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7 months ago

This just happened

Me letting my friend read the prologue to my story: "So, what do you think?"

My friend: "Uh...I like... the words..."

Me:

My friend: *Blushing because she knows how dumb she sounds*


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2 months ago
Now Imagine The Sound Of A Scream Through A Bad Microphone And That Is How I Imagine Sonic Sounds Here

now imagine the sound of a scream through a bad microphone and that is how i imagine sonic sounds here bc it’s very bitter coffee


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9 months ago
Spinaraki Week

Spinaraki Week

Day 1 - "Game over"

In which Spinner fucks up the cobblestone generator on their first attempt at a skyblock world.


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1 month ago

bro im so jealous of birds bc fym u have the most majestic animal construction that inspired many creative art pieces and other artistic stuff

also you can fly

and look beautiful

this isn't fair

let me be a bird too 💔


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2 months ago

"never kill yourself" is perhaps my favourite meme these days. there will always be joy in your future and you just need to stick it out to find it


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6 months ago

Best thing my grandfather ever taught me is that you’ve gotta let yourself grunt and groan when you’re doing something difficult. Makes it easier.


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1 year ago

A scenario where a robot is trying to blend in with human society but has no knowledge of the modern day lingo:

Robot: In order to keep my human body stable, I must remember to eat time specific meals. So relatable.

Human Friend: You’re so real for that.

Robot: *slightly panicking* Of course I’m real, did anything I say make you doubt so?

Human Friend: o.O ?


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1 month ago
Need To Sit In His Lap Need Him To Cut My Steak Into Smaller Pieces For Me Need To Comb His Hair Need

need to sit in his lap need him to cut my steak into smaller pieces for me need to comb his hair need him to hold out his hand for me to take whenever we’re leaving one place to go to another whether that be outside in public or at home when he wants to go from the living room to the kitchen


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Deadbeat older sister


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1 year ago

And Bolt!! Bolt is good too!!

me watching literally anything: hm not as good as How To Train Your Dragon (2010)


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2 months ago

I'm not going to hold your hands when I say this. No, you don't deserve it, I'm going to pull your ears and SHOUT OUT LOUD: I'm TIRED of this fandom being UNABLE to interpret a text.

Kalim doesn't need to become a macho man who protects Jamil from everything, and he's not a "uwu boy" either. No, Kalim is a child who was emotionally neglected by his family, and INFANTILISED by them AND BY JAMIL. Do you know why Kalim is so incompetent? Because even Jamil doesn't let him TRY to act like a person, in the Lab Card he even says that HE CANNOT USE KNIVES TO COOK.

And God, why are we ignoring how much Jamil abused this ignorance? Jamil's outburst was fair, but it EFFECTIVELY makes Kalim act more childish and useless and also cuts away a lot of his own freedom.

Kalim has shown COUNTLESS TIMES, during the events and in the main story, that he is not helpless, stupid or incapable of learning. But it seems that when you see Jamil's point of view, which is not 100% reliable because duh, you completely ignore that Kalim accepted being used by Jamil because he thought it was okay if it was Jamil. You forget how much Kalim was tortured in his childhood, and even though he went through a lot, he is still treated as stupid and imbecile. Kalim is very capable, he improved his magic in a matter of months, he can easily make contacts and has the sense not to reveal who he really is to strangers. Besides, his kindness got many characters out of trouble.

JAMIL'S FANDOM MAKES ME WANT HIM TO DIED HARD AT THIS POINT.

It took Tapis Rouge to remind me that I actually really like Jamil's personality and his interactions.

I'm Not Going To Hold Your Hands When I Say This. No, You Don't Deserve It, I'm Going To Pull Your Ears

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3 months ago

Ong I need more people to hate on Knight of Dawn bro. It's quite a hypocrite that Henrik gets more hate than KoD when both plays a vital role for Briar Kingdom's almost downfall. He knew that colonialism is wrong but then he can't stop because of his future wife and his foster king father, like damn bro get some fuckin balls?? I'm so sick of seeing fanarts of him

You heard the Anon.

Ong I Need More People To Hate On Knight Of Dawn Bro. It's Quite A Hypocrite That Henrik Gets More Hate

This is the rallying cry for all the Dawn Knight's haters!

It's not the first take that berates this character and I can see where these feelings stem from. So this is the place for people to agree to now air their grievances.

Thank you for your take.


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1 month ago
Girl Helppp

girl helppp


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7 months ago
Oh Look, Just As Fast And Dirty As Any Other April 1st Gag Bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, Etc, FIX YOUR

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.


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1 year ago
People Need To Stop Having Beef W Him
People Need To Stop Having Beef W Him

people need to stop having beef w him


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1 year ago
I Don't Want To Go To Work Tomorrow

i don't want to go to work tomorrow


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2 months ago

do you remember when you used to call me that nickname?


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1 month ago

Do you ever just stare at water and think; "holy that looks so fantabulous I could drink like 100 gallons of that"? Like, genuinely, my mouth was fucking WATERING(pun intended), just from looking at a bottle of water.

--- btw why isn't there a tag specifically for water? Or if there is, why am I so blind to the point I can't find it?


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10 years ago
I Didn’t See This On My Dash At All Yesterday Or The Day Before, Which Made Me Sad, So I’m Posting

I didn’t see this on my dash at all yesterday or the day before, which made me sad, so I’m posting about it now.

That handsome young man right there? That’s Kwasi Enin, a high school student who was accepted to all eight Ivy League schools. Not one or two, but ALL OF THEM.

The 17-year-old violist and aspiring physician applied to all eight [Ivy League schools], from Brown to Yale.

The responses began rolling in over the past few months, and by late last week when he opened an e-mail from Harvard, he found he’d been accepted to every one. School district officials provided scanned copies of acceptance letters from all eight Monday. Yale confirmed that it was holding a spot for Enin. (x)

Kwasi is 11th in a class of 647 at William Floyd in New York, meaning he’s in the top 2% of his class. He scored 2,250 out of 2,400 points on the SAT. And by the time this kid graduates, he’ll have taken 11 AP courses. He’s also a musician who sings in his school’s a capella group and volunteers in his local hospital’s radiation department.

I just wanted to highlight this kid and his amazing achievements. He’s the kind of future our world needs.


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1 year ago

Me as a kid rubbing my fingers across the screen of my gba to pet my lv 67 Mightyena so it won't faint this turn & attack through confusion to finally beat the E4 having no knowledge of type matchups or proper teambuilding but relying solely on the power of love & friendship (&RNG) to win

Me As A Kid Rubbing My Fingers Across The Screen Of My Gba To Pet My Lv 67 Mightyena So It Won't Faint

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3 months ago

Every artist's struggle 😔

art block era!

errr yeah. jgxnifvkkusvjyfvbj.


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me after shutting out any public perception of south park and isolating my experience to my super secret tumblr blog

Me After Shutting Out Any Public Perception Of South Park And Isolating My Experience To My Super Secret

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6 months ago

sabolaw btw. for those wondering


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1 month ago

Tired of people saying he's a sweetheart, Bartholemew Henry Allen the 2nd is a dickhead in his soul and THATS why we love him

Tired Of People Saying He's A Sweetheart, Bartholemew Henry Allen The 2nd Is A Dickhead In His Soul And

I laughed so hard drawing this no way the quality is any decent


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1 year ago
EXISTS

EXISTS

Designing Some Funky Lil Dudes

designing some funky lil dudes


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11 months ago

i'm ok with being human shaped if I can do it eerily. with an unsettling air about it.


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2 months ago

the day society comes to its senses and I can go to the bathroom again without having to smell some kind of artificial fruit vape from the next stall over is the day I find inner peace


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