Juuzou starts writing and drawing on Kaneki when he's overwhelmed or stressed or anything of the sorts.
Kaneki calls them his kids, it happened through one joke and then became this 'close friend joke' that only they get. (Because of the suspenders and belt hcs)
Juuzou explores more make-up, all of it, they eventually get incredibly good at it before teaching Naki how to.
Naki and Juuzou eventually convince Kaneki to try make-up. Turns out Kaneki loves dramatic eyeliner, but, likes soft make-up otherwise. (eyeshadow, lipstick, etc.)
They/He Juuzou!
(eventually) Genderfluid/Ask prns Kaneki.
Naki. Just Naki. Just a vibe on his own.
I’m envisioning it right now. Juuzou-Naki-Kaneki friendship! (...i’m not too far fetched, am i?)
Can you IMAGINE them? Not a brain cell in sight
This would have to happen after ghouls get decriminalized, but these three would make good friends
Juuzou already knows Kaneki since Hide introduced them, and Naki knows Kaneki from ghoul stuff, but Ken made the mistake of hanging around with both of them at the same time and they immediately hit it off
Juuzou is used to humans being creeped out by him for being generally weird, and Naki is used to ghouls not liking him for being over emotional, so they form a strange little bond over it. Naki will loudly and publicly threaten people who are mean to Suzuya
Naki and Juuzou are high empathy and low empathy respectively and when together, they almost balance each other. When one reacts too much or too little to something, the other is socially inept enough to just come right out and say the specific thing the other is doing wrong instead of neurotypically dance around it. Where Ayato would have yelled at Naki, Juuzou just says “When you cry outside people don’t like that so you should do that somewhere else, come on I know an alley,” and that actually works. Shinohara is amazed that he can try to explain that he shouldn’t grab people for days but all it takes is Naki saying “don’t touch unless I say you can or I’ll bite you” for him to get it
When Kaneki is with both of them it’s mostly just him trying to stop them from committing crimes. On their own they’re chaotic enough but together they become a positive feedback loop of bad ideas. On more that one occasion he’s grabbed onto Juuzou’s suspenders and Naki’s belt with his kagune like a leash
It took awhile of hanging out with them for Naki start thinking about how they seem... nicer than Jason. He talked with Ken about Oomori, and they both shared their experiences with him. Turns out he wasn’t good to Naki either, but he was Naki’s first big emotional connection and took advantage of that. Now that he has some better friends, he’s working through that, trying to unpack his time with him and understand what things Jason did that were actually parts of a healthy relationship and which parts were not. Kaneki is pretty good at helping him with it
Naki stims by tapping the tip of Koukaku against surfaces, and Juuzou has picked it up, using pens and sticks in place of the kagune
Ken has been trying to show Naki how to read, but he gets frustrated really easily when he doesn’t understand things so it’s been slow.
Juuzou and Kaneki asked about Naki’s eyeshadow, Juuzou because he doesn’t know what it is and Ken because he doesn’t know how he got it, and finds that apparently he’s been rubbing ink out of old magazines for the pigment. That’s probably not good for his skin so Kaneki got him some cheap makeup so he would at least not give himself dermatitis. The next day Ken finds both Naki and Juuzou wearing it, they boys have a new shared interest and Suzuya keeps looking at himself in reflections because it turns out they can both rock it
📎🎧UPPER MOONS WITH A GF WHO IS STRONGER THAN THEM
; Fandom ``` 🎱 Kimestu No Yaiba
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Muzan would be totally caught off guard by how strong you were stronger than his, the very beings he made that manage to be stronger than him.
☆ Muzan would have definitely put you to the test with your strength. Would still be in disbelief that you were actually stronger than that, might be gotten a flashback of Yorrichi.
☆ He would probably favor you over all his other uppermoons either than or he would totally envy you.
☆ You would accompany him every time he is in a meeting, right by his side, showing his favoritism even if in front of the other uppermoons.
☆ I have a feeling he would try to kill you just to get packed up by you. 💀
📎 Kokushibo, along with Muzan would be shocked too, about how strong were are; no doubt he would be a little jealous.
☆ Kokushibo would be shocked, especially with his years of trying to get stronger just for you to spawn in, beating him.
☆ He would definitely be jealous of you but also admire you at the same time.
☆ You would probably spar with him as practice for him to get stronger or smth.
☆ You guys would be a totally cute power couple.
Doma would be little shocked but would still tease you about it.
☆ Doma would be lowkey shocked that A) your woman and B) you stronger than him.
☆ He would tease you either way; when you're fighting a slayer or you're just doing something in general, he would follow you.
☆ I feel the thought of you being stronger than him would make him horny or smth.
☆ You would probably punch his head before he can even speak to you.
📎Akaza he wouldn't care about it, he demand you to fight him.
☆ Akaza would be the first to want to spar with you (though you beat him every time he always demands rematches).
☆ He would literally worship you from the ground up by your strength, literally in love.
☆ He would definitely get teased by Doma about it, but he wouldn't care at all because he is with you.
Nakime, she wouldn't care, she would still treat you like demon you are.
☆ Nakime lowkey wouldn't care. She would be chill about it. You would be her little bodyguard from Doma.
☆ She would be there while you train or fight a demon slayer, just chilling there.
📎Hantengu, you would be his bodyguard, especially with the upper moons and muzan.
☆ Karaku and Urogi would definitely admire your strength and find it entertaining how strong you really were.
☆ Sekido is envious of strength, but he would secretly respect and applaud your strength too, though he is seething right at you.
☆ Urogi would definitely tease you about your strength and would want to spar with you, everything.
☆ Aizetsu wouldn't mind the strength difference; more like he would be less agitated when he's with you, and able to protect as well as him.
☆ Zohakuten would be slightly bitter about you being stronger than him, maybe unbothered. He would probably want to spar with you as well.
☆ You would be Urami's bodyguard, he would be scared of you but probably hide behind if he sees a threat or is scared.
📎Daki, she would adore you and you would also be a body guard for her.
☆ Daki would love to be around you; you would be her little body guard.
☆ She would admire your strength, always wanting to be you.
☆ You would accompany her to the red-light district, helping her and stuff, and she would be following you, always complimenting you; you would definitely replace muzan on her scale.
Gyutaro, he would be low-key envious but look up to you at the same.
☆ Gyutaro would also respect your strength and always wondered why a person like you was even with him.
☆ He would love to spar with you, and even Daki likes you with him, thought you kind of intimidate her.
☆ I feel he would make passive-aggressive comments about you and your strength, most definitely maybe positively, but hey, he still loves you but envies you all the same time.
PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY I WROTE MOST OF THIS WHEN I WAS A TUPI KID AJKFHNLFLKAML.....
there were 2. tari and leo
there were like 50. leon 2, celeste, atir, tari, nora 2, ruby, mike 2, oliver. (ruby was from a steven universe au i had. i will tell if asked)
okay nevermind there were 4. tari osoki /17/, leon/18/, "nere"ku /17/ , and naki (atir)/17/.
tari had natural cyan hair and nere had this blonde faded to purple natural hair and leon this sky blue faded to red color hair. just letting you know (naki's was jus... black)
they were childhood friends and they spent their time together. leon and tari specially had a crush in eachother. nere and mike did so but mike wastnt part of th group so uh huh.. nere and naki shipped them a lot
they went to school together and lived in a nice hotel/apartment/whatevr and even went on vacation together. once, leon almost died in a summer vacation to the beach (drowning), so tari jumped to the water and, unknowingly, used her powers to help leon (yes she had powers... gacha kid average)
also, nere loved animals. (just realized they were ins by toca life chars..)
leon grew distant. i dont know why im just seeing gacha screensho
bcoz of a challenge he faked being in a relationship w/ nere. (holding hands...) and tari was absolutely destroyed. leon tried his best to apologize, but that day.. nere had realized that she had loved leon.
it was a sick love.
anyways theuy had a silly band together which nora 2 (background caracter) hated. they played terrible music.
they met this silly named pelotocina uwu or "Pelotoci_129" who was a roblox char that got in becauyse of tari playing with her newfound multiverse distorting powers (ok)
also they got turned into roblox characters??¿
they met this friend called maku. and nere and her changed the couple's hair colors. also mike vanished from existence. we will miss you mike 2
then leo drowned again. also yes leon's name was now leo !! yay
and they all just cried. next to the seaside. watching him fall. omg he was at the seaside. then tari got her magic to... make suddenly diving equipment appear. and she rescued leo. and they got to the surface.. in a public park pond
timeskip now theyre 20 except the boy. the boy is 21
tari got babi (how¿¿) and had a kid. kid named nori. who went to school with herobrine (im not joking what) (but he was like. steve. alfendi layton) (steve was maku's son????)
and like they had traumas from leo's 2 times dying and gettingrevived in th beach. so when they brought 5 years old nori to the beach they were scared he would fall and die too. and they went on vacation and she remembered her old friends. and she was sad all the way.
(and then oh boy. OH BOY. THESE WERE THE TIMES WHERE MY OLDER COUSIN WATCHED WANDAVISION AND I MADE THIS WHOLE ARC CALLED TARIVISION IM CRYING)(htouhg my idea was nice)
and leo fell sick. and almost dies i think. leo stop dying. i think he got THE 2020 (okay this was no longer 9 kon i acc forgot)
tari and leo got married at 25/26 and nere was so mad that she threw a temper tantrum and THREW A CHAIR AT THE GROOM <333 and rlly hurt tari's face. (petition for leo to stop dying) and then knife'd tari multiple times and stuff. and also they got hurt so bad they thought they were like 11 or so. and btw nere regretted it?? and they adopted a kid whose name was logan (paul) and was 5 (ALSO NORI WAS 8 BUT HIS PARENTS DIDNT AGE) and one day at a reunion with naki, Leo.EXE unleashed and attacked Naki! it was like leo but blakc and red details. and Nere fought back w scissors. and no one noticed but tari. but leo thought he was attacking her first (which he did) but then he went normal again and tari got mad and let him fall to the ground where he died again for sixth time and revived. and leo and nere reconciliated and.tari wwas happy but went crying because she thought what she did was stupid and went to a dark alley and there was this guy named taru who was her brother.and they hadnt seen eachother in years. and tari thought leo liked nere more but she wasnt a killer so she let it slip ?? also nere was like the fun aunt to logan. and fell in love with taru. he was a singer a famous one. and they kissed and that video of a live concert reached... 1.000.0000.000... views..?also naki fell from a balcony w a blindfold and they thought she died. and naki went to her own funeral AKDLHDJ. and taru painted his hair like nere's and stuff. i think they fought. tari blindfolded herself too and fell from the damn balconyand got ran over and so Leo.EXE appeared! Oh No! But... he Helped Tari! And Cleaned Her Wounds And Stuff! And Then He Got Medic! and then he went back to normal.. boring normal leo. and then taru came and gave her boba tea and an empanada like when they were little but Tari didnt like those memories so... tari pushed him with a rlly strong strenght and animepunched him across the room to the living roomand when her adoptive son and nere went to visit her she threw a magic chair to them. but not just tari threw it! it was Tari.EXE Who Threw the Chair at Them! but then Naki went to Stop Tari.EXE and She Was Able to Stop her Magic Kick! And Then She Held her in the air and... Became Naki. EXE!!! (oh no! the executables! im so scared.../oj) but then taru and leo ran into the room and saw them and kissed from the shock i think ???and they got rlly disgusted about it. no gays sorry
Naki.EXE! Became (tame) normal Naki... BUT... Leo.EXE Appeared!!! and He Is Not A Gay! so He Kicked Naki! And Made Naki And Tari Lesbian Kiss! But then nere got jealous of it becaus jealous. and cried. and tari was disgusted. but naki wasnt. (I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN?????> I PROJECTED MYSELF IN NAKI IN SILLY SCENES LIKE THOSE?) (acc she rlly liked that kiss omg)(first canon lesbian)(apart of my sona ofc) (OMG. IM REALIZING THINGS)
and then they did a .exe fight and we saw the boys were really weak..and also Naki took Logan as her child?? and acted like a depressed widow?? and then she went to a cave to emocry but saw that her friends lived there <//3 (also shes 28 now.. nere is 26.. and tari 27.. what happened to the ages. omg)
they also got momentarily teleported to gacha studio btw. and to the *dark dimension of taridreams* ??? and went insane and her thoughts made her head rlly hurt and stuff and she hallucinated w her friends.(i believe this is the time where tari built an alternate univerese where everything was perfect to shield hersehlf from the world???) (Wait not quite yet)
and they got teleportedf rom the sky to a rooftop and tari jumped becoz the lesbian was w her husband...???and so did leo.. an d i frogot. ALSO leo has a brother. named len. (len kagamine/OJ) and len had beautiful cooking. and leo is flora reinhold at that
wait nvm he serves good food at first and then its terirble. also len has the ability to unlesbian the lesbia
im leaving it at that for today. happy new year everyone (its still one day left...)