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never beating the bike fucker allegations

I: Marc, what did they tell you?

Marc: No, I went to ask why the lap was not cancelled instantly, which is normal in this championship, but well, there was an electronic failure (he is so angry).

I: You are not satisfied

Marc: I touched green, but at the moment on the bike I don't know if I touched green or not, because it is very close to the limit, obviously in the images you can see that I touched green, but they have to confirm it at the moment, it is not a penalty that after 5 minutes they give it to you, I just went to see why, if you see in the image that I touched green.

I: It was a crazy time.

Marc:Yes, that's why it makes me more angry.

My poor boy Marc is so angry.

The track marshals are a fucking joke.

I hope everything gets better in the race and my war criminal can resurface to sweep.

Would you go a year without sex to be champion?

Marc: I would accept

Toni:Yes

Childhood Superhero

Marc: Superman

Have you ever taken a grid girl to dinner?

Marc: No

Toni: Of course I have

Have you had sex in the paddock?

Marc: How? *laughs* No, I haven't had sex.

Toni: Of course you have.

Have you peed during a race?

Marc: A little drop always escapes.

Toni: You never feel like peeing on the bike.

Sportsman you admire

Marc: Dani Pedrosa and Valentino Rossi.

Toni: Armstrong(????)

Right or left turns

Marc: Right

Toni: Right

Any speeding fines

Marc: Not at the moment.

Toni: A few times, but I learned my lesson.

Which circuit would you name a corner after you?

Marc: Jerez

Toni: Montmeló

Best rider of all time

Marc: Valentino Rossi

Toni:Wayney Rainey

Proof that Marc was a poor innocent virgin who was corrupted by Valentino.

The initial questions were a bit out of place my boy Marc was only 19 years old.