Since I never beta my work, my goal is to find a funny way to say it in the tags.
The typical one I use is “no beta I die like a red shirt”, but last time I used a “no beta I die like Splinter” for a 2012 TMNT fic, and my last DS9 fic I wrote “no beta I die like a Jem’Hadar”.
And idk I think it’s hilarious. I can’t wait to get to my next fic and write something wild.