Momiji Hozuki - Blog Posts
Mahiro's strawberry pie gets worse and worse the more strawberries she picks because she lacks the skill to use them all
the end screen with full strawberries its just the previous strawberries goal mark pie but with Momiji and Badhiro trying fit the rest of the strawberries into the picture while Mahiro sheepishly smiles at them
Celeste 2
Mahiro: Well might as well try my best
Momiji: Thats true!!
Badhiro: We are probably going to slip and fall
Mahiro: HEY, dont understimate us
Badhiro: Oh im talking about you and me, Momiji will be fine
Mahiro:....
Badhiro:.....
Momiji: Well she isnt wrong-
Mahiro: HEY!!!! Whatever watch and learn!!!!
Mahiro proceeds to dash into a block of ice and hit her head
Badhiro: We would be dead without you.
Momiji: ... hehe im aware
Momiji would like shadow the hegdehog and Asahi would like Sonic
Mahiro likes them both
Nayuta likes Metal Sonic
Miyo likes Surge and Amy
Momiji: Are you the silliest because you are Mahiro Oyama or are you Mahiro Oyama because you are the silliest?
Mahiro:.......
Mahiro: You watched Jujutsu Kaisen didnt you.
Momiji: Hehehe
Mahiro in a different universe
Mahiro: Good morning :D!!!
Momiji: Buenos dias Mahi !
Mahiro: Huh ?
Nayuta: Que pasa Mahiro ?
Mahiro: Sorry um, could you repeat that ?
Asahi: Oigan por que Mahiro esta hablando ingles ?
Nayuta: Quiza se cree gringa
Mahiro: Um???
Momiji: Dejenme probar algo
Momiji: Oye Mahi, te ves bonita hoy ;]
Mahiro: Uhhh.. yes ?
Miyo: Oooh, una pareja con una barrera de lenguajes...... esto tiene potencial
Mahiro: So uh.... whats going on >_>??
Nayuta: I think you forgot how to speak spanish
Mahiro: SPANISH?!?!?
Momiji: Hablas ingles ?
Nayuta: Hehe ;>
Miyo gets isekai'd
Miyo suddenly remembers her past life in the middle of a hallway
Mahiro the villainess(?: Excuse me commoner, can you ... um can you move please-
Momiji: sorry what was that ?
Mahiro panicking: awawawawah.... I SAID MOVE COMMONER
Momiji: HEY thats so rude
Asahi: We should fight her Momiji!!
Mahiro: D:!!!
Momiji: Wait Asahi! she is a noble
Asahi: oh.. so what do we do?
Miyo finally processing her past life: YOU SHOULD KISS HER! i mean what-
Momiji looks at Mahiro
Mahiro: ?
Momiji: Huh, yeah that works
Mahiro: wait wha-
And so Miyo became the ultimate matchmaker for an alternative universe, no one seemed to think about being gay before so she made the ultimate social revolution, what will she do in her next adventures ?!?!?!
Asahi: Can i kiss Miyo-chin then ?
Miyo: HUH?!?! W-WAIT ASAHI I WAS MONOLOGUING
Asahi: So no kisses :(?
Miyo: I didnt say-
Asahi: Yay :D
And so Miyo too became Yuri and she JfnsngnsmgbebgkwgbengnnqkfnASAHIWAITIHAVETOFINISHVFKmfndkgnwkgnejgkenglwngkw
the end.
Forming a team
Asahi: Mahiron!
Momiji: Mahiro!
Mahiro: Wha- yes ?
Momiji: We are asembling a crew
Asahi: Join our crew Mahiron!!
Mahiro: :D? what for ?
Momiji: Baske-
Asahi: You need to go ballin Mahiron!
Mahiro: Haha what ?
Momiji: You are the only one of us who can double jump Mahiro
Asahi: Come on!!!!
Mahiro: WAIT?!?!?
Playing dnd
Nayuta: You see a lamia and-
Miyo: Can i?-
Nayuta: Roll for charisma.
Miyo rolls the dice: .....natural 20
Nayuta:........ you manage to charm and seduce the lamia and she allows you all to continue your journey
Miyo: Can she-
Nayuta: The lamia is too busy to go with you.
Miyo: Awwww
Mahiro: Miyo.... our party already has 15 extra members thanks to you.... its.. its not that big of a dea-
Momiji: I dont think that will work Mahiro..
Asahi: I CAST FIREBALL AT THE LAMIA
Miyo: WHAT!!?!?!
Nayuta: roll for an attack
Asahi: .... i got a 20!
Nayuta: she dies.
Miyo: NOOOOOOOO
the gang playing minecraft
Mahiro: Um, why is there a bed next to mine ?
Momiji: Oh that one is mine!!... i just uh.. wanted to use the space efficiently.. yeah
Asahi: Oh i want to put my bed near there too!!!
Asahi hit the ground too hard while trying to escape Miyo
Miyo: whoopsie! i miss clicked
Nayuta made the advacement [Free the end].
Mahiro:HUH?!?!?
Nayuta: now the real game begins >:).
Nayuta: Full house!!
Asahi: Nice try Nayutan!! but i evolve my combusken into a blaziken with 3 energies
Momiji: You fool, I SUMMON EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE
Mahiro: Momiji, roll for perception
Momiji: Oh okay ? ..... i got a 10
Mahiro: She doesnt notice, Miyo roll for a suprise attack
Miyo:..... i got natural 20
Mahiro: Miyo hits a critical strike, your exodia dies
Momiji: HUH??!?!
Mihari: What are you all playing.....
Mahiro: Well we had all this incomplete game sets so we are kinda improvising
First day of Uni with the gayasses!
decided to post incorrect onimai art here instead than my main so ye, forgive my poor handwritting kejgkfgn
Momiji: Is she stronger than you Mahiro ?
Mahiro: Good question hm..
Mahiro: If Nayutan were to go all out it might give me a little trouble
Asahi: But would you lose ?
in front of them, Nayuta is waiting to arm wrestle Mahiro
Mahiro: Nah... I'd win
Miyo: Um Mahiro you already lost
Mahiro:.... damn it
MomiMahi kabedon but its just their usual sillyness
Momiji: *pins Mahiro to a wall*
Mahiro: um.. Momiji ?
Momiji panicking because she didnt plan anything: YOU ARE SO CUTE!
Mahiro: EH ?!?!
Momiji going with the flow: AND ALSO VERY PRETTY
Mahiro: HUH ?!?!? O////O
Momiji: AND... AND YOU ARE FUNNY
Mahiro: >////<?!?!?!
Momiji rambling: AND ...AND YOUR INTEREST ARE FUN !!!AND PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU IS GREAT AND YOU BRIGHTEN THE ROOM!!! AND AND(....)
20 mins later
Nayuta: What are they doing ?
Asahi: uhh a talking competition ?
in front of them Mahiro is melting and still pinned against a wall by a Momiji who locked herself on a gay rambling, and miyo its on the floor.
Post gundam shenanigans
Momiji to Mahiro: Don't worry my bride!!! i will win every duel :D
Mahiro: HUH ????
Asahi: Mahiron will be mine mueheheh!! *Starts dragging mahiro around*
Momiji: HEY!!!
Miyo: * dies*
Mahiro: NAYUTAAAAN A LITTLE HELP?
Nayutan: Sorry Mahiro, im busy with my robot politics i gotta have my revenge and be a girlboss
Asahi: * stops* wait so who is miyo-chin ?
Mahiro while dizzy: Uh, i dunno? the gundam i guess ?
Asahi: Ohhh *Jumps at Miyo* gotta win the duel !!!!
Everyone: ASAHI?!?!?!?
Mahiro building a gundam model kit
Momiji: Oh ? what are you up to Mahiro ?
Mahiro: Oh hey :D! im just building this gundam *Shows the box art*
Momiji: Oh thats so cool!! where are they from ?!?!?
Mahiro: Oh well its a show about mechas and its-
Momiji: Could we watch it?!?! um together >_<?
Mahiro thinking about a safe gundam show: uhhhh... OH! sure yeah! there is actually a new one that came out, it even has yuri!
Miyo appearing from behind Mahiro: YURI?!?!
Mahiro: WE-HUH?!?!?
Asahi and Nayuta aproach with curiosity at their sillyness
Mahiro (clueless): hehe well i guess we could watch it all together!
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Finishin season 1 of mercury witch
Mahiro: Um?
Miyo: *between shocked and excited*
Asahi: WOAHHHHH
Nayutan: Ooh thats gruesome
Momiji: 0_0
Mahironi sucking at games its really funny, and it just gave me an idea
Mahironi and the gang just start playing multiplayer videogames from time to time and everyone,except miyo bcs i think she would be busy looking at her gayass friend group, ends up becoming better than Mahiron so she becomes competitive till Nayutan defeats her lots and then she just accepts her fate
Mahironi when she loses for the first time even losing a bet against Momiji bcs she is a girlfailure like that (and also Momiji would use any chance to get closer to Mahironi so she being the first to defeat her its only cause of that)