7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,
Leo fell down and cracked his head,
Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,
"No more demigods jumping on the bed."
unpopular opinion: percy jackson movies
I actually really liked and enjoyed the percy jackson films! I just don't really look at them as Percy Jackson & The Olympians book adaptations, more of just like PJO AU live action fanfiction lol. ALSO IM REALLY EXCITED FOR THE NEW PJO SERIES COMING OUT SOON ON DISNEY PLUS!
Percy: Yeah, I'm arguably one of, if not THE, strongest demigo-
Some random fucking Hermes kid from 2,000 years ago:
I have an incredible idea. Hear me out here
Buddy-comedy PJO spinoff where Percy and Grover hunt down the Stingray that killed Steve Irwin.
Percy: "WOAH Nico how were you able to convince your dad to help save Olympus?!"
Nico: ",,, it's a long story"
There's a rumor Percy used to turn down Nico's requests to get McDonalds,,,
I wonder what happend 👀