Salmon Run - Blog Posts
I accidentally left my favorite hat on the boat before we got the helicopter, is that still here?
We regret to inform you that there is no hat on the boat. However, there have been reports of a Smallfry running around in a comically large hat, maybe you’ll be able to catch him on your next shift.
Grizzco is not responsible fornwhat happens to employee property
Whoever keeps stealing my salmon ‘n egg sandwich from the fridge needs to stop
Dear employees,
Due to…recent events we have “decided” to make this announcement;
I can’t believe i have to say this but you cant “tame” the Horrorboros. Im looking at you, Dave.
Attention employees,
This is HR speaking. Due to reports of some activities that can only be described as reckless, stupid and sometimes illegal we have decided to incorporate ourselves more and hopefully put an end to this bullshit problem.
Should the already mentioned reckless, stupid and sometimes illegal behaviour occur we will inform you about it; the notes will be hung outside of our building. Should this behaviour continue you will be demoted.
With kind regards,
-HR
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SPLATOON MENTION 🗣️🗣️ Thank you @loolilyumm for letting me use her inkling OC for this, please please please go check out her stuff if you like Splatoon
A phone wallpaper of a friend of mine's DnD character, who is a triton (based on a Salmonid from Splatoon 3's Salmon Run! He's a very chaotic barbarian named Salm lol
I just had to fight Horrorboros in High Tide.
I didn’t know that could happen wtf
made a cover/transcription of one of my favorite splatoon songs! :3 i wanna make music in their style so i did this as a bit of a study, hope u enjoy!!
huge shoutout to StarryAsh on musescore for their great transcription of the harmonies in this song