Odysseus - Blog Posts
am I the only one who imagined it as
“No<3”
or is that just me
Let's have open arms instead!
*stab*
No..
This one killed me 😭
I'm srsly shaking, go listen to the Ithaca saga
Life lessons EPIC: The Musical taught me
Don't trust strangers
Don't eat meat
Kill people
Don't give strangers your ID and credit card info
Don't trust friends
Obey Odysseus
Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves (AKA. "kill people")
Don't trust a stranger godess & eat meat
If your great grandpa offers you drugs, just go with it
Men are pigs (haha I love Circe so much our girl has a sense of humor)
Other ways of persuasion can save you, including: seduction, sympathy
Don't listen to dead people
Listen to dead people
If a woman claims to be your wife but has a tail, funny ears and a dolphin who's supposed to be your daughter (you don't have a daughter) she's not your wife
Sirens are legitimate food (meat though?)
Do what it takes to survive
Dangerous creatures aim for the tourches
Don't trust friends (fr they are a bunch of losers)
Obey. Odysseus.
DONT! EAT! MEAT!
A big heart and a godess' help aren't enough to not lose a battle
Losing a battle is a win as long as you're not dead? (Jesus christ Telemachus has low standards)
Godesses can't die
Stockholm syndrom doesn't beat longing and PTSD
Not cheating on your wife pays (unlike sacrificing your uncle and never trying tequilla)
Don't trust Zeus
Don't play safe (AKA. "ruthlesness")
Don't think that you beat the final boss (there is another one)
Violence is always the answer (AKA. "ruthlesness" lol)
Murder is bad
Rape is bad
Dangerous creatures aim for the tourches (ohhhh they really are the same)
Obey Telemachus
Murder is good
Tiresias is always right
You still haven't beaten the final boss. There is another one. It's you. (Maybe the real final boss is the friends we made along the way 💔)
There is no hope and ruthlesness is mercy upon ourselves but idk Athena go pet a rabbit or something
If a man claims to be your husband and is genuianly offended when you ask him to move your bed (he carved it inside an olive tree, it can't be moved without chopping the roots down) he is indeed your husband
True love overcomes the ick of murder
And let's of course not forget these four that deserve their own list:
Don't open this bag
Open this bag
Don't open this bag under any circumstances
Open this bag (appereantly it's the most powerfull object in the universe)
okay so if i'm being honest i had never heard of epic until a few months ago. i genuinely thought there was a 1.5 million person fandom for the odyssey. by homer. from 675 bce. and i just accepted it.
Quick messy sketch i moght or might not fix digitally in the future but i couldnt resist
Just a silly lil stupid idea I wanted to share after Ithica saga because lord knows we need it after that
But just imagine after he gets home, Odysseus & Telemachus are playing on the beach & Telemachus decides to run into the water. Ody chases after him, but when he gets to the water’s edge it quickly recedes around him to the point where it’s obvious it’s avoiding him. & to be funny, Telemachus jokes “I think Poseidon’s afraid of you, father”
& without missing a beat, he goes “he doesn’t have to be. I’m home now” & now Telemachus is like 👀👀👀 cause what the hell is THAT supposed to mean
Odysseus just smirks & cups his hands around his mouth & yells something like “I promise I won’t stab you again!” What? He can show off & brag to his son
& then a huge wave crashes straight into Ody & knocks him flat on his ass