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I adore my work in the Timeless woods.
Mostly because when I come back from it everyone stays away from me because they think I’m cursed.
No I’m not going to “continue my bloodline”
I’m going to find a Phantump and cry when it evolves
I love watching Nemesis (Ceruledge) act all mysterious and noble just to melt under the slightest affection.
Of course she’s all scary and powerful tho. 
I’m shaken by this sweetheart.
Abyss being a Mimikyu and therefore a Ghost/Fairy is tricky because Fairies are social creatures but Ghosts are naturally untrusting.
Abyss is half the reason I became a ghost expert. I wanted him to socialize and Ghosts really only socialize with Ghosts.
I would love to meet Professor Turo man.
Anyone else have the issue where they cannot get dates?
Like their pokemon are so goddamn protective they scare off everybody?
Tungsten (Kingambit) has scared off everybody.
Don’t even get me started on Nemesis (Ceruledge)
I am addicted to writing stuff in leather bound books
Anybody else seeing a kid on what looks to be a weird Si-Fi Cyclizar?
I don’t know if this is Paladea specific but it’s really fucking with my cultivated ghost environment.
It almost reminds me of those weird occult magazine issues talking about Iron Hands and- iron.. something.
I’m a history buff don’t get me wrong but that stuff is just ridiculous.
Does anyone know where I can acquire a Rowlet?
Watching my Kingambit sulk in the corner because I’m going on a walk with my Ceruledge and Mimikyu.
He’s such a mother hen.
#355 Duskull
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I’ve been trying to get a Phantump for so long but they keep running for me.
A little Chadelure I drew awhile back! Ghost and fire pokemon are my faves!
It's also a sticker on my etsy! Link!
Hello it’s Marshall! Your resident ghost expert.
I’m located just outside the Tagtree Thicket although I have a station set up in the Timeless Woods back on Kitakami.
I’d love to talk so pop on by! I promise we’re all nice around here
Meet the cast!
Shiny Mimikyu: Abyss (M)
Meowscarda: Catnip (M)
Ceruledge: Nemisis (F)
Litwik: Spook (M)
Kingambit: Tungsten (M)
Umbreon: Eclipse (M)
This is my first Pokeblog so please be patient =w=
Made by @mythomars
Dividers by @/sisterlucifergraphics
Listen, of the 1,025 Pokémon that exist I will always find a way to defend 1,024 of them
However, there is one, exactly one Pokémon that I hate with every fiber of my being. Remembering that it exists fills me with rage. Seeing it instills disgust. His very existence has caused me to avoid passing through certain routes if I can help it, just so I don't have to see it. I don't hate much, but I despise this stupid Pokémon
I hate him to his very core
I hate how humanoid he is. I hate how his horns look like hair. I hate that he wears shoes, as ugly as they are. I hate the stupid pink dots on his fingers. I hate that his name gives him a title, Mr. Mime. I hate his Detective Pikachu appearance that must have been created by a monster wishing to give children nightmares. I hate his shiny that stands as the singular proof that lime green is too widely used, controllable or not. I hate his Galarian form that somehow makes him even more off putting, I hate that he was given one instead of a better Pokémon. Most of all, I hate that he comes from something so cute
Do you want to know the only time I have released a Pokémon, dear reader? It was when I had caught Mime Jr. at 8 years old, so excited that it would evolve into something pretty or cool. I would add it to my team, and it would battle alongside me to victory. Alas, level 19 came, and to my younger self's utter horror I watched as my adorable clown became a creature that never should have been created. How could Arceus allow such a creature to exist in its creation, to thrive while crushing the hopes of children? This child who knew not how the game properly worked immediately released the abomination, leaving behind a Pokémon she once held hope in but now couldn't recognize
11 years have passed since I taught that Mime what trauma is, and to this day I despise what my child became
"are you sure you're autistic" my mom asks as I'm in my Pokémon pajamas with 5 of my Pokémon plushies by me as I play Pokémon New Snap on my Pokémon decorated Switch while listening to Pokémon YouTube videos and waiting to open more digital Pokémon cards
You guys will never guess what my special interest is
