Piper Mclean - Blog Posts

All hail Sally Jackson👑

Everyone in the argo II having big mommy issues because their moms are either dead or absent or just bad person

Meanwhile percy: 🎶🎵 my mom, there no else quite like my mom🎵🎶

Tattoos and whatnot

 OkAY so Will’s tattoo in Tower of Nero got me thinking about the 7 getting tattoos aaand then I digressed SO...

-The Greeks absolutely start getting bad ass tattoos after seeing the ones that Camp Jupiter have

-Will, Rachel, and the Stolls run an underground tattoo parlor and campers sneak down to her cave and come out looking like the baddest of asses with their tattoos 

- Annabeth gets a little Delta tattoo on her wrist in honor of Daedalus

-She also gets one on her side under the arm to honor Luke with the year he was born and the year he died

-Piper gets lyrics of the Cherokee songs her grandpa knew she would one day sing across her back

-Also she gets a lip ring, like the ones that go through the middle of your bottom lip uGh yes

-LEO leo Leo LEO he gets the coolest tattoos man, he gets one of the Morse Code patter he and his mom tapped to each other on his collar bone  

-Also he gets the words FLAME on one foot and the word ON on the other no I will not elaborate

-SO many piercings all self given cuz he get BoArd this boy has piercings in his belly button and his nipples and his nose and his ears and his eye brow and like just in his shoulder cuz fuck it but he never wears any of them

-Until people ask him to put all of them in and he is literally 10 pounds heavier

-He has a tongue ring and he always wears that one its so good man

-Ok hear me out Frank gets sO many tattoos like all the way up his arm and chest-- think Maui from Moana

-He gets one to represent his mom, and one for each of his friends, and like all of the animals in the WOrLd and also the Canadian flag cuz he can

-Now Hazel doesn’t get any tattoos but don’t for a minutes think that she doesn't help design all of them

-OK so Nico has actual bad ass piercings, like he has the coolest gauges cuz he’s our emo boy and three above his eye brow and all three nose piercings that he cycles through

-I don’t know if Nico has tattoos but what I DO know is that he is fabulous at makeup, in the mornings sometimes Will asks him to do his make up and he does the most fabulous blended eye shadow and wings and inTenSe glitter on the cheekbones cuz he lives vicariously through Will

-Now Jason might not have started wanting any tattoos cuz he’s Jason but, again hear me out, he goes to support Leo getting a tattoo but leaves with a big ass lighting McQueen tattoo on his pectoral all the way up to his shoulder with the words Kachow right above his neckline 

-He loves showing it off and at any given moment it is his pride and joy, people ask about the Kachow above his shirt and he IMMEDIATELY takes have his shirt to show off his lightning McQueen

-And then he escalates to the point that Piper dies blue lighting bolt streaks in his hair and that’s the end of that 

-PERCY gets tattoos every time someone is scared about getting one, so he has the most random and at the same time meaningful tattoos

-He has one about the Dam bathroom and one on the small of back where is Achilles heal was that somehow involves Annabeth and so many disney tattoos, oH and one that says you drool when you sleep

-ALSO he has a ton of ear piercings cuz when he was growing up he thorught the way his mom had so many ear piercings was so cool and wanted to grow up and get them just like her

-They have SEVERAL matching earrings that he always wears with piercings all the way up his ear

-This boy is a jewelry boy, he and Annabeth have cheesy matching friendship bracelets that say Seaweed Brain and Wise Girl and Tyson makes him the coolest earrings, bracelets, and rings in the forges

-AND and and he wears nail polish all the time, he and Annabeth paint their nails together and he has the coolest blue colors to do it 

-Not to make you cry or anything but when he loses his memory he refuses to take off his earrings or let his nails get at all chipped cuz he knows they’re important to him and he’s afraid if he chips his nail polish off he’ll forget Annabeth completely

Lmao this was long as shit but all of this plagues my mind at ALL TIMES and it gives me much serotonin 

Selina: Thoughts on Luke?

Chris: So… Luke has thots now…

Alabaster: Crawling all over him like weevils

Ethan: They’re called priests, I think

Someone should tell Nico that Yugoslavia broke up

female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

I love percabeth but pipabeth is just absolutely *chef's kiss*

The forehead touch lives rent free in my head

Rip Jason Grace, you would have loved wearing gay coded tshirts with your ex girlfriend

Here, have some percy jackson reaction memes 😌

I love this

Pjo demigods Aesthetic pt2 U can find pt1 here

jason grace

piper mclean

leo valdez

hazel levesque

frank zhang

reyna arellano

drew tanaka

cecil markowitz

lou ellen

miranda gardiner

sherman yang

Hoo demigods Moodboard (and how i see them in picrew)

Updated: 9/5/23

enjoy my school failure pt2

jason grace

piper mclean

leo valdez

hazel levesque

frank zhang

reyna ramirez

drew tanaka

cecil markowitz

lou ellen

I mean, weren’t they the gay awakening of us all?

I just know that Percy and Annabeth caused so many people to have their gay awakening like we already know about Nico and Piper but I bet if you asked any camper about their first crush it would be one of them, they really are The Bi Power Couple

Yes it is all most midnight but my brain has hyperfixated on DC (mostly Batfamily)Percy Jackson and Danny Phantom for to long so here are some ideas:

Part 1/??

Percy Jackson

girl-boy Percy ( not like abrosexual or trans like Percy can literally change his gender at will ) ( because if the sea can not be restrained it can be restrained by gender )

In a crossover of Poj & DC Sally Jackson and Alfred Pennyworth are frienemys

Percy ( he is Bi and I will die for this ) often wonders if he is Pan or Bi (like many Bi people wonder) because since Annabeth has no chromosomes thus she is not a girl or boy technically

Leo flirts with girls but is Asexual

Leo and Calypso are Bffs

Piper ship Leo and Jason

Leo knows his feelings for Jason and knows Jason likes him but refuses to make the first move (Jason is oblivious)

Jason and Piper both are gay & lesbian respectfully and find out they are gay at the same time

Jason had a crush on Percy

Piper had a crush on Annabeth

DC (mosly batfam )

Superbat

Bruce Wayne is autistic but his kids do not know this so when he goes non verbal they think he just is ignoring them because "He was not even grunting" then Alfred ( like the saint he is ) explains then they all collectively realize why Bruce does he stuff he does

Cat x Bat

Bruce trama dumping/ lore dumping

Batfamily play Top that trama in front of all the super hero teams but no one knows that they are related or who any of them are (exept Wally) All teams are scared for their friends lives

Batfamily will randomly throw knives and when Damian sees this ( when they first come to the manor ) the batfam explain that you are not allowed to throw knives at civilians or in front of civilians. That is all good till Batman takes Damian to the Watchtower and one of the League members annoys Damian

Bruce is a suck up for his kids

Bruce has parent senses for when his kids do something stupid (they randomly go of for some reason 7 months after Jason's death ( Jason agrees to be an assassin) and at other times aswell but Tim and Dick say they did nothing ( he checked )

Damian has He/they pronouns

Bruce has a rule (made a joke) that if something happend were he can not stop them (and he does not find out) they can kill anyone. ( He has to be alive) Bruce found out that they thought is was real and know when he leaves he has to tell them all that "No (insert one of his billion kids) you can not kill when he is of the earth for a mission" Till he forgets a day

Tim has the biggest kill count ( there is no way the League of Assassins bases had no one in there when he blew them up)

Jason when in to the Titian's Tower to majorly injury the new Robin but sees this small child that instead looks like he is 12,he looks 10 and Jason can't bring himself without the pit rage to hurt Tim so instead Jason ends up make the kid some food and putting him to bed because he has been up for almost a week straight

WHY does no one remember that the name of Piper's ZIT is BOB.

Small Bob

Titan Bob

ZIT BOB

No thank you.

*the seven + Nico doing impressions of Jason to feel better*

Nico: Okay, my turn.

Nico: *Dies*

My favourite characters as things my friends have said: Part 9

Piper: Leo PLEASE open your mouth for the right things or not at all

Piper: i am not ready to lose you but if i have to i will rip myself away

Frank: [no sympathy] if worst comes to worst