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MC (totally not Sapphic) Gets Some Goddamn Sleep

@sapphicxslvt asked: Hi elii, I would like to make a request that I oh so desperately need. I would like to request a sleeping fic where mc cough me cough finally actually gets some damn sleep. I'm talking good zzz's. Drooling out the mouth sleep, stuck in a coma type of sleep. So sleep that if I… I mean mc,, is getting their arm chopped off by a damn machete I would,,,,,,I mean MC would never know. Thank you very much ♡(´｡•ㅅ•｡`)

Sleep bitch ^ with love ofc

MC is tired. They're very tired. The only thing they can look at is their bed. Dodging a very asleep Mammon on the floor, MC dives into their bed.

The pillows. The comforter. It's warm and inviting. And yet, MC pulls out their phone, opening it to check their messages. Of course, because the life of someone as important as MC can not stand to take a break.

Opening a message from Lucifer, it talked about wanting to go out with them tomorrow.

MC sighed, before hitting their keyboard. Only for the message to end with a bunch of random letters, and to send to Lucifer.

The phone fell to the floor, but MC doesn't bother even trying to grab it. They don't even notice it falling.

MC's body is still on their bed. There is a line of drool coming from their open mouth. They'll get a dry throat from sleeping with their mouth open.

Wait.

They're sleeping. MC is... sleeping.

Finally.

A good nights rest is all MC needs. Just... to recuperate.

Lucifer was worried when he got the response from MC. He first texted them, asking them to respond.

No response.

Then he called them. Surely MC had to pick up the phone, he was the strongest demon in the whole of the Devildom, after all.

No response.

The only logical thing to do next was to go directly to MC's room. So, to the room he went.

Passing the kitchen, Lucifer knocked on the door of MC’s room.

“MC, open up.” He said behind the door.

No response.

Lucifer loses his patience. Opening the door, he found MC on their bed asleep. He also found Mammon on the floor in a starfish position. Walking over to MC, he tapped them lightly on the shoulder.

"MC, are you alright?" He asked.

No response.

"Mammon," He turned and nudged his younger brother with his foot. "MC hasn't woken up, I have called once and came inside to wake them up, but they won't budge."

"...Hah?"

A few minutes later, all of the brothers were in MC's room. They still hadn't woken up.

Satan had come to the conclusion that MC was either dead or in a coma. Both of those completely freaked everyone out.

But Belphie’s the Avatar of Sloth, right? Shouldn’t he tell his brothers that MC was asleep?

He likes drama. 💀

The only thing that slightly calmed down the demons was MC's arm moving to cover their face.

"MC!" Mammon practically yelled.

No response.

No response, no response, no response.

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MC was sleeping rather well.

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MC's status: In a Toxic relationship with, Lucifer, Satan and Belphie and in a Fun relationship with Mammon, Leviathan, Asmo and Beel.

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Lucifer: Excuse me?!?

Satan: The fuck!!!

Belphegor: Oh? We're official now?

Asmodeus: Yeah!!

Beelzebub: 🥰

Leviathan: Why!!!

Mammon: Fuck yeah!!! We're Official!!!!

ALRIGHT. FINE. I GUESS HE’S PRETTY.

It's LUCIFER MONTHHHHHH

lmao it only took me like 4+ months to finish this shhhhhh (tyty to everyone who followed when I first posted the sketch forever ago💀 Hopefully the wait was worth it??)

The brothers and the Human Realm

a/n: so ik ‘jealous much’ won the poll but it’s still not done yet so have this instead!

context: a part of me still finds lessons 40-43 funny because the brothers have never really been to the human world that much, and they don’t really know how certain things work. Take the slow cooker and ice cream truck for example. So these are little headcanons I have for when all of y’all are together in the beginning of their stay in the human realm.

enjoy <3 , also these are in no specific order

you all are hopeless…

Solomon and MC would so fuck with the brothers while being in the human realm.

For example they’d take Lucifer to the shadiest mexican restaurant possible then after they finished eating they would tell the waiters it was Lucifer’s birthday and watch the Avatar of Pride sit there with a big ass sombrero on his head as they sang happy birthday to him.

MC later took a picture and sent it to Diavolo who then made it his lock screen.

Satan and Belphie tried to electrocute Lucifer by throwing a toaster in the bathroom while he was in the middle of a shower. This happened after the fact you told them not to put water on the toaster because it could electrocute someone. 

Beel ate an entire bottle of ibuprofen liquid gels because he thought they were hard gummies.

Beel also ate the food and cake shaped wax candle melts you had bought for Asmo as a gift

Beel lastly ate your whole brand new container of melatonin and it knocked him out for 15 hours straight. Needless to say Lucifer was very concerned for his wellbeing, and Belphie soon questioned if you had anymore.

Belphie and his brothers were never taught stranger danger, because who in their right mind would be a danger to them in the Devildom?

So after you had explained to him what an ice cream truck was he vowed to go to one with you.

However when a creepy old man in a white van offers him candy he believes it to be the same as the ice cream truck so he gets in the van.

When the brothers relay this information to you, you begin to lose your shit explaining how that was not in fact an ice cream truck he got into but instead a kidnapper van.

The brothers don’t know how to eat certain human world foods.

Such as a banana, watermelon, mango, pineapple, kiwi, avocado, cherry, dragon fruit, papaya, onion, etc.

So when you first buy one from the grocery store and leave it out before cutting it they automatically think it’s some weird shaped human food and bite into it eating the skin or seeds and all.

After they tell you about the weird but delicious taste of it you ask if they cut it or spit out the seeds before eating it, and when they reply with a puzzled look and a no your heart drops.

Thank god they’re demons. You then proceed to buy the same thing again this time cutting it up in front of them so they know what parts to eat of certain things.

Expanding on the cherry part, did y’all’s parents ever tell you not to swallow watermelon or cherry seeds because if you did a cherry tree or whole watermelon would then grow in your stomach??

I know mine and some of my friends parents would tell us that when I was younger to make sure we didn’t swallow any seeds.

If they didn’t then oh well, anyway…

Continuing with Solomon being an ass, he would so tell something like that to the brothers. If he happened to see Beel swallow a cherry whole he would then proceeded to tell Lucifer not to let him do that.

And when the oldest asks why Solomon would then go onto explain that if he swallows cherry pit then a cherry tree will then grow inside his stomach.

Of course this freaked out Lucifer so for the next hour he tried getting Beel to spit out all the cherries he ate.

You would have to organize their fridge and pantry in the new house because they don’t know which human world foods need to be refrigerated or not.

After you arrive at the house you spent a good three hours explaining to them not everything can go in the pantry because some of it will spoil after you open it.

Then you proceed to gag when you pulled out an expired chunky milk container from the pantry.

They find the concept of drive thru or fast food places astonishing. The fact that you can just order wait in a line for a few minutes in your car then get your food is crazy. They do however all panic though when you get to the front and they don’t know what to order off the menu.

Car washes are also something they found themselves favoring. You would turn up the music as you slowly pulled in and joked by telling the brothers you were going on a ride of sorts.

Which in turn shocked you when they did believed you as the car wash stared. Each of them were staring out the windows with starry eyes as different colors of soap were thrown on your car.

You laughed to yourself as they all admired the way the soap blended together, Asmo and Mammon found themselves taking pictures of the whole thing. While Belphie was telling Beel how this looked like a starry sky.

And Levi went on to tell Satan how this reminded him of an anime scene. Lucifer also found himself sitting quietly in the passenger seat enjoying it too. (Lucifer is a certified passenger princess, fight me on that)

Each brother questioned you on how this was possible and you replied with smile. After the car wash was over and you drove through the dryers they all asked if you could do that again, to which you replied smiling “maybe some other time”.

Lucifer watered the fake succulents and plants you put around the house for two weeks straight until you said something.

They love watching true crime documentary’s to the point you’d have to physically pull them away from the tv.

It happened one afternoon while a few of them were relaxing in the living room and you were looking for a channel to watch.

Deciding there was nothing interesting on you put on an old true crime documentary and began watching it. As the brothers heard the story of the crime from the tv they each became immersed in it.

Telling you things such as “how could humans do that to each other?” or “wow humans are more brutal than we thought” or even adding in their own comments on how they could have made the crime worse.

It became a guessing game between all of them to figure out who killed who during each episode you watched.

Much to everyone dismayed Satan was the one who won every time.

Meanwhile while they were all immersed in the tv you noticed Lucifer standing behind you, arms crossed also watching tv. You told him to sit down and watch with all of you but he denied, claiming he wasn’t really interested in stuff like this anyway.

Yet he never moved from that same spot each episode.

Each of the brothers have made something explode in the microwave.

Lucifer stained it red when he went to reheat pasta, but he put it in for to long and it exploded. Mammon overfilled his ramen thus causing it to leak then explode.

Satan and Levi also happened to be reheating takeout at the same time, but both of the containers were styrofoam and exploded. Levi got annoyed and Satan threw the microwave at Lucifer.

Asmo put some skincare product in there because he found something online about a certain hack, and it exploded causing the microwave to smell like burnt strawberries.

Beel put too much food in the microwave causing it to all melt together then explode.

Belphie put a coffee in there to reheat and it exploded, but he was too lazy to clean it up so he just left it. Lucifer was then next to use the microwave and got coffee all over him.

You made all seven of them watch the entire twilight series as a joke but ironically they all actually enjoyed it.

Satan even went out and bought the books, and finished all of them in about 2 hours

Bonus

Solomon distracted Diavolo for 3 hours straight by making him watch 5 minute craft videos.

Diavolo then proceeded to break things to try these said crafts which caused Barbatos to have a meltdown.

Barbatos destroyed an entire sidewalk because he saw two rats run across it into the sewer.