Roronoa Zoro - Blog Posts
One Piece is so fucking stupid. Especially the Enies Lobby arc.
Demon God Zoro, who can conjure the image of a war god through sheer force of will, has had his tits out for three arcs. He's fighting a giant giraffe. They exchange 1-2 blows then stand around and talk for 5 minutes.
Sanji, a monster who fights only with his legs because hands are too valuable to a chef to damage, got turned into a literal bar of soap because he refused to hit a woman. This is not a good thing, as the woman assisted in kidnapping his friend and crewmate.
Nami controlos the weather. No, she doesn't have powers. In fact, she's just a normal person and often runs away from battles (frankly, same, girl. Leave the fighting to the fucking freaks on your team). She just has a Really Cool Stick that makes weird weather shit happen.
Usopp is pretending to be a superhero because he's too cowardly to talk about his feelings with his captain after they had a big fight. His alter ego is Sniper King and he wears a goofy mask, and he sings his own theme song. He also nearly got killed by a furry.
Chopper had to turn himself into an eldritch beast to win a fight against an annoying theater kid.
Franky nearly died as a child because he thought he could stop a train by hugging it. He turned himself into a cyborg, but...only the front half. His backside still bleeds. He's also powered by cola. Using vegetable juice rather than cola turns him into an annoying health nut, btw.
Luffy is getting his ass beat by a man who, for the entire arc before this, had a pigeon speak for him. Pigeon man is also a furry. There's a lot of furries this arc.
Robin is being tormented by a purple-haired clown (not really a clown, because shockingly that's a distinction that needs to be made and there's a BLUE haired clown elsewhere), who is trying to drag her to jail for the crime of...not dying when her island was blown off the map. Her solution? Bite the edge of the fucking bridge so he can't move her. And it's fucking working. Her jaw is strong enough to stop a full grown man from dragging her away (at least for a few minutes).
Two good SBS questions
while thinking about the kind of questions that tends to appear in SBS I came up with two questions that would fit pretty great, the questions themselves are;
What dog breed would each of the straw hats own?
If someone would speak the poneglyph language out loud, what kind of dialect would it sound similar to?
the only problem is, one: I don't write letters and therefore have zero clue how the whole proses works. two:... I can't Japanese
This is why I'm writing this since I hope on getting someone's attention who fully agrees on how valid each of the questions are and themselves be able to write a letter to Oda
That hands post going around just made me realize that there's this incredible thing Iñaki does with his hands as Luffy where he is never content to just touch things. He can never just grab something and let go. He strokes things. He gently runs his fingers across them, like he wants to touch as much of them as possible. And nowhere is this more apparent than with Zoro. Like
Iñaki, why. why would Luffy need to run his fingers along the entire length of Zoro's calf.
why is Luffy stroking Zoro's titty in this incredibly emotional moment
Just. The whole thing.
The only thing I can come up with is that touch is just a Luffy Love Language, with the softest, gentlest touches being reserved for those who are truly special to him.
And no one is more special to him than Zoro.
zoro rkgk
Day 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, and 29 of drawing till I’m good
(Plus a painting)
Day 22 of drawing till I’m good.
Tiny Zosan while I work on my drawing of bigger Zosan
Update (zosan is coming)
Not dead, just not single 😋. I’ve been busy and just really sick/tired overall. BUT. I shall draw more soon.
Day 21 of drawing till I’m good.
What? Excuse just to try out my acrylic markers again? Noooo…
Day 20 of drawing till I’m good.
Idea from @bitsofzosanfluff
Day 19 of drawing till I’m good.
Uhhhh this was really rushed and I had zero ideas
Day 18 of drawing till I’m good.
Zosan/Sanzo comic anyone? Zoro angst? ☕️
(Not me forgetting Sanji’s beard)
Day 17 of drawing till I’m good. (Technically done before 16)
Was testing my paint markers. Also might draw a Zosan double pose like day 16 drawing.
Honestly me too
(I saw this and squealed.)
local swordsman uses his feminine side to get free booze
Day 15 of drawing till I’m good.
I drew Zoro and Sanji. The one next to it was my reference.
Day 14 of drawing till I’m good.
Zoro had a nightmare.
Day 12 of drawing till I’m good
This might be a double post day with Zoro and/or Sanji in skirts if I feel like it….
Day nine of drawing till I’m good.
*Curly brow, not understanding how he’s losing to me.
*Me whose been feeding the pieces to Luffy when he’s not looking.
Day 5 of drawing till I’m good
Have tiny Sanji because I felt sick and couldn’t draw anything for Zoro’s birthday
Zosan fic
I keeping thinking of a zosan fic and I don’t know the name or author. It’s where Sanji and Zoro are married but Sanji doesn’t want to be, and Zoro won’t divorce him. Please, J keeping thinking about how Sanji just yelled about wanting a divorce. It’s a before canon marriage. Help please.
Edit: alr now I’ll take some recommendations for fics lol
Wait I REALLY like this one 🫢
goth family bed time :)
(click for better quality // no reposts please but reblogs are greatly appreciated // please do not tag as ship)
Some OP men, did this while half asleep and off memory of what everyone looks like. Gods it’s been awhile since I’ve drawn, been stuck in Artblock recently </3
Straw Hat Crew - 003
Third illustration of my series of drawings representing the OPLA cast members as the straw hats from photoshoots.
I can imagine the dialogue from this illustration:
All the straw hats: "Zoro is a marimo." Luffy whispering in Zoro's ear: "I wish Sanji would cook me some meat..." Zoro: "...What...??"
The links to my two previous drawings of the OPLA cast:
Straw Hat Crew - 001 | Straw Hat Crew - 002
(Also, Sanji is still so cute! >O<)
Open Collab - Sanji & Zoro
This illustration is an open collab with @marimoagent. This is my second time doing an open collab, so I'm still new at it, but I find it really fun and interesting.
I'm not a zosan shipper but I love their friendship. I love the fact that despite all the bickering, they care and protect each other. I've always seen Zoro as the protector of the crew. He doesn't talk too much, but he doesn't need words, only actions! Sanji trusts him to protect the others (and himself). Especially, if you've read or seen Wano arc, you know what I mean.
For this illustration, I only drew Sanji, the rest is @marimoagent's art. I wanted to draw him in his Onigashima outfit. It's one of his best suit in my humble opinion. This carmine colour is so pretty. I hope you accept contribution from a Sanji & Zoro friendship lover, @marimoagent :). (Also, your Zoro wearing Sanji's kimono is SOOO handsome! It suits him very well) Thank you for this open collab <3
Straw Hat Crew - 002
I found a picture of the cast playing the OPLA and couldn't resist making it a drawing! I changed the outfits they're wearing a little bit though :) I can't wait for season 2!! And, of course, Sanji-kun is so cute in this <3 (as always hehe)
Straw Hat Crew - 001
I've been a fan of One Piece for more than 15 years now! I love this manga so much and I can't thank Oda-san enough for giving me the dream of becoming an illustrator <3 Sanji is my most beloved character. I love his personality, his design, his story, etc. I think his kindness is what made me love him. His smile is contagious and I understand why Luffy wanted him to be the cook of his crew.