Reblogs And Shitposts - Blog Posts
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
Insurance people: Hello, we are trying to reach you about your car—
Jen: *slams phone onto receiver* NOPE.
I need to know: How much does Jennifer Walters pay in car insurance each month?
There is no version of snapshot that can save her.
Very important, actually, but I’m sure y’all can tell.
Nothing important... Just admiring Natasha Romanoff :)
Ched: “I didn’t want you to tell Bruce about my firing!”
Rebecca: “I didn’t tell him!”
Ched: “Well then who did?!”
Bruce: “Nat heard you whining, she was hiding out the garage!”
Natasha: “…I wasn’t hiding! I was checking the oil.”
Rebecca: “I hope you’re happy Ched! You’ve done this yourself. Now EVERYBODY knows. Are you happy now?!”
Yelena: *sipping her beer* “I’m getting happy!”
Don’t you love it when you draw a good eye and then when you go to the second one it sucks?
Day 12: Favorite ship.
Light shines out their asses.
Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks
A PSA that anything posted on Tumblr should stay on Tumblr?
I’m see so many of those who have left the warmth of the Tumblr cult sharing important content with the outside world that the world was never meant to see.
If you’re going to share, at least have the curtesy of blocking out the username. Many LBGTQA+ find solace and safety on this holy ground. Please allow them to do so.
In addition, you never know if you’re sharing content of a minor. Yes it’s the internet, but this is a standard Tumblr rule you’re expected to follow.
ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something
Rb to give the person you rbed from a warm blanket and their preferred warm drink
You’re awesome and fantastic and you deserve to have good things happen to you.
In case nobody has told you that yet today, consider this your official reminder.
reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
i could escape the narrative actually. rip to the rest of you but i'm gonna get out of here.
Tony: What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made?
Clint: I insulted Bruce in front of Natasha.
And if only I had the talent to write it...
Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that fanfiction an back-stories for every character and you get frikin’ feels about that universe and it’d be the most coolest thing if you could just be bothered to frikin’ write it.
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
They’re trying to convince everyone that the temperature will be doubling, of course. Nobody believes them, though.
The president is being an idiot about it, and the Canadian prime minister is promising he’ll do something even though they’re in debt.
The Europeans are, of course, busy with the war being so close, and nobody really wants to believe that in 162 years, the world would be that hot. And even if they did, we’d be long gone by then.
Mission failure. They did, however, start an eco-saving company that slowed down the temp a little.
It would be an honour to be maimed by one of these ladies.
#Step on me, ladies
isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...
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