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james is texting a sleepy regulus at 3am.
james: reg, would you still love me if i had no ears?
regulus: no, goodnight.
james is bringing sirius back home after a blood test.
sirius: *walks in happily with a lollipop in his mouth*
remus: i take it that the blood test went well?
james: he was in and out of that chair in exactly one minute!
sirius: yeah! and no biting this time, not even attempted biting!
sirius and remus are texting.
sirius: can we break up for 1 hour, 6 minutes and 11 seconds?
remus: no, but what for?
sirius: i wanna listen to adele’s new album from another perspective.
remus: as tempting as your offer sounds, it’s still not a valid excuse for me to dump you, sirius.
james: wow, you look like shit.
sirius: i stayed up till 5 am with marlene. do i regret it? yes.
sirius: but was it worth it ‘cause i got to help out a friend who needed comfort? absolutely not.
james found out about peter being the traitor, and he’s discussing it with the rest of the marauders.
james: i cant fucking believe it, petey? betraying us? after everything we’ve been through together? after all this time?
sirius: *standing up and reciting poetically* do not mourn the treachery of time, brother, for dogs have always danced on the corpses of lions. however, do not believe that their dance makes them above their masters, lions will always be lions and dogs will always be dogs.
remus: sirius, you’re a- you’re a dog.
headcanon:
sirius black LOVES $uicideboy$ and listens to them religiously.
sirius also keeps a shrine for ruby and $crim right next to the shrine he made for himself.
plot: sirius got dumped.
james: do you feel like you weren’t enough? is that why you feel so choked by your emotions?
sirius: i know i’m not enough, otherwise he wouldn’t have left me.
marlene: did you get the weird breathing trouble yet?
sirius: what, asthma? i’ve had that for ages.
james and marlene: *burst out laughing*
sirius: *gives in and starts laughing through his tears*
people who were killed after dying:
1- dumblewhore: by all the marauders collectively, but lead by james.
2- peter pettigrowsomeballsplease: by sirius black and strangely regulus black too.
3- snivellus snape: by lily evans because “how dare you sacrifice my husband and son but ask for me to be spared?”
4- remus lupin and mary macdonald: they were suffocated by a hug from all the marauders.
sirius: i feel like i absorb the positive energy from the people around me.
remus: so you’re kind of like a dementor?
sirius: no, i don’t suck the joy out of people.
remus: debatable.
sirius: WHATDOYOUMEAN?!
modern au: the marauders all live and study together at a muggle university, but they’re going through ‘two weeks’ of online classes.
marlene: *bursts into the living room, laptop in hand where james, sirius and dorcas are sitting*
marlene: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE THE MEETING?
sirius: THE TA TRIED TO PUT ME IN A BREAK OUT ROOM WITH STRANGERS AND IM NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT.
marlene: COME BACK TO CLASS, YOU PUSSY.
sirius: IF YOU’RE GONNA CALL ME A PUSSY, YOU BETTER PUT ‘EATER’ AFTER IT. MY WAY- MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!
remus: *unmuting himself and speaking*
remus: sirius, you’re gay and marlene, learn how to mute yourself.
-1975-
james: snape will never have a love life.
remus: someone’s bound to find him…tolerable.
james: how about we place a bet?
remus: 5 galleons.
-1993-
remus: *takes one look at snape, and immediately runs out, looking up at the sky*
remus: COME BACK YOU ARSE, I OWE YOU 5 GALLEONS!
sirius: *places a newly rolled blunt on the street*
sirius: it’s a highway…get it? highway? cause blunt and road…y’know?
james: *throws his shoe at sirius*
lily: *hexes him bald*
remus: *takes off his wedding ring and places it in sirius’ hand*
regulus: *updates his insta bio to ‘only child’*
plot: regulus is talking to sirius about his new boyfriend.
regulus: i’m trying to come up with a new nickname for him, but nothing’s sticking with me.
sirius: alright, what reminds you of him? like something pleasant.
regulus:
regulus: …rugs.
sirius: what?
regulus: i like…rugs.
regulus: rugs are fluffy, they sometimes come in cute shapes too. he’s pretty cute, and he’s got fluffy hair.
sirius: you’re nicknaming your boyfriend after a type of carpet?
regulus: rug…reg and rug…rug and reg…i like it.
sirius: *groans into a pillow*
REMUS
Drawing the marauders while I read ATYD, pt. I
the marauders as shit me and my friends have said pt.2:
(they're all studying in the library)
Reg- If I shout parkour before jumping off a cliff, can my death be excused as a failed stunt instead of suicide?
Sirius- Reg wtf.
Pandora- Reggie love, we've talked about this.
Moony- hmm idk... let's find out.
Marlene- can I join?
Reg- So a suicide pact?
Moony- no no. a failed stunt pact.
*Reg, Moony and Marlene high five*
i don’t think anything frustrates me more than pining wolfstar. can you guys just stfu and kiss? like it pushes all of my buttons man
especially when it’s dragged out for so long. AND ESPECIALLY when they’re a background ship!! like this ain’t even your story??
and i thought it was just me not liking the whole pining trope thing but NO! it only annoys me when it’s wolfstar!!!
can you tell i know fuck all bout anatomy??
anyway model!remus ig
inspo: @trustmeimsirius on tiktok
posted on my insta - @ic4.rus
Somewhere along the way Professor Lupin became our Moony, and I won’t give him back
I love the unspoken rule about all the pet names:
James calls reg love
Reg calls James baby
Remus calls Sirius sweetheart
Sirius calls Remus anything to do with the moon
Remus Lupin is a chain smoking cunt
(I love him so much 😭)
MOST FAMOUS BAND IN THE WORLD MARAUDERSSSS
@motswolo has me in her grip
this fic lives in my mind rent-free I miss them every second of my life
dita in BOCCHE
Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes³
Sirius: i have a hard time sleeping every night
James: yk what i do when i canr sleep? I exercise, that way i get tired
Remus: when i can't sleep, i stare at the ceiling and contemplate every single decision i have ever made in life for it to be as it is right now and try to see where i got it all wrong
Sirius:
Peter:
James:
Sirius: you turned my exact feelings into words, my dude