Roxie Hart - Blog Posts

Okay but like,

Why am I lowkey starting to head cannon Angel's voice claim as Roxie Hart (Renée Zellweger) from Chicago (2002), like

I know in the movie Roxie doesn't have a Boston accent, but I think it just sounds like her, idk. And I can imagine Angel singing her own little cover of the song 'Roxie' somewhere down the line of her music career. But make it... 'Angel'.

As always, have a fantabulous day/night!

HEAVY on this as a recently casted girl-kisser roxie

Roxie Hart, esp movie Roxie, is a girl kisser

Think about it

All the musical numbers on the movie are her imagination trying to cope w the situation, right?

SHE'S the one putting these gorgeous women in sexy outfits

SHE'S the one who imagines a whole ass musical number about Queen Latifah being a sugar mama

That is NOT heterosexual behavior!!!

If we could get Muppets Chicago

And if we could get Muppets Chicago and have Roxie Hart be the token human

And if we could get Muppets Chicago and have Roxie Hart be the token human and Kermit the Frog as Billy Flynn

That would mean that in Muppets Chicago we would have a muppet using a human as a puppet during We Both Reached For The Gun and that would be the peak of cinema

ROXIE HART!!

I watched Chicago recently and omg??? One of my new favourite movies!!!! It’s so good? I defo recommend it to anyone!!!!