Silly - Blog Posts
If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."
"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
"I have powerful wizard magics."
Gets them every time
Hiiii!
-Wrenchy (custom dandys world oc, be nice to him :( )
we are very nice to him trust
Lemme be honest--
A lot of things make me mad, and when I mean a lot, I mean a LOT
One of them is when the mouth doesn't match the words.
...
AUGHH--😠
I literally have to watch Squid Game in Korean with subtitles bc like-- I just CANT watch it in English!😣
Not to mention, Korean js sounds amazing--
And I see a lot of people watch it in English and it's just like... how?!
GIVE ME YOUR SKILLS😣💔
I also never noticed that I've watched Villainous in English once for like the whole show, and I've never noticed the way the lines don't fit
I needa rewatch it to feel satisfied again☹️
I added you into my besties list :3
AWWWWW RANDOMMM:D🫶
(I saw on ur thing that um I not on ur "Call me Rat" list so uh imma js call you random:3)
the way I was also was panicking when I almost got killed “NONONONO NOOO!!” HAHAHA
FRR😭😭
I love those silly birds at the Walmart lawn decor section ahahhah
It's me as a little lawn bird here's pictures of them for context actually
mario
Long story short, I'm not allowed In the Supermarket anymore.
Dj furbs eating pizza (attempting to)
Okay but seriously dj is so underrated we need more content of him 😔😔 Idek if hes cannon but hes cannon to me
*spends an hour researching calendar dates, doing weird math, and revising a huge part of my story*
Me: Wait, what was I doing?
Me: Oh, yeah!
*Googles where commas go in dates*
every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
RAHHHHH 🫎🫎🫎🍁🍁🍁
COLOUR ALL THE WAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
(Idk as a Canadian I sometimes wonder if I'm real)
I too, as a Canadian, wonder if I'm real sometimes
The town I live in looks like the embodiment of those Midwest emo pictures on Pinterest
I just found your blog ,, Its super cool ^^
THANK YOU!!!! I try my best ✧*。٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*。
It’s fun knowing writers since they’ll talk intricately about a scene 5 novels in that recontextualizes a character’s entire motivation and trajectory in the plot and then confess they haven’t even started the first book.
