : like the fish, she’s kept in a toxic environment designed to utterly destroy her, and where she’s expected to be a pretty commodity to look at.
“Wait ! What about the fighting fish ?” you’ll undoubtedly recall. Indeed my friend, indeed…these fishes are very well named, since it’s quite common to witness siamese fish fighting each other. Actually, if you ever want to keep a couple of these beauties at home, it’s advised to keep them in separate tanks, to avoid any fights.
What’s told to us here, with this simple fish swapping, is that Katya went from being a cute dying goldfish, kept small by the world around her, to a feisty and dangerous warrior, ready to take down her own mate to control the pond.
my ideas are strange and i’m to old to be cool
-Frank falls though the ceiling of a building, laying on the floor as wood and other sorts of things fall around him-
Susie : Hey Frank
Frank: Hey Susie
Susie :fine weather we’re having
Frank: Sure is
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-Frank whipping hard in his room looking in a mirror as Huntress opens door-
Huntress:wow! son your uh...... whips are getting really good
-frank looks at huntress-
Frank:-heavily voice cracks- thanks mom
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-the whole legion crew dancing to Wii music as frank body slams into a glass table-
me when my favorite YouTuber turns out to be a pedo:
Seriously, is putting away a few soccer balls that hard?
AO3 people skittering over to Tumblr together every time it goes down
Im gonna make bkdk version of this but Im not sure if Izuku would make All Might face or just be a tomato face while saying "I don't eat". Help.
Day 8. Admin got loose.
I made one of those template thingies
If you use this, feel free to tag and credit me
‘Cause I am kind. People don’t like it. I share my kindness to you but what people want is a sheep. They want livestock that is completely given to them whole. Someone like Jesus is less prefferable who grans wish to you than praying to cows is.
I am on limit, it’s difficult to keep being kind but I am honest I don’t have power to be cruel either yet.
Michael being so f***ing done with everyone’s bulls**t
pov: your about to go on vacation by your data for the month has already been used up bc you left on by accident
me finding out the test is multiple choice
Found this on Pinterest and can’t stop laughing. Why is this so true???
Jjk guys reacting to their fandom
Toji
Nanami
Megumi
Gojo
Yuji
Guys idk if it’s accurate I js made it on how I think they’d react
The way Todoroki is just looking at Bakugo in the background
The Canadian year cycle
January: Too cold
February: Still cold but getting better
March: Spring is coming; I can feel it!
April: Ok, better than January
May: Nice and warm. I love it.
June: Ok a little too warm
July: Cool down a little please
August: Way to hot
September: Not bad, not bad at all.
October: Getting cooler
November: I don’t like this
December: Too cold
Halsin doodles xD
Heres the reference for the first one
