kirishima: have you decided on a halloween costume yet?
Bakugo: yeah. I'm gonna dress up as an idiot.
Denki: *coming into the room* hey bakubro, here's the clothes you wanted to borrow.
kirishima: hey bakubro, we need more halloween candy.
Bakugo: but there's only been like four kids?!
Kirishima: yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.
Bakugo: The next person who says ‘owo’ or 'uwu’ is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
Kirishima: Cwimes against huwumanity.
Bakugo: I am going to bre/ak your fingers.
Sero: I told Bakugo his ears get red when he lies, look.
Sero: Hey Bakubro, do you love Kirishima?
Bakugo, covering his ears: NO!!
Bakugo, after a long day at work: Everything's so stressful! I hate everything and everyone! Fuck!
Kirishima, voice cracking: Everyone?
Bakugo, sighing: Everyone but... you, Ei.
Kirishima: The other day, I was arguing with Bakugo and in the middle of it, he turned off his in-ear hearing aids and said "I don't want to hear you right now "
(in the training area)
Sero: Okay, okay, look at the biggest important and focus. You can do it, bro
Kirishima: Okay.
Sero:
Sero: Why are you looking at Bakugo's butt?
Kirishima: why are you looking at me like that?
Bakugo: i want to kiss your stupid face
Kirishima: *flinches* wha—WHAT?!?!
Bakugo: *leans in and gives him a peck*
Kirishima blushing & panting nervously: YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT AND DO IT RIGHT AFTER!!!!
Bakugo: just look at me, shitty hair
Kirishima: Not everyone is gonna think I'm pretty and that's okay.
Bakugou: However, those extras are obviously wrong.
Bakugo nervous, but trying not to show it: Tomorrow at 7 o'clock . I'll come pick you up. [walks away]
Kirishima, a little flustered: Did he just ask me out on a date?
Denki: I think it was more of a statement... ?
Bakugo: i'm very upset right now and nothing can make me feel better.
mina: ...
Bakugo: no.
mina: ... [looking at denki]
Bakugo: stop it.
Denki : [brings kirishima into the room]
Bakugou, trying to hold back a smile: damn it.
Bakugou: I just fell down an entire flight of stairs and Kirishima, standing at the bottom goes, "Oh shit, be careful," as if I didn't already fall all the way down. Fucking idiot
Kirishima: *trying to flirt* So you come here often?
Bakugou:
Bakugou: You just walked into my room.
Bakugou: Eijiro?
Kirishima: yes love?
Bakugou: what are you doing.
Kirishima: giving you a hug darlin’
Bakugou: then why are both of your hands directly on my ass.
Kirishima: they are? didn’t notice.
Bakugou: fuck, it’s dark
Kirishima: don’t worry babe, i got this
Kirishima: *stomps his foot so his fantasy skechers light up*
Kirishima: i made a marshmallow Bakugou. see? his arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallow people for annoying him. you like it?
Bakugou: *choked up* it's fine
Bakugou: hey shitty hair, do any sounds scare you?
Kirishima real or imaginary?
Bakugou: *curiously* let’s go with imaginary...
Kirishima: a spider with crocs
Bakugou:
Bakugou: not sure where exactly to start with that shit
Bakugou: what're you looking at?
Kirishima: *entering his and Katsuki name into an online love calculator* porn
Bakugou: *swimming during the beach cycle* out here living my fucking best life
Kirishima: Deku is drowning
Bakugou: this ain’t about him
*kiri lying on top of katsuki*
Bakugou: you're heavy as fuck, shitty hair
Kirishima: do you want me to move??
Bakugou: no *look away flushed*
Kirishima: don’t you fucking die!!
Bakugou : don’t tell me what to do
Kirishima: please, cure my sadness
Bakugou: *look at him with a frown*
Kirishima: *sighs* thanks
Kirishima: how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Bakugou: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english
Kirishima:
Kirishima: water you doing?
Kirishima: wow your legs look great in those pants!
Bakugou: thanks you should see me without them
Kirishima:
Kirishima: why would you take off your legs
Girl: *sits*
Kirishima: *scoots away*
Girl: Hey, I don't bite. *smiles*
Bakugou: *slams hand down on the desk* I funckin do
Bakugou: when i asked you to bring me back something from the beach, i meant a seashell or something
Kirishima: *struggling to hold a seagull as it flaps wildly* WELL NEXT TIME SAY THAT
kirishima: so i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe a summer wedding. i don't want it to be too cold
Bakugou: what are you talking about??!?we're not even engaged
kirishima:
kirishima: so THAT'S what i forgot to do last night
Kirishima: name a way to be nice to others.
Bakugou: don’t kill them.
Kirishima: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
Kirishima:*lying down* I really love lazy saturdays
Bakugou: it's wednesday
Kirishima: i love you, Bakugou
Bakugou: i love you more
Kirishima: no, i love you mo—
Bakugou: don't start a game you can't win, Ei