Mr Jalapeño - Blog Posts

Don’t worry guys I’m not dead

Just working on things 👀

(I love how the creator is with the fandom 😭🙏)

The new post of mr Jalapeño drives me insane

LIKE WTH

ELPENOR WANTED TO LEAVE PERIMEDES BEHIND BECAUSE APPARENTLY PERIMEDES IS DEPRESSED⁉️ AND ELPENOR JUST WANTS TO MAKE HIM HAPPY 😭

“You don’t know him like i do” Something you wanna say to the room Elpenor?

These two fictional/ancient greek men that got cut are making me mentally ill wth.

Anyways just wanted to get that out of my head bc my friend is getting tired of me rambling abt these two 🥲

imagine jorge rivera-herrans on tumblr. imagine the shitposting. imagine if he could see all the crazy stuff we post on here. imagine him reblogging the cool art and overall just uplifting our community. imagine him answering our craziest asks. jorge rivera-herrans should totally get tumblr

*Mr. Jalapeño sube un vídeo hablando en español*

Mi más honesta reacción:

Was googling Mr Jalapeño and apparently, he's also our lord and saviour.

over the course of a few days I have seen Mr. Jalepeño become Odysseus himself, this is method acting to the max

Love how the start of Odysseus is the same as the horse and infant

So I'm training a service dog, who is named after the Circe Saga, and I'm trying to use unique words and phrases as commands.

I'm looking for EPIC inspired commands for barking on command, laying her front half on my lap when I'm on a chair, retrieving items, and anything else you can think of.

Full speed ahead - walk forward

Come inside - go through a doorway

Away we go - get out of the car

Circe, go to your palace - go to her dog bed

600 strike except when Odysseus drops the Trident, it's the metal pipe sound effect.