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the1andonlyblu3

9 months ago

Barty: Imagine bumping into you here. What a coincidence. The fates must be on our side.

Evan: You broke into my house.

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Barty, eating cereal at the kitchen counter:

Evan, walking into the kitchen:

Barty:

Evan:

Barty: We need to stop meeting like this.

Evan: We can work on that.

Evan: Stop breaking into my house!

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lolatulips

2 years ago

I’m sorry I cannot take penis bottle guy seriously. This dude is a 4chan using weeb and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Screenshot from Sparkle on Raven. I drew over a guy called “Slash” who fits the bill, but still probably has better vibes than Kondraki.