Real - Blog Posts
The senate has the chance to do the funniest thing this Ides of March
I would do many crimes if it meant gym leader Katy would give me a chance but we don’t have time to unpack all of that
fuck 'making a spotify playlist for me' if u really love me you'd burn a cd full on my favorite songs, probably get 4 viruses then give it to me
I think the true beauty of art school is listening to & Juliet in full 3 times while at the labs. Makes time seem a lot shorter! (I spent 8 hours at the labs today and & Juliet is the only thing still keeping me sane)
“im worried about you” okay??? im dancing??? walking?? rearranging furniture???
i'm a big man but if Captain Price says i'm his pretty little missus then by golly i am his pretty little missus
Nsfw
Oh yeah also Nikto gets off being someone's pillar, aka if u come to him crying and asking him to hold you. He will, but he's trying so hard not to moan when you murmur thank you's into his skin.
Pulling back a earthy whine when you bury your head into his now sensitive neck, hiding the boner thats very much leaking and making a fucking mess on his shorts. Holding you close to his side ever so silently while he lets you sob it out. Just making sure you latch onto him first before he latches onto you.
My Family On Thanksgiving
Parent 1: Okay, let’s all go around the table and say something we were thankful for this year! Who wants to start?
Me: *as I stand up, everyone groans in annoyance* I’m thankful… for Hit. I am thankful for Android 17, who’s wish brought Hit back to us. I am thankful for Akira Toriyama, who created the Dragon Ball Universe of which Hit is a part. I am thankful to donuts, for the joy they bring Hit. I’m thankful for Hit’s gorgeous face and sparkling personality. I’m thankful for the talented actors who voice Hit-
Parent 2: Okay then! …anyone else thankful for anything?
Me: I’m also thankful for Universe 6-
My Whole Family: SHUT UP.
i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.
"What does your tattoo mean????"
Sit down, I'm going to tell you a fucked up story about a fictional talking horse, or a gay nineteen-year-old furry with a cracky voice, depending on which of my knees you're asking about
"You're as beautiful as the day I lost you."
personal headcanon: Orion fell in love with D-16 and had planned on confessing to him but lost the opportunity do so through the events of the movie BUT even as Optimus and Megatron he still held feelings for him.
turtles are turtles
They should invent a way to kill yourself that doesn’t disappoint anyone
happy lesbian day to this canon queen
I’m all for Tighnari getting recast.
Elliot Gindi is a monster who should have never been allowed to have a platform.
My condolences go out to everyone he’s ever hurt.
everyone, from characters in the manga to fandom: hawks just...optimistic isn't he? Wow, Horikoshi is just not going to make him reckon with what he did, continue on thinking he was right to murder twice, continue his parasocial and creepy obsession with Endeavor and the Todoroki family, wow his writing is SHIT.
horikoshi: *literally NAMES JIN HUMANITY AND MAKES KEIGO KILL HIM IN THE NAME OF DUTY*
horikoshi: *draws this man getting progressively loose and deranged with his facial expressions WHEN HE STARTED OFF HIDING THEM KNOWINGLY FROM PEOPLE*
Horikoshi: *likely asked the people in the anime and Yuki Hayashi (i believe music is composed before animation might be wrong) to specifically frame the scene a certain way just in case people got the wrong idea*
Horikoshi: *draws hawks screaming they have to kill twice again NEARLY EXACTLY LIKE HE DREW DABI MANICLY TALKING IN A VOLUME EXTRA, LIKE A PANEL TWIN, DID THE SAME FOR SPINNER WHO HE'S ALSO SHOWN PROGRESSIVELY GETTING WORSE AND WORSE AND LOSING HIMSELF*
Horikoshi: *word for word makes Hawks talk about liking Jin in the same way Toga does when she wants to "become" someone and they both use the same language when they tell someone they like them*
Everyone:*sigh* well, that's it with hawks then, he's just going to live in denial forever. or maybe he wasn't even wrong????
I love this scene
i want slow kisses and slow thrusting until it gets so wet and sticky and messy between us that he’s smiling between each kiss because he can hear it