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This is what inspired the script above.
Emps after finding out the Primarchs are doing the hanky panky:
The Emperor knows
(This story is interchangeable, but I'm using the female Primarchs from the Femmarch au)
*The Scene: The Emperor has called his daughters to an impromptu private council. None of the sisters know why, but it's pretty clear how serious this is*
Emps: Listen, im going to make this clear and concise. *he narrows his eyes and scans over his daughters* I know.
Horus: Know what, father?
Emps: Don't Bullshit me! I KNOW...
*All the sisters begin looking around awkwardly at each other or shamefully away from each other*
Emps: It was brought to my attention, and while truthfully, I couldn't care less what escapades each of you get up to in your own time. If these activities were to come to light, it would set the wrong example for our Imperium. So, if all of your "relations" are to continue, ensure they are kept quiet.
Fulgrim: *evil smile* That means you two. *she points to Guilliman and Angron*
Angron :What do you mean, us!?!
*Angron raging and nearly leaps across the table at her sadistic sister. Guilliman holds her back*
Fulgrim:*laughs* Oh, come on! Last night, I swear all of Terra could hear you two from orbit.
* Both Guilliman and Angron sit back, blushing ashamed*
Khan: You're one to speak Phoenician. You and Ferrus are practically inside one another any chance you get.
Fulgrim: Ahh, just like you and dear Magnus when you lock yourselves in the library for "Special Research"
Sanguinius: Alright, I think we've all had our fun. Now--
Fulgrim: I don't wanna hear any lectures from you! We all know who actually holds Horus' leash.
*Sanguinius sits back down flustered. Horus leans over, trying to comfort her*
Emps: Alright, Enough! As I said, I was made aware of all your escapades. This means I DO NOT want to HEAR NOR SEE anything outside of your private chambers. Do I make myself clear?
*All the primarchs nod in acknowledgement, except Mortarion*
Mortarion: *confused* Wait. You're all fucking?
---*End scene*---
(This is basically my scripting process when I make comics)
The Emperor knows
(This story is interchangeable, but I'm using the female Primarchs from the Femmarch au)
*The Scene: The Emperor has called his daughters to an impromptu private council. None of the sisters know why, but it's pretty clear how serious this is*
Emps: Listen, im going to make this clear and concise. *he narrows his eyes and scans over his daughters* I know.
Horus: Know what, father?
Emps: Don't Bullshit me! I KNOW...
*All the sisters begin looking around awkwardly at each other or shamefully away from each other*
Emps: It was brought to my attention, and while truthfully, I couldn't care less what escapades each of you get up to in your own time. If these activities were to come to light, it would set the wrong example for our Imperium. So, if all of your "relations" are to continue, ensure they are kept quiet.
Fulgrim: *evil smile* That means you two. *she points to Guilliman and Angron*
Angron :What do you mean, us!?!
*Angron raging and nearly leaps across the table at her sadistic sister. Guilliman holds her back*
Fulgrim:*laughs* Oh, come on! Last night, I swear all of Terra could hear you two from orbit.
* Both Guilliman and Angron sit back, blushing ashamed*
Khan: You're one to speak Phoenician. You and Ferrus are practically inside one another any chance you get.
Fulgrim: Ahh, just like you and dear Magnus when you lock yourselves in the library for "Special Research"
Sanguinius: Alright, I think we've all had our fun. Now--
Fulgrim: I don't wanna hear any lectures from you! We all know who actually holds Horus' leash.
*Sanguinius sits back down flustered. Horus leans over, trying to comfort her*
Emps: Alright, Enough! As I said, I was made aware of all your escapades. This means I DO NOT want to HEAR NOR SEE anything outside of your private chambers. Do I make myself clear?
*All the primarchs nod in acknowledgement, except Mortarion*
Mortarion: *confused* Wait. You're all fucking?
---*End scene*---
(This is basically my scripting process when I make comics)
Juno (Fem Guilliman) The Fem Primarch of the UltraMOOrines is dominated by her dear sister, Atlantia (fem Angron) Lioness of Khorne.
Fem Magnus found out her sister (Fem Jagathai) is fast in every respect
* Also, I know this one is not gonna be promoted as much cause it's shmexy, so might you please reblog perchance 🥺👉👈*
Don't you love when ur stress toy is regenerative. Don't mind the tears. She asked for it.
This is slowly becoming my favourite ship. I relate so much to fem Vulkan here. Now, all I need is my own fem Konrad! 🫠
Here, have more fem Vulcan x Konrad art 😆 🤣
I don't like being called out like this! 😳😤
"You're like a sister to me" to most people: Relationship killer, friendzoning to the highest degree
"You're like a sister to me" to perverted trans fems: One of the hottest most intimate things you could possibly say
Big sis who wants her lil sis back
"you're not a boy" she insists, desperate for me to reconsider my decision to be trans. When I stand my ground, she stands up.
"You're not a boy. Boys are gross. You're a girl." She keeps pushing before becoming exasperated.
"You know what? I'll prove to you that you're not a boy. Pull your fucking pants down, bitch" as she pulls up her dress and takes her gock out of her panties💕💕💕
making my 2 sister sims kiss., and make out., yayayay
i need my big sis to breed me so hard that i can't form coherent thoughts for the next day.
maybe even fucked my both my big sis and little sis as i take their massive girldicks in me. greedily sucking off my little sis as she grabs a hold of my head to move it for me. being degraded and told just how much of a slut i am, and how wrong what we're doing is.
even after i cum i want them to use my holes for their pleasure filling me completely from both ends and left a quivering shaking mess on my cum stained bed
sorry for being nerdy, may i suck you off sis?
As a leading expert in sex, let me tell you my classification schema for different type of masturbation techniques.
first, i will define masturbation as an act that is done for sexual pleasure, alone or with someone else.
when classifying masturbation, the most important factor is the location where sexual pleasure is applied. these can be:
Penile (shaft of the penis)
Testicular
Clitoral (including the head of the penis)
Labial
Vaginal
Perineal (on the perineum)
Anal
Extra-Sexual (not related to the sex organs)
Mental (eg erotic hypnosis)
then the means of masturbation:
manual (without a toy)
vibratory instrumental (with vibrating toy)
non-vibratory instrumental (with a non vibrating sex toy)
then the manner of masturbation:
rubbing
hammering (touching and then not touching something repeatedly, for example riding a dildo/ penis)
mental does not have the means or manner subtypes. meaning there is 49 types of masturbation.
there is also co-masturbation, which enables masturbation but isn't masturbation itself, such as porn, erotica, and lube
and also anti-masturbation, which halts masturbation, such as a safe word or shame when a parent comes home
i want my big sister to train me into being a good puppy
big sister who locks a shock collar around my neck "as a prank." big sister who slowly starts training me into obedience, shocking me as a joke every time i say "no" to her. little sis who gets fed up with her prank quickly, and snaps at her to take it off, that its not funny anymore, but she just laughs and says i don't know how to take a joke. soon enough she starts asking me to do things for her and zapping me every time i say no, making each shock more painful the more i resist, until it just gets easier to listen to her. to obey her.
big sister who trains me into being her pet, her toy, punishing me every time i resist until i forget how to disobey. big sis who molds me into the most perfect little sis she could ask for 💖
being fucked by your big sis is amazing, but rn i need to cuddle her and have my hair played with and told everything will be alright
corrupting/seducing your butch older sister as a bratty femme little sister is actually the most moral thing you can do btw. its righteous to press your tits up against her and snake your arms around her waist and tease her relentlessly until all of that butch chivalry is replaced with raw need & lust for her little sis btw
i love my sister so much,,, i just wanna play with her wings all day and never have any responsibility
Vi: “No, pow pow it’s wrong; we can’t do it.”
Powder: gives Vi puppy dog eyes “Pretty please!”
Vi: morals fly out the window
Why do people call us proshippers? Because we're professional shippers? Because we have professional taste in ships? Not my fault the doomed sisters have more chemistry in one glance than shitbomb and acabvi have in their entire forced narrative. Sorry that your otp is basically soggy toast in a trench coat.
