Shark - Blog Posts

His name is:

it has been over a weak and there has only been one response. I hereby name my bread shark Gerald fantasia Markaplier Shark Matpat the third.

name my bread shark.

Comment a name suggestion, most popular one wins. Rules: no nsfw, slurs, or swears/curses, please.

happy shark awareness day!

Have you ever seen marine life as wicked as this in the aquarium? Nah I didn't think so! I'll be selling these as stickers locally in the next week, more information on that later!

🙏Please donate a small amount that may save my father's life, only 73€ left to buy my father's treatment, his doctor's appointment is tomorrow, please do not ignore my message and do not hesitate to help me❤️‍🩹

Account No. 9 due to repeated deletion😭💔

✅My campaign is verified by: @gaza-evacuation-funds

Hello! I can't donate unfortunately so I'll share instead, I sincerely hope you reach your goal! May Allah protect you and your family! 💕💕

THIS is AMAZING!!!

THE WHOLE WORLD should know about this!

Great job En!

Power. Death. Humanity. Gods.

What do you believe is the cause of gods killing humanity over and over again? Humanity disrespecting the gods? Humans commiting so much sin? Humanity believing they can be without gods? No. No. No. It is because the gods fear us. They know that strength humanity can achieve when they gather together, when they work as one to fulfill whatever ambition they desire to have. The gods know this all too well. Why did God strike the Tower of Babel? Why did he force all of humanity to speak in difference? Because God saw humanity and their hubris and decided to teach them a lesson? No. He feared what humanity becoming powerful. GOD DREADED OUR POWER, HE KNEW HIS DAY OF DEATH WOULD COME AT THE HANDS OF HIS GREATEST CREATION - HUMAN MORTALS. We built the tower not to show our greatness, but to reach God AND OVERTAKE HIS THRONE. HE KNEW WE WOULD ACHIEVE IT, HE AND HIS OMNISCIENCE SAW THE TRUTH, HE SAW HE WOULD PERISH AT THE HANDS OF OURS. THAT. THAT IS WHAT THE DESTRUCTION OF THE TOWER MEANS - THE PREVENTION OF REVOLUTION, THE PREVENTION OF HIS INEVITABLE DEMISE. HE CHANGED OUR TONGUES TO PREVENT US FROM BUILDING THE TOWER FROM SCRATCH AND CONQUERING HEAVEN. HE KNOWS WE WILL OVERTAKE HIM, JUST AS KRONOS KNEW HIS CHILDREN WOULD DO THE SAME. AND THE FLOOD? THE GREAT FLOOD? HE SAW HUMANITY ACHIEVING GREAT POWER. HE REMEMBERED WHAT NEARLY HAPPENED ALL THOSE YEARS AGO. THE OVERTHROWING OF GOD. And so what did he decide to do? Of course, kill all of humanity. However, a flood would kill all animals as well. How did God solve this problem? Simple. He just needed a pair of each animal to continue their lineage, but such a thing is a bit too beneath God of all beings, so he had a person *cough* Noah *cough* make a safe place for the animals and gather them there. Foolish God was letting a human of all things remain on his beloved Earth. This will become his undoing. Eons later came the plagues, OH THE PLAGUES: BUBONIC, BLACK DEATH AND EVEN MORE AND MORE (totally didn't forget what more were there). YES HUMANITY PERISHED FROM DISEASE, SURE THIRD OF EUROPE MET THE END, BUT WE LEARNED, WE GREW, WE BECAME MORE POWERFUL. EVEN NOW PANDEMICS COME AND GO, NEVER AFFECTING US HOW THEY ONCE HAVE. ALL THOSE WERE ATTEMPTS OF GOD TRYING TO DESTROY US, TO PREVENT US FROM DESTROYING HIM. WITH EACH EVENT HE BRINGS, WE DIE, WE LIVE, WE BECOME BETTER. SOON HE WILL HAVE NOTHING THAT WILL POSE A THREAT AND THAT IS WHEN HE WILL MEET HIS CREATIONS. HUMANITY WITH THEIR DETERMINATION FOR WHAT THEY DESIRE, THEIR RELENTLESS STRUGGLE TO ACHIEVE WHAT THEY LOVE. WE WILL DO WHAT WE MUST TO GAIN IT ALL. AS GOD SHAPED THE STARS, SKY, DAY AND NIGHT. AS HE MOLDED HUMANS, BIRDS, FROGGIES, TUTELS, SNEKS AND MORE. AMONG THEM WAS SHORK. OH ME BELOVED SHORK. I, WITH MY LOVE FOR SHORKIE, WILL GAIN THE POWERS TO RIVAL GOD HIMSELF. AS HUMANITY HAS DONE THE SAME, WE CREATE BEINGS TO SERVE US, WE FORCED THIS PLANET TO DO WHAT WE WISH THEM TO DO. WE ARE THE OUR OWN GODS AND SOON THE ONLY. My fascination with blåhaj will give me the strength, the will, the prowess to fight God and win. THE POWER OF SHORK DEMANDS THAT I BECOME GREATNESS, KNOWLEDGE WILL BE MY BLOOD, FLESH WILL BECOME BUT MATERIAL WHEN I WEAR THE COAT OF GOD. I LOVE SHORKS AAAAAA

It's deepexe event! We draw .exe in the form of sea creatures!

Oh, forgot to mention-

A literal shark. Can’t stop, won’t stop. Someone help her.

I wanna give eyefestation belly rubbs so bad ;/

Now, who would I be if I didn't follow up on my own post, eh? Gotta flex that radioactive shark :]

And heres the flats becaaaaaause I like them. Probably more than the finished tbh

Goodnight …. Huahjaa

@severeddreamz @mashedmangos meows

Everyone post a random picture from your gallery,this is a tag game yes

@fymo-blogs @the-real-gmail @totally-china @dhampirdreamerz @france-unofficial

Helllooo people of JAWS tumblr ! !

I got a new pen recently and I am absolutely CRAZYYY over it, so I made some doodles with it :3

Featuring a couple of silly characters from other stuff !!

Also, I’m still REALLY bad at drawing them, if you couldn’t tell.. I’m trying to figure out my own artstyle and, and how I can make it more diverse with features, bodies, and what not, so yeah. I apologize if any of them are twinks </3

would give anything to be invited to this

"Hello Georgie, how about you rid on my back inside of the little paper boat?"

Chris Austin on Instagram

I want a hug from terry real bad

Terry understands if you feel sad

Fish Wizard

The votes are in, yall wanted leonard. Here he is. He'll do your ocean taxes.