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Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.

Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.

Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.

Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"


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Witch House

Glass teapot with floral scented tea, with three glass teacups

Mismatched floral teacups, some half full of tea

Rain spattered windowpanes

Candles placed haphazardly around a cluttered space

Bird skulls neatly arranged by size on a dark wooden shelf

Immense books with well-thumbed pages with cracked leather covers and several silk bookmarks filling a bookshelf

Small green shoots sprouting from glass jars and bottles, budding

The scent of herbs drying as the hang from the ceiling

Tiny bottles and flasks labeled absinthe in elaborate but unsteady handwriting

Minutely detailed renderings of human anatomy plastered to one wall

Dusty and faded lace curtains tied back with a length of ribbon

A closet that presents outfits depending on your mood

The scent of wood smoke and wax

Books laying half open and scattered across the room

A worn oval rug that retains its bright colors

Crystals clustered on a desk, some rough, some polished Note: This is not meant to be dismissive of pagan culture or modern magic practitioners! Please feel free to let me know if there’s a way I can be more respectful!


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Okay but I’m all about faeries? Faeries with otherwise human features but intimidating yellow goat eyes. Faeries with unnaturally long fingers and nails and long sharp teeth. Faeries who’s bodies constantly shift and change. Faeries like poison dart frogs, small and brightly colored, and highly toxic. Faeries with a fondness for collecting unsavory things, like rusty scissors, fish hooks, and syringe needles. Faeries with long, prehensile tongues.


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