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Okay! You got me! I cheated! It’s shameful, but at least it’s honest work.
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Shawn: What a nice late night drive
Gus: Shawn. We are in an ambulance. It is 3:14 am. We are here because you drank a bottle of soap and ate a quarter. This is not a nice late night drive, this might be your last drive.
Forgot the word "apostrophe," could only remember the Psych joke, and straight-up googled the phrase "God's comma" to jog my memory.
Juliet: If you love something, set it free
Gus: If it comes back to you, it’s meant to be
Lassiter: If it doesn’t, hunt it down and kill it
Psych (2006) really is just "Hi, we're detectives with the police department, and here's this weird guy who follows us around. No we can't stop him. We like him. Also here's his best friend. We can't stop him either. We tried."
Chief Vick: Why are you four drenched in blood?!?!
Shawn: Um, Gus had a nosebleed?
Lassiter: Don’t worry. It’s not ours…
Chief Vick:
Chief Vick: Do you have any idea how much paperwork I’m going to have to do now?
Juliet: They’re just being dramatic, Chief. It’s not blood.
Gus: Shawn ran into a shelf while we were investigating a paint store.
Shawn: Okay, maybe I messed that up
Henry: Uh, yeah, that’s apparent
Shawn: Actually, you’re a parent
Henry:
Shawn: Mine, specifically
Stranger: Aww he's so cute!
Jules: Thanks, he's a rescue!
Lassie: Please stop telling people that O'hara.
Shawn: I'm going to eat a stick.
Gus: Please don't eat a stick.
Shawn: crunch
Shawn: I am beginning to think we made a mistake.
Gus: What gave it away? The guards, the sirens?
Gus: or oh, I don't know, THE gunshots?
The horses in his brain are not ok
Shawn: I sense… I feel… There’s something sinister and dark brewing nearby…
Gus: Shawn, that’s a coffee maker.
The whole way through 2x11 There’s Something About Mira, I kept hearing Mira as Mirror and it spawned this disaster of a pickup line.
Gus: (sees Mira)
Gus: Are you starting with the Man In The Mira? Because I am so into you…
Shawn: Dude. You literally just divorced.
Henry: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
Shawn: Dad, you've met my friends. Gus wouldn't set foot near a bridge without a parachute, Jules has too much of a will to live and Lassie would push me off before I got a chance to jump.
carlton lassiter definitely has a sign at his house that says “trespassers will be shot. survivors will be shot again.”
it is also specifically addressed to a certain psychic detective who keeps showing up uninvited, bearing gifts of pineapples, despite the increasingly growing number of signs which don’t seem to do anything.
absolutely love how in High Noon-ish when shawn and gus are trapped in the cave, there are multiple shovels and pickaxes just lying around, yet gus’ first thought is to tunnel his way out with a spoon
shawn & gus as patients of the week in ppth. house &shawn are having a deductive-reasoning-off & gus & foreman & chase are just watching each other & gus is doing his little thing where he tries to look very dignified but he was just intrduced as DJ Sizzl in m'Gutz (3 z's)
just to give yall an updated reminder about lassie’s lists:
this is his grocery/task list he gave to o’hara to do for him while he was recovering 😔
anyways for ur viewing pleasure:
Psych 2: Lassie Come Home
this is just my thoughts when looking thru! add ur thoughts!
Some of Shawn Spencer's old jobs
Apparently the USA website had a game concerning Shawn's resume. Here's the list that game revealed (Gotten here but thought I'd repost on Tumblr)
Obviously, the timeline has gotten a bit screwy in places (The first job is a bit sus: San Pedro is 3 hours from SB, bit far since should have still been in high school) as the show went on but we're missing half of his jobs so...
Lifeguard, San Pedro, CA (1994-1995)
Desk Clerk at Hampton Inn, Austin, TX (1995-1996)
Construction of Mardi Gras Parade Floats, Algiers, LA (1997-1998)
Water Ski Instructor, Silverton, CO (1998-1999)
Constituent Relations, El Paso, TX (1999)
Concession Vendor at Turner Field, Atlanta, GA (July 9-12, 2000)
Mystery Shopper, Santa Barbara (2000-2001)
Concessions Vendor at Safeco Field, Seattle, WA (July 8-12, 2001)
Driver, Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile, Madison, WI (2001-2002)
Concession Vendor at Miller Park, Milwaukee, AI (July 8-11, 2002)
Tour Guide at Graceland, Memphis, TN (2002)
Christmas Light Hanger, Santa Barbara, CA (2002)
Event Planner, Santa Barbara, CA (2003)
Concessions Vendor at Cellular Field, Chicago, IL (July 12-16, 2003)
Raft Guide, San Jose, Costa Rica (2003-2004)
Concessions Vendor at Minute Maid Park, Houston, TX (July 11-16, 2004)
Customer Service for Ben and Jerry's, Burlington, VT (2004)
Foot and Ankle model, Seattle, WA (2005)
Concessions Vendor at Comerica Park, Detroit, MI (July 10-15, 2005)
English Teacher, Kho Samui Thailand (2005)
Assistant Chair for Yacht Racing, Newport Beach, CA (2006)
Psych (2006)
We're not told when he worked in a candy store or at an acupuncture clinic or when he went to Argentina
Vick: Just tell me what happened.
Gus: Shawn stole my thesaurus!
Shawn: He peddles falsehoods.
They really put the ha into hanging on by a thread
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New mood just dropped: Gus standing uncomfortably in the background while Shawn and Lassiter… manhandle each other?
Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.📻🔥🧑⚖️)
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Shawn: Well, while you guys were over there being boring, I made us a theme song with my theramin!
Shawn: *plays a few opening notes*
Lassiter: *grabs it and tosses it into the middle distance*
Shawn: Hey! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good pocket theramin?
Lassiter: Oh, I’m counting on it
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Juliet: what’s a word stronger than ‘hot’?
Lassiter: ‘scalding’
Gus: ‘sultry’– no no, ‘torrid’
Shawn: ‘Shawn’
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*during season 1 episode 12*
Shawn: If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit