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My Favorite Couples and Others :3
Peter Parker: “You question how much I love potatoes”
Harley Keener: “Potatoes are nasty”
Peter: “...how DARE YOU”
Has anyone done this?
In soul-realm:
Peter: *deadpan stares into space* Thanos, I cant believe you’ve done this
Shuri: *gasps*
Peter: *gasps*
*Two Hours Later*
Peter and Shuri: lEt’S dO tHe FoRk In ThE gArBaGe DiSpOsAl
Strange: *turns to camera**mouths* send help
Introducing a new MCU fan to fanfic world
*smiles* Okay, So first we are going to start off with some wholesome spider-son and irondad. After that you can start on that platonic Stucky and ease into the romantic variation. After you’ve read a few Stucky fics, I suggest Stony. Then we have that one straight ship that can be shipped with literally anyone else, Clintasha. What? Oh yeah, just ignore Clint’s family. It rarely exists. So! Ready to start?
Does this need a caption?
That one moment when Even Peters makes a face that looks like Tom Holland and leaves you extremely confused.
Have some sketchy Peters saving the universe
THE LAST LINE ABSOLUTELY WRECKED OMG HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
Love Bites (Steve Rogers x Reader)
Warnings: NON-CON, vampire!Avengers, Peter x reader, bloodplay, violence, MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH, jealous!Steve, modern setting they just wealthy af
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summary: In a coven, the master’s word is law, and humans are nothing more than pets to symbolize wealth and prestige. They tell you that being the master’s pet is a great honor, but the poorly constructed façade is broken when you forsake honor for love.
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Oscorp Lab Safety
When you ask your son and his friends to make lab safety examples for your work safety manual
I got this lab safety picture randomly on Pinterest a few days ago and decides to put my designs of Spider-Man characters instead (+ Otto)
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“I love you, sweetheart,” Uncle Ben slurs through the blood bubbling around his lips. “You gotta- you gotta remember that, okay, Pete?”
Peter nods frantically, shoving harder against the wound. Pressure, right?
See, people who kidnapped Spider-man typically ran up against a problem, eventually- how do you keep him down?
The thing that far too many people know about Spider-man is that he heals fast. Like, really fast. Videos of him taking hits that kill a normal person are everywhere on the internet. Even when he gets hurt, hurt bad, he’s back in the suit within a week. He can take a hit and he can hit back. His well-documented super-strength quickly rends most restraints to shattered pieces. So how do you keep him off his game? How do you keep him?
There’s one thing that everyone needs- mutant, enhanced, basic bitch human- and that’s sleep.
aunt may knows misusing furniture is the first step towards a life of crime. a wise lady.
(hello new followers! aw, look at all your bright shining faces. here’s a little spiddermin & aunt may as a thank you.)
I'd love to say that this is the dumbest thing I've ever made, but we both know that's a lie
I love that "avengers level threats" are peters side quests. hes like yeah yeah thanos chitauri whatever. have you seen the 6 cackling freaks that have literally unionized against me as an individual
I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”
i love mj and peter with my whole heart! this piece was a sketch in my drafts around when homecoming came out, so i finished and revamped it a bit!
do not repost! / my twitter
Bucky, speaking into his arm that is recording: Day 14 in the Soul Stone, so far no notable incidents, people are finding various ways to amuse themselves. Right now the tree creature is singing “I am groot” to the tune of “Despacito”, the greatest song of all time according to Spider-Boy. I can not detect any animosity between peopl-
Peter, following Sam: But why a falcon…why not… let’s say… an ostrich?
Bucky: Correction, Sam Wilson is about to murder a minor. I have to go.
“Everybody makes sacrifices for this lifestyle, Mr. Sam.” Peter says solemnly.
Sam gapes at him. “Sacrifices? I was an international fugitive for this ‘lifestyle’. I was on the run for months for this ‘lifestyle’. The Winter f-ing Soldier drop-kicked me off a helicarrier! Your underdeveloped teenage brain has no idea what I’ve put up with for this ‘lifestyle’!"
“Great, so a bunny shouldn’t be too much work!”
Iron Man: you gotta help me fight Captain America or I’ll tell Aunt May your secret identity
Spider-man: why are you fighting Captain America?
Iron Man: he refuses to sign the Sokovia accords which would install oversight for superheroes and require them to disclose their identities
Spider-man: and if we win this fight…. this law would go into full effect?
Iron Man: that’s right!
Spider-man: I mean…. that just sounds like you telling Aunt May my secret identity anyway but with… more steps…
Fandoms and emotional support characters
Alright, let's go
Marvel - Tony Stark + Peter Parker + Rocket Raccoon
DC - (The Batman with Robert Pattinson is the only DCEU movie I support) Bruce Wayne + Raven
Transformers - (Not Bayverse) Bumblebee + Soundwave + Ratchet + Optimus Prime
Ranger's Apprentice - Halt O'Carrick
Tangled the Series - Eugene Fitzherbert
TMNT 2012/ROTTMNT - Both iterations of Raphael, and 2k12 Donnie
Criminal Minds - Spencer Reid
9-1-1 - Evan Buckley
Leverage - Eliot Spencer
The Walking Dead - Daryl Dixon
Stranger Things - Steve Harrington
Harry Potter - Harry Potter + Severus Snape
Ducktales - Donald Duck + Scrooge McDuck
Race to the Edge - Snotlout Jorgenson
We Bare Bears - Ice Bear
Trolls - Branch
The Mandalorian - Din Djarin
Lego Ninjago - Zane Julien
Rick and Morty - Rick Sanchez
Puss in Boots - Puss
The Owl House - Hunter
Warrior Cats - Firestar + Jayfeather + Gray Wing
Helluva Boss - Moxxie
Hazbin Hotel - Alastor
Yes I am aware that they are all men. No, I do not experience a sexual attraction to them. Rather it's like they are all simultaneously my fathers, my children, and my emotional support babygirls. I want to hurt them purely to see them comforted. I want to watch them struggle mainly to see how they overcome their pains, and I want to see fluff because there is a reason I call them my trauma buddies and I want them to have good things. (I have gay ships for most of them on top of straight ships, on top of no ships, on top of ot3s). I'm sure I'll end up adding to and subtracting from this list as time passes, but this is the most current one.
Also, I will not read or write reader insert or OC-centric fics. I don't know why but they make me irrationally angry so I avoid them
Fuckin Peter Parker and Rock Light
I cant stress enough how good spiderverse is
I need to fuck the ps4 Peter Parker so bad. It’s pulsing his name in Morse code 💔