i volunteer to be the hostage, because if he gets traded i'm going to kms anyways, so it might as well be to send a message!
if mitch marner doesnt get to stay with the leafs im killing the hostage
Inspired by this by @89mix! Playing doll with Sasuke is always irresistible...
-Smuty-
Just realized I could post my slightly terrible poetry on here
happy crimmus. it’s crismun. merry crisis. merry chrysler.
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