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Chan: where are you going? Felix: to get ice-cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

Changbin: I dare you to- Chan: Jisung isn't allowed to accept dares anymore Changbin: why not? Jisung: some would say I 'have no regard for my own or others personal safety'

Jisung: the stars are beautiful tonight Hyunjin: they are Jisung: you know who else is beautiful? Hyunjin, blushing: who? Jisung: Minho

Minho: fuck! Jisung: you kiss your mother with that mouth? Minho: no kisses Jisung Minho: I kiss you with that mouth Jisung: malfunctioning

Hyunjin: adults don't care about their birthdays Changbin: you came to practice last year on a horse

Jisung: I'm the rizzler Jisung: I'm a professional Also Jisung, talking to Minho: are you from Michigan? because- because you're the only Mich I...gan......

Felix: If I say I love you will you say it back? Hyunjin: yes Felix: I love you Hyunjin: it back *slightly later* Chan: why is Felix crying on the floor?

Jisung: when you said you were 'magic in bed,' this wasn't what I was expecting Minho, pulling a card from the deck: now, is this your card? Jisung: holy shit, it is-

Hyunjin: ugh, adults don't care about their birthdays Chan: you came to dance practice last year on a horse

Minho, trying to ask Jisung out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Jisung: Would you like to stay forever?

Jeongin: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Seungmin: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Felix: There were so many mixed messages in that

Minho: Shotgun! Seungmin: Aw, but you had it on the way here Minho: No, I have a shotgun. Minho: *cocks gun* and I want to sit in the front seat

Felix: Change is inedible Chan: Don't you mean inevitable? Felix, spitting out coins: I do not

Jisung: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there? Minho: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Jisung: Jisung: *sobs*

Jeongin: If you had to choose between Seungmin and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Minho: I'll take the money. Jeongin: You don't even know how much mon- Minho: I'll take the money.

Jeongin: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Jisung: They do. Chan: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Jeongin: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Seungmin, turning to Minho: How tall are you?

Seungmin: Okay, truth or dare? Chan: Truth Seungmin: How many hours have you slept this week? Chan: Chan: ...Dare Seungmin: Go to bed. Chan: I don't like this game

Chan, pointing a camera at Jeongin: There he is, our sweet baby. Jeongin, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

Minho: God, give me patience. Jisung: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Minho: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead

Hyunjin: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? Felix: Neither. Felix: Because it's twelve

Jeongin: Pardon my strong language but, Jeongin: fiddlesticks

Minho: What would you like? We have water, coffee, spiders, pepsi or- Jisung: Spiders? Minho: Spiders it is then Jisung: No wait- Minho, already pouring a glass of spiders:

Jisung: I'm an expert at identifying birds Jeongin: Oh yeah? What are those on the tree up there Jisung: Yep, those are all birds

Minho: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve Felix: I think you mean cards Minho, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not

Minho: You're giving me a sticker? Jisung: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!” Minho: I'm not a preschooler. Jisung: Fine, I'll take it back Minho: I earned this, back off!

Seungmin: gasps indignantly Seungmin: there's a TYPO in this crossword puzzle!? Jeongin, internally: I'm going to marry him

Predebut Jisung: I'm here and I brought everyone coffee! Predebut Hyunjin: Look, Felix, is that a talking raisin?

Minho: I only feel one emotion and that's anger Jisung: last night you drunk texted me and all the other member 143 heart emojis Minho: out of anger