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love those old soviet posters that are just advertising like, an activity. not some “go to mike’s hardware for the BEST deals around!” just “hey, you can learn stuff at libraries” or “consider going for a hike in the countryside” big kin

sans undertale would not make i fucked your wife jokes. people want to make jokes about sans fucking asgore's wife but sans the character would NOT do that r you kidding me. you can cut the secondary embarrassment with a knife every time they're in the same room together, sans likes the guy, i bet he feels genuinely kinda bad for asgore. he'd be like sorry about the dating your ex wife thing. to be fair she's a really cool ex wife. and asgore would be like (rescue shelter dog sigh) She is.

It’s time.

bad news guys i've developed the habit of just giving a thumbs-up whenever i see anything i like. this includes things i like online

no wait

Just blocked two people in cold blood

Small penises aren't bad, balding isn't bad, being short isn't bad, being fat isn't bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they're bad) the better.

🤔

hello bisexuals

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

Lol

The creator of Ask Banana Pie has lost his job and is in dire need of money ASAP. He doesn't even have money to buy groceries. For as long as he's been a cherished member of our community, I know he's got a lot of people out there who'd hate to see him starving. Let's see if we can help our friend get back on his feet, eh?

paypal.me/askbanannpie

I do understand that "intelligence tests" are inaccurate and stupid. That being said, does anyone want to see the IQ test question so terrible that I felt I had to stand up and leave the room?

Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement

He queered transgenderly down the stairs with the autism in his eyes

You know I got that predominant cob

I wanted to revisit sock princess

(clearly two guys in a horse costume) hello we are (the guy in the back half of the costume catches the slip-up and shoves me) i mean i am a horse and i am so cold and so tired and so hungry could you please let me inside your barn to lie down and eat grains because i am a horse (the guy in the back of the costume shoves me again) i mean neigh

i do not appreciate being trifled with

I should get pregnant

ok so like

I just opened twitter for like 10 minutes, cause there was something I was looking for, and I generally never ever use that site.

and its like, man, it is just as bad as everyone says it is. its kinda crazy how much better tumblr is, fr.

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

Transphobes who say their pronouns are beep/boop or something else in their bio underestimate my willingness to adhere to those pronouns