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Heyy!!! Been a while since I done an incorrect quote considering this account is meant for incorrect quotes! Been a bit burnt out for the incorrect quotes but don’t worry! THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!
Without further ado, enjoy a bunch of incorrect quotes!
Also, BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!!
Jay: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Zane: [not looking up from his book] Myxine Circfrons
Jay:
Jay: [whispering] fsh
Cole: [watching the news] someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today
Jay: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
Cole:
Jay:
Kai and Jay: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Zane and Wu: Does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?!
Kai: I turned out perfectly fine!
Cole: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Kai: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Jay: What’s your biggest weakness?
Morro: I can be uncooperative
Jay: Okay, can you give us an example?
Morro:
Morro: no
Kai: So what’s for dinner
Cole: [staring at the food he burnt] regret
Cole: Your happiness? I need it
Kai: Your love? I want it
Jay: A room? Get one
Naomi: Hotel?
Lloyd: Trivago
Sorry it’s a bit late!
After the toaster incident 2:
Jay: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I’M SORRY]
Kai: What was that?
Jay: Remorse code
Kai: I’m even angrier now
After the toaster incident 1:
Kai: FSM give me patience
Jay: Don’t you mean ‘FSM give me strength’?
Kai: If the FSM gave me strength your ass would be dead already