Birthday I hear?
Hold onnn..looking through my bag
[A plush of a small pig pops up with a little birthday pin on it]
There you go! I hope you like it! The pin does come off too if you wanna wear it!
WARNING: Please do not eat the plush
-🎁 giving anon (HAPPY BIRTHDAY)
"oh? I wasn't expecting to actually get something..." [he takes the plush, holding it in his gloved hands.] "though, not complaining. thank you."
"Happy birthday to me, I suppose. alright, back to work."
"Good to know i'm not the only one with this problem, surely slang and humor was a lot different when I was younger, so I suppose I can't entirely complain. Though I would be called old if I were to try to 'fit in', which i'd rather not."
Do you like skibidi toilet
"what is ... ski- skibidi.. toilet? Am I getting too old or is the younger generation moving fast with these new terms and slang??" [Literally squinted at the screen to read the word right.]
"oh dear, guess I've been too busy to give any updates to tell everyone a Merry Christmas/Holidays. well, it's still a bit early, but just in case I do forget to fill everyone in on that. It's soon to be my birthday as well, huh... i'm going to be old."