Santana Lopez - Blog Posts

i’m a hot girl i do hot shit

So purely on vibes I matched ND members with musicals I’ve seen in person (included high school productions because I needed more shows). There is no real reason to any of these I just went with what felt right, in order of when I saw the shows...

Wicked - Kurt Hummel

Aladdin - Mike Chang

Anything Goes - Santana Lopez

Cinderella - Finn Hudson

Hamilton - Noah Puckerman

Lightning Thief - Sam Evans

Kinky Boots - Blaine Anderson

Anastasia - Tina Cohen-Chang

All Shook Up - Artie Abrams

Chicago - Quinn Fabray

Les Miserables - Mercedes Jones

Phantom of the Opera - Rachel Berry

The Drowsy Chaperone - Brittany Pierce

does anyone ever think about the death toll that Glee has??? Like, why is everyone that was in it just dropping like flies?? was it a curse for being in the show? Like, Naya Rivera (Santana), Cory Monteith (Finn), Mark Salling (Puck), Robin Trocki (Sue's sister, Jean), Olivia Newton-John, and a LOAD of other people who only stared in one episode like judges at Nationals or Sectionals.

Whatever it is, I sure hope that Jonathan Groff does not fall prey to it because he is my idol and i need him to live

more squad stuff yippee (someone save sugar pls)

The Yellowjackets as glee plotlines with no explanation

Shauna: Sebastian blinding Blaine by throwing rock salt at him, then subsequently arguing with Santana by singing “smooth criminal”

Jackie: Making two student have sex so that they could be better at a high school level play

Nat: Terry Schuster getting the kids high in school

Lottie: Finn thinking there was Jesus in his grilled cheese sandwich

Taissa: Blaine wanting to propose to Kurt when they weren’t even together (he also cheated on Kurt and dated his high school bully)

Van: Brittany agreeing to be shot out of a canon so the cheerios could win a high school level cheerleading contest

Mari: Terri Schuester faking a pregnancy, then trying to get Quinn to give her kid to her/ kitty giving Marley an eating disorder

Misty: Mercedes throwing a brick to destroy Kurt’s car after he didn’t reciprocate her crush (he’s gay)

Laura Lee: There was a gas leak and Blaine imagined all of his friends to be muppets and they sang “what does the fox say”

Coach Ben: Mr. Schue fighting to allow the kids to twerk in school

Travis: Brittany becoming a math genius the year after she had a 0.0 GPA

This is so fucking cool

What do you say you and I reunite a little threesome… called THE UNHOLY TRINITY

"I don't identify as genderfluid. I *am* genderfluid. I identify as a bitch," - Loki, Marvel Comics & "The only straight I am is straight up bitch," - Santana Lopez, Glee have the same vibes.

Favorite Glee character meme: [2/5] outfits

thread of my favorite glee gifs cause i need to delete them from my phone, but i also don't wanna lose them - pt.2 and final

7. no comments 👁

6. quinn is a lesbian in my heart but sam was def the best bf she had

5. half of the new direction kids wanted rachel and i truly understand them.

4. her smile could def replace the sun

3. brittana my beloved...

2. faberry my beloved...

1. forever my favorite gif LMAO

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once again, all credits to the original owners

Glee fanart? In THIS day and age?

Yay

VOTE FOR BRITTANA

The Ultimate Glee Ship Tournament: FINALS!!!

This poll will last a week - and I'll reblog with the winner at the end of it. Just a reminder that this is all in fun - these are both great ships who deserve to be here. Play nice!

reasons why santana lopez IS a lesbian

(written by a lesbian aka me)

i'm gonna start off by saying, the line “i'm attracted to girls, i'm attracted to guys” was a blatant lie. here's why:

after shagging finn in season one episode fifteen (the power of madonna), the first thing she did was ask for a burger??? like girl why was that your first thought 😭😭

also, she can be seen briefly breaking up with puck in one of the episodes (i'm not sure when) solely because he got low credit scores like wow... no sweetie, it's not “what i need AS woman”, it's “what i need IS a woman”-

she keeps telling the club that finn's kissing was not worth a buck, or that he was bad at sex. i dunno, have you considered... maybe you're not into guys??

or the fact that when she was dating sam, she wrote a whole song dissing at how big his lips were 😭

then comes blame it on the alcohol. she drunk-cried and called quinn “prettier than her”.... or when she basically made out with sam to get back at brittany for dating artie (it's pretty obvious tbh)

her basically saying that puck without the missing mohawk didn't turn her on is as good as just saying “i'm not into you, i never was”

speaking of which, when puck got to juvie (keep in mind they were sort of?? dating at that time) the first thing we see her doing is... making out with brittany, and she didn't care about that man at all. like girl, at least PRETEND to care 😭

also, look at the way she and brittany interacted in season one, she was never that loving with puck or sam (unless she was trying to make someone else jealous)

then there's her explaining how she ALWAYS cheated on the guys she dated (and never felt bad), and when it came to brittany, or dani, for that matter, she would either feel bad about cheating on them, or wouldn't cheat on them at all