edit of that one american psycho picture that's been living in my head rent-free for months
Still can't get over the matching Paul Williams puppets from when he appeared on The Muppet Show.
Anyways what if Swan was a Muppet lmao
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No more sanity‼️ (theres sort of a suggestive??drawing in the mix of this, so be careful if you don’t want to see that type of thing!!)
The Muppet Christmas Carol goes even harder when you realize this guy wrote all the songs
-[DESCRIPTION: Swan stands around and sighs. "mmmghmghgh... hungry..." he walks forth, "i'll go make food then. egg time.".
Gets to in front of a stove top, his hands holds an egg, then begins to tap it against a surface to crack it. Breaking apart the eggshell, an entire baby bird plops out, a mistake of nature called winslow leach. Looking down in horror, swan can only cringe as baby bird winslow makes eye contact as he drips amniotic fluids. ]- (august 27, 2023) *throws chair out the window.* im using this shade of greenish yellow as the background to convey my emotions for all these comics.
Tumbler freaks me oit
sometimes you just gotta make content for yourself and no one else.
Needed to make an animation for class. Perfect outlet for brain rot
So close to drawing Winslow beating the shit out of Griffith Berserk because I’m sick of people mistaking him for Griffith
my face when swan stole my music and framed me
I drew screenshots in oil pastel earlier today (^_^)
life's like a movie, write your own ending
While I normally prefer The Flesh over The Metal, it would be really sick to have a voice modulator installed. To be able to just unleash a glitching, distorted scream as catharsis.
phantom of the paradise novelization liveblog here we go
I don't know that much about maine but I feel neutral about winslow being from there. he does strike me as a northerner, as well as someone from a small town
(paraphrasing but) "it was kind of winslow's fault his piano teacher killed himself" HUH???
"alan d. swan" holy moly at least "dorian" had some pizzazz
also winslow being 18 and not even out of high school is. a choice. in my opinion having him be in his 30s is more compelling
"phoenix" being a stage name does make sense but idk I kinda liked the idea her parents just named her that
this really does read like bad fanfic but it's not especially funny, just sort of dull... though there are some particularly egregiously bad moments, those aren't funny either
"autistic blob" CHRIST
winslow does not beat up any guards but the description of him losing his grip just makes me think of that "I'm insaaane... I'm crazayyy" video
whyyyy is this book so racist.
winslow just goes back to his old hotel after being in prison for four months and being horribly disfigured in the record press accident. ok man.
tumblr in phantom of the paradise would have gone crazy
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ughhhhh I cant believe they switched the lineup for the paradise opening at the last second!!! I'd give up my ticket but I've wanted to see the juicy fruits in concert forever. CURSE YOU SWAN DX
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ok guys I can't give details but I finally have a gig! the music is amazing and I'm so excited to sing it
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hey who the fuck is running around on the roof.
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note to self: do not shower while high again
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It's been a tumultuous week, but you can't stop the sound of the future. The Paradise's doors will finally open tonight at 7. See you all there, and make sure you've got your tickets ready. Love, Swan.
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wgere my music
Happy 70th Suicidal Swan Sells His Soul To Satan Saturday Sunday
i think that phantom of the paradise should have been 45 minutes longer and the extra 45 minutes is just a montage of winslow attempting to kill swan or terrorize the paradise in various comedically ineffective ways and swan keeps reading him increasingly hyperspecific contract clauses and scolding him like a kindergartner