Redacted Tank - Blog Posts
Tank makes 'that's what she said' jokes in the middle of pack meetings btw.
Every pack meeting, asher and Tank have a competition on who can flip david off the most times without him noticing
Ok, so I'm gonna TRY to make this make sense, so hang with me here for a minute.
Tank smoked weed when they were a teenager. Not because they wanted to act out or go against their parents, no, no, because they wanted to bond with them. One night (ew y tf does it sound like a fairytale, oops, sorry anyways) they came back from school, and tossed their backpack in the corner and walked in the living room, they were met with their dad on the couch, smoking a blunt, something they were used to by now, when they sat down he looked over at them and said ''Here'' while holding the blunt out to them, they stared for a minute before looking up at him and asking ''What?''. ''Here.'' he repeated more firmly. They stared for another second before reluctantly taking the blunt. They looked up at him with a conflicted expression before taking a small drag of the blunt and coughing. ''Fuck!'' They exclaimed. 'How the hell does he smoke this shit every day?' They thought to themselves. Their thoughts were cut short at their dad's laugh and an arm being slung around their shoulder. They paused, looking at him with wide eyes. In that moment, they thought they were dreaming. Their dad was laughing. Genuinely laughing. He never laughed. Not in their presence anyway. They thought it could've been the weed, but they couldn't bring themselves to care. They never thought they've smiled so big before. And after a minute, they laughed, too, leaning into him. Enjoying this moment with their father. A moment they never thought they'd live in their entire life.
Tank orders tenders and fries, and no one can convince me anything else.
I feel like Tank gives the pack dog breed nicknames. Like 'Terrier' (Border Terrier specifically)' for milo or 'Dane' for david or 'Collie' for asher (maybe even 'Weasel' for asher) And 100% just 'Bitch' for christian
The pack has seen each other naked at least once btw.
David and Tank have little flexing matches when no one is looking
It gives early Tank, does it not??
Tank lived off these for months on end at some point in their life
David, milo, asher, and Tank did one of those exchange shirt thingy's (Idk wtf to call it, but you'll get what I mean.)
Asher got milo this. (Milo didn't get to crash out because asher started laughing before he even seen it)
Milo got asher this. (Asher took this as a compliment)
David got Tank this. (Angel helped him pick it out)
And Tank got david this. (He stared at the shirt for about a minute before scoffing and looking up at Tank, who was laughing their ass off, and telling them that it isn't that funny)
Fuck sam with glasses (literally). WHAT ABOUT TANK WITH GLASSES? YEAH, INSTANTLY ON MY KNEES.
Asher and Tank?
I NEED more asher and Tank. RIGHT NOW.
Asher and Tank go on car rides together whenever they have time and just enjoy each others company.
WAIT WAIT WAIT!! TANK AND ANGEL ARE SO THEM, STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
I just feel like darlin's shit talking is diabolical. Like insulting your whole family tree, animals included type shi. Like ''fuck you and your dumbass dead dog too bitch, ik that mug was crusty as fuck, probably named it peanut because it looked like your grandpappies dried up nut, hoe tf''
Tank calls Angel 'Angelcake' or 'Angelface' just to irritate david
Tank definitely be slinging an arm around Angel's shoulder while looking at David with the most smug 'I'm taking your bitch' look known to man.
Tank has laughed at a kid falling face flat more than anyone could count on two hands.
These made me think of Tank
Ok see you in another 7 months Redacted Tumblr
darlin / tank mewhehe
art credits : @stars4krios pls follow him
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MY FAV REDACTED COUPLE!!
I saw this meme template and I just had to
NO DARLIN, YOU GOT THIS BBGðŸ˜
Redacted Sexiest Listener Tournament!
Most Important Rule: This is a Sexiest Listener Tournament. Not a Favorite Listener Tournament. I don't care if your favorite Listener is in the matchup. If their opponent is sexier, you must vote for the sexier of the two
I'm saying it now, Tank's gonna come in first & Sweetheart in second. I know it, you know it, we all know it.
Redacted Sexiest Listener Tournament!
Most Important Rule: This is a Sexiest Listener Tournament. Not a Favorite Listener Tournament. I don't care if your favorite Listener is in the matchup. If their opponent is sexier, you must vote for the sexier of the two
Angel and/or Lovely
i love rare pairs w darlin tell me ur fav or there will be consequences (read in evil intimidating voice)
My favorite ultra-specific character type is "this fucked up little man clearly just needs a consensual BDSM relationship and some therapy and he'd be fine, but that is very much not what happens in this story."