no literally, I’m so obsessed with their duoship. Especially considering how much Xavier looks after Simon so Simon doesn’t fuck up his own life and future. Like when Nicole was all “why aren’t we telling Simon about Janet returning?!?” and Xavier telling her that Simon would bolt and get his ass suspended so fast 😭😭😭 I need more spiraling Simon x reasonable Xavier moments fr pls don’t fail me season 2 🙏
xavier and simon weren't really the duo I thought I needed, not by a long shot, but their trust exercise in ep4 really sealed the deal for me. like yes thank you actually I do need more moments with simon being too stressed out and xavier being the shrug emoji about it. they balance each other so well, it's hilarious.
Xavier, laughing: Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s so embarrassing—
Simon: We’re literally married.
Xavier: Do you want to know your gay name?
Simon: My... my gay name?
Xavier: Yeah, it's your first name-
Simon: Haha. Very funny Xavier-
Xavier, getting down on one knee: And my last name.
Simon: Oh- oh my god.
Simon: I fell—
Xavier: From heaven?
Simon: No, I literally fell—
Xavier: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Simon: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Xavier: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Xavier: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Simon: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Simon: How much did you spend on this date?
Xavier: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
We’re all alike I swear 💀 I have a savier fic coming out soon (read as: eventually)! I swear I need to read them together so badly, someone PLEASE step up and bless our eyes 🥺🙏 I’ll love u forever
um so where the fuck are all the simon x xavier edits at….like y’all ain’t seeing the gay chemistry between them…they’re bfs 🫶
and nicole and claire are gfs. and so are rhonda & quinn…like??? they’re all gay 2 me.
Simon: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Xavier: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Simon: Seize the dick.
Xavier: You look good in that hoodie.
Simon: You know where else I'd look good?
Xavier, zero hesitation: My bed.
Simon, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
*Xavier and Simon skipping stones on lake*
Xavier: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Simon, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
Simon, Nicole, and Claire are sitting on a bench
Xavier: Why do you guys look so sad?
Simon: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Xavier sits down*
Simon: The bench is freshly painted.
Claire: Truth or dare?
Simon: Dare
Claire: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Simon: Hey Nicole
Nicole, blushing: Yeah?
Simon: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Xavier
Simon: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Xavier: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Simon: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Nicole: Simon isn’t answering his phone
Xavier: I’ll call
Nicole: Claire and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Simon: Hello?