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If Peter + Jason, Dick and Tim went out on a boys trip
To Japan. As detailed through timestamps:
5pm - pregame
Tim has been day drinking at previous event and comes to the pregame mildly tipsy
On the contrary Jason forgot to skip his meds that evening (for the first time?!!) and is consequently suffering stone sober
(He’s tried to leave three times already and plans to perform an Irish goodbye)
Dick is a little tipsy but he’s saving it for the main event
Peter has accidentally had too many Shirley temples (unaware that they weren’t clean) and upon discovering so, has begun adamantly repeating that he’s ’not even drunk yet’. This will only worsen with time.
6pm - The drive
Tim ordered the Uber - he sent a venmo request to Jason and to no one else
“You scamming little freak that ride was not $60.”
“Oh yeah I added $40. For GST.”
“That’s not how GST works! You kno-YOU KNOW THIS! How the HELL are you running a conglomerate-“
Peter “I will listen to just about anything”Parker was on aux earlier but got muted when his megaplaylist wouldn’t stop playing brown noise
“why don’t you sort this shit by vibe? why is there a Rihanna song next to minecraft ambience? What is going on -?you know what- stop. GIVE IT HERE-”
Dick has been suspiciously quiet throughout the ride and it’s because he’s wearing earplugs. He and Peter have been sharing a packet of trail mix through the gap between the front and back seat since the trip began.
6:30 - Dessert stop
The first bar they go to is super dead so they ditch without buying a round (Peter grabs a sparkling water bc he feels bad 💔)
They stop at a dessert spot across the street that Tim insists they visit
Jason ditches halfway to go god knows where because the line is LONG
Dick starts chatting up the people in front of them to pass time (social anxiety fears him)
They end up getting invited to a street festival which they spontaneously decide to go to.
But then they’re walking and guess who they find near the Sanrio pop up entrance with bags fucking galore
And Jason refuses to elaborate aside from claiming “it’s a write off” but??
“you don’t even pay taxes??”
7:45
They’re in the centre of the street stalls line up and everyone has split off to explore the stall on their own
8:00
Tim is FaceTiming Steph obnoxiously loudly by the trinket stalls
Dick is taking selfies with his sakura shaped ice treat, ignoring the small gaggle of girls gearing up to approach him (he’s been asked about the club he Hosts at…three times already)
9:50
Overstimulated, Jason went into an alley for a mandatory shut up and smoke break.
Peter’s joined him but those spiked jelly shots from earlier are WORKING and the jet lag is making him sleepy so he’s crouching
But now they lowkey look like shady criminals from afar
Local authorities have circled the area twice to check on the gangsters in the shadows practically scaring the hoes
They end up having to go home early bc if it
——
This was just a silly idea that came to me while working on my Peter in Gotham fanfic so hope yall enjoyed :)
Damian + Peter sibling headcanons
As told through the stages of Damian’s life:
Toddler Damian who has to sit between Peter’s legs when he’s being babysat while Peter plays on his psp console so he doesn’t Wonder Off.
Toddler Damian who sees it as his god given right to bounce on Peter’s well made bed while he’s at school or work and eat his stashed lollies then lie that he never (the wrappers are peaking out of his fists)
Kid Damian who says hes not a baby and not tired when Peter asks only to knock out on the couch 20 minutes later
Kid Damian who quotes Peter’s opinions like scripture nonchalantly to his friends in middle school to seem cooler.
Kid Damian who makes unhinged animations on his DS Lite for mandatory viewing when his siblings get home
Kid Damian who doesn’t like lying but chooses to remain tactfully silent whenever Bruce notices Peter’s snuck out
(He leaves the window closest to the tree outside open so Peter can sneak in again)
Teenage Damian who moved into Peter’s bigger room in high school but kept some of the things he couldn’t take to college as older sibling lore
Teenage Damian who runs down the stairs to see a home-for-the-holidays Peter setting his bags down at the door and breaks into a smile rolls his eyes
Teenage Damian who ducks out of Peter’s head ruffles with an annoyed groan and weak protests to knock it off
Teenage Damian who’s kept the fliers to every student photography exhibition with Peter’s work in it that he’s ever been too
Teenage Damian who finds himself on a three way call with Jason and Peter after crashing his car for the first time because he snuck out earlier and he’s in sooooo much trouble now
They make a game plan while Jason spends the entire call ribbing him (he’s on repair duty)
Teenage Damian who ducks his head in weak embarrassment walking across the graduation stage as the familiar whoops from the crowd overshadow the announcement of his name to receive his high school diploma
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This is early 2000s older sibling coded if anyone’s lived through that…experience 😭
If you’ve come this far, I’m writing a fanfic where Damian and Peter have a similar dynamic! Check it out if you like :)
Peter exhausted, lifting reps with Dick spotting and Jason coaching:
Dick: come on, only 50 to go you’re almost there - you can do it!
Peter: (gasping) nah dude I GAHSK- I can’t! My hands are getting sweaty-
Jason: Do you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain? NO. It got up in there and climbed the spout again. LOCK. IN.
(The bar wobbles - Peter steadies it)
He completed 500 reps that night.
Bonus:
Dick: (sliding the weight off the bar) let me clear the weights for you.
Peter: NO!
Jason: DON’T-
Dick: huh. What’re you-? GAAAAHH!
——
This is so silly but I saw a tweet and had to recreate it in the context of my fic. . .lord knows my Peter would definitely have beef with a nursery rhyme spider for no reason 😭
no graysons were hurt in the making of this post <3
Sometimes, Peter forgets he and Dick are related
So they’ll be sitting next to each other on the couch eating takeout and talking about their day or things they planned to do that weekend - only for the realisation to hit him.
That Dick isn’t just a distant cousin or close friend like some of his documents like to state - but in fact, a variant of his bio dad from another universe who he’s grown accustom to and come to appreciate in his own way.
The Richard Parker he’d heard about through the nostalgic tales of his uncle - confident, fiercely loyal and charismatic - sitting beside him in shorts and a ratty tee discussing the fortune cookie that he took upon himself to open (“it can’t be my fortune if it wasn’t supposed to be my cookie..right?”)
Dick wasn't some distant figure in the albums of photos Peter owned anymore, a memory trapped in folds of his mind where the outlines of a person he once knew grew faded and worn.
He was alive - a little weird but also funny, surprisingly dorky and kind of annoying when he wanted to be. Sometimes he laughed at a joke so loud it echoed across the apartment and other times he'd nod and pat his back in silent acknowledgement.
He’d fall asleep into his cereal one morning but be up early cooking pancakes and eggs the next.
His actual bedroom was kind of a mess and he caught the man sleeping atop a pile of his own folded laundry more than once.
(and lets not even bring up his lack of boundaries when it came to belongings - for someone who was supposedly an only child, Dick was such a sharer)
Sometimes, looking at him was bittersweet too.
When the inevitable thought followed, that his dad - his real dad - had never had the chance to surpass what the world and Peter knew him to be.
That he never lived long enough for Peter to discover the human he was outside of fatherhood. Outside of the sacrifice he made for his family, for his legacy - for his son.
The realisation is fleeting and soon lost to the ebb and flow of his consciousness - but the weight of it lingers.
A thought that haunts him, in their stretches of silence.
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headcanons / thoughts I’ve had from my Peter in Gotham fic
Do you have any Peter in Gotham fic recs please? I just started yours and it’s DELICIOUS 😋 I crave for more..
Hi there! Glad you found it :)
The one I personally enjoyed the most was Peter the Pizza guy by Irisen. I liked Peter’s exploration of Gotham a lot in that fic, it’s realistic and it’s pretty well written!
Thanks for giving my work a read and I hope you enjoy the rec as well x
Peter who completely forgets he used a random date for his birthday when he was forging his papers
and then gets jump scared when he steps into his apartment and (amongst other guests) a bloodied Wally, a kilt wearing Roy, a hockey-masked Dick, and a blue scrubbed, scalpel wielding Artemis all yell surprise at him (the date was in fact Halloween)
Peter: so..if Dick is the chainsaw massacre guy, what are the three of you supposed to be?
Wally: (confidently) well, I think ours is pretty obvious - It’s a couple’s fit!!
Peter: (looking between Wally and Art) okay..and you are?
Artemis: A surgeon. He’s the organ donor I trafficked.
Peter: . . .what-?
Artemis: boring right? I think I’ve seen three other couples with the same costume on the way here.
Peter: *suddenly remembering he’s in Gotham*. . .yk what, yeah that checks out.
Roy: I’ve kept it simple this year. I’m an Irishman.
Peter: well that’s lazy. You were already ginger - and why exactly is that terrifying anyway?
Roy:
Peter:
Roy: (deep breath) Okay, I’m going to talk about Ireland. Specifically I want to talk about the famine-
Trying to explain scenes from my fic to anyone but words escape me and the characters do whatever they want and I need to literally project the visuals into your mind complete with a soundtrack of whatever song I was cooking it up to so I end up saying um and ah alot
but pleek you get it right? RIGHT-
In my mind Peter treats Bruce like they’re that one 40 y/o + 20 something y/o coworker duo in every corporate office
and it completely baffles Bruce bc ??? how’re you oversharing and simultaneously saying nothing at all
And the problem now is he gets war flashbacks from the stress inducing clusterfuck problems Peter offhandedly tells him about, so every so often he’ll cave and ask Dick about him when he’s not around (“that Peter…did he ever get that denied exam extension sorted?”)
But when he finally does see him it’s like the problem never mattered (“oh - what? I said that? Right no, I just emailed the tutor. But you know, that TA who slept with him said...”) until he mentions something crazy again and the cycle continues.
Basically - organised Bruce meeting Peter “there’s a lot of moving parts so I choose to keep track of none of them” Parker
I remember starting my Young Justice x Peter Parker in Gotham fic thinking I can definitely finish this in a few months…guess who celebrated it’s one yr anniversary the other day 🤩
Doesn’t fit aesthetic but 😍😍
Holy Trinity of Brits
GQ Magazine Edition
people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that's not how this works
Spideytorch — Red Carpet
This was a quick concept sketch, that i never expanded on, from maybe a year ago? this is my reminder to draw more of this
this is from a while ago but in honour of deadpool's recent resurgence, i am once again thinking about spider-man/deadpool and the movie potential just goes so crazy
headcannon — that when wade was younger he hated having his photo taken and now he regrets looking miserable in every single one
AUGH MY POOKIES
spideytorch childhood friends au where the storms lived next door to the parkers growing up and then moved away when johnny was 13
Years later, spider-man breaks into the baxter building and while everyone else is trying to squash him, johnny takes one look at him and pulls up short
"Pete??" He asks.
Peter startles and very convincingly says, "what? I don't know what you're talking about."
Everyone else is frozen now, and sue is looking back and forth between the two of them. "Johnny," she says. "What makes you think-"
"I've known him since we were in diapers!" Johnny says. "You think i wouldn't recognize his annoying ass blindfolded and in my sleep?"
"It's been 4 years!" Peter says indignantly. "There's no way you should've been able to clock me that quickly! What the fuck, johnny?"
Instead of replying, johnny just laughs and moves forward to pull peter's mask off and says, "lemme see that face, parker. i know what your parents looked like - if you didn't grow up hot, i'm asking for a refund."
After that, the two of them are once again inseparable, just like when they were younger. It takes peter a lot of convincing to get sue not to tell may about his extra curricular activities, and in return he has to promise to come to her if he ever finds himself in over his head with one of his villains.
when peter and johnny start dating a couple of months later, no one is shocked.
Sorry about the delay for the next chapter, it’s fully written, but, my beta reader hasn’t been able to get to it yet. so,
I currently have an idea for a fic (currently in the process of writing) Im calling it the Refugee Au until I have a fic title (if anyone has any recommendations that would be appriciated), its a DP x Marvel x Ben 10 x DCU crossover thats stuck itself in my brain like some superglue
Danny Phantom, Peter Parker, and Ben Tennyson all got separated from their worlds for one reason or another and all get sent to the DCU together, freshly traumatized
Found family ensues and they all go to Gotham High together, as well as become vigilates due to their respective Hero Complexes™
So far I only have some scar maps of the trio and fake medical forums that I made one night after first thinking of this
Marvel Masterlist (2024)
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"Breaking Free"
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"Surprise! It’s a Girl." ( Harry Potter Crossover )
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Imagine finding out you're not who you've been led to believe you are. You're not Y/N Y/L/N; you're Y/N Potter. But one particular wizard was against you reuniting with your little brother when you found out just who he was. In the end, you're determined to see him even if it means fighting in a war where a Dark Lord would see your brother dead.
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"My Everything"
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"Chaperone"
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New headcanon tbh
Spider-Man (Peter Parker) is crazy strong, right?
Poor guy would probably break every stress ball in existence, without even trying.
So, hear me out: Custom made Vibranium stress ball!
He could probably put some kind of slime coating or smth to make sure he doesn’t cut himself on sharp metal, too.
With the added benefit of looking super badass to anybody watching/finding out what it's made of.
i have a few more ideas so there will be more of these
3/?
The Amazing Spider-Man lockscreens
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ohhh my godd
I just watched Across the Spiderverse last night and oh my god
I don't know how I'm expected to emotionally recover from this
Guess what I saw on reddit today!!!
Johnny: Hey Peter, you ever thought of getting a cat?
Peter sitting on a couch: I already have a cat. (pans to Felicia bitting peters hand while laying next to him)
Felicia: mmMeow!!
Johnny:😐....you serious?
Peter: what?
Johnny:🤨😑moon knight can you believe thi....
Moon knight:(on a lounge chair with tigera sleeping on his lap) 🤫 shush she's napping.
Johnny:😦😤😠
Moon knight:😶🤨
Johnny:You got to be joking!?
Tigra:(jolts awake🤯) mmMEOW!!!(jumps of and runs away)
Moon knight:😨😰😱NO greer come back!
Moon knight:🤬DAMME IT Johnny look what you did!(runs after tigra)
Peter: What the hell Johnny!😠
Felicia: Not cool man.
Johnny:😡You know what screw this I'm going home!(opens window)
Johnny:flame on!(sets a blaze and flys away)
Peter and Felicia:......
Felicia: The hell's his problem?
the reality is that every character in the history of writing has been edgy as shit at least ONCE and it’s high key important that they are bc it’s realistic. people evolve and devolve, they’re flawed and imperfect.
for example, saying that a ‘happy’ or ‘charismatic’ character being portrayed occasionally as ‘depressed’ or ‘angsty’ as ooc feels sooooo immature. because it just doesn’t make sense for someone to be, and feel, ONE thing ALL the time.
let characters be angsty, let em be depressed!! fuck, let em be embarrassing!! let them be flawed and make mistakes as if they were real people!! it makes for better writing anyway!!
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Loki/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Loki & Peter Parker, James "Bucky" Barnes & Loki, (they have equal part in fic)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker
Additional Tags: Fluff, Pining, Funny, Humor, Weddings, hired date, Fake/Pretend Relationship, (everyone think they are together), Stucky – Freeform, FrostIron – Freeform, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Awkward Conversations, First Kiss, Love Since Forever, Love Confessions, accidental confessions, (Almost), Idiots in Love, The Author Regrets Nothing, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author is Duracell Bunny, Not Beta Read, i am my own beta
Series: Part 10 of HOOPLA prompts (polskie)
Summary:
Rozdział 1:
Bucky dostaje zaproszenie na ślub swojego byłego.
Nie chce iść tam sam, ale jest singlem.
Po krótkiej kłótni, Steve zgadza się z nim iść jako jego "randka".
-Steve? -Co? -Steve… pójdziesz tam ze mną? -Co?! Nie!
Rozdział 2:
Loki i Tony rozmawiają o Steve'm i Bucky'm.
Ale głównie o Bucky'm.
No bo kto zaprasza byłego na swój ślub?
-Pewien ptaszek mi wyśpiewał, że James od czasu naszego “zerwania” z nikim się nie umawiał i mieszkał ze Steven’em… -Więc nie będzie miał z kim przyjść… -I zaprosi Steven’a. Bingo. -Ty… geniuszu zbrodni.
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Loki/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Loki & Peter Parker, James "Bucky" Barnes & Loki, (they have equal part in fic)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker
Additional Tags: Fluff, Pining, Funny, Humor, Weddings, hired date, Fake/Pretend Relationship, (everyone think they are together), Stucky - Freeform, FrostIron - Freeform, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Awkward Conversations, First Kiss, Love Since Forever, Love Confessions, accidental confessions, (Almost), Idiots in Love, The Author Regrets Nothing, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author is Duracell Bunny, Betaed
Series: Part 10 of HOOPLA! prompts (English)
Summary:
Chapter 1:
Bucky gets invitation to his ex's wedding.
He doesn't want to go alone, but he is single.
After a small quarrel, Steve agrees to go with him as his "date."
"Steve?" "What?" "Steve… will you go to the wedding with me?" "What?! No!"
Chapter 2:
Loki and Tony talk about Steve and Bucky.
But mostly about Bucky.
Because who invite an ex to your own wedding?
"A little bird told me, that James had not dated anyone since our "breakup" and he lives with Steven…" "So, he won't have anyone to come with…" "And he'll invite Steven. Bingo." "You… criminal genius."
I just scroll this down... And then I MUST come back bc SOMETHING is wrong, but I don't know what 😂
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)